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snorlaxatives: waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
snorlaxatives: me when i see new messages in my ask
snorlaxatives: accidentally walking through a spiderweb
snorlaxatives: i love when strangers walk by and smile at you
snorlaxatives: 7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks
snorlaxatives: why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
snorlaxatives: yay finally leaving the house and going to the beach and by going to the beach i mean
snorlaxatives: it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle
snorlaxatives: how do i tell someone i don’t care without sounding like i don’t care
snorlaxatives: damn hipsters and their trendy ass rooms
snorlaxatives: tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist
snorlaxatives: i’m not cleaning that up
snorlaxatives: merlte from lilo and stitch was such a bitch i’d beat the shit out of her
snorlaxatives: i want to win the lottery so i can finally afford a few things from urbanoutfitters
snorlaxatives: i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
snorlaxatives: when did 10:00 go from “hm i should start getting ready for bed” to “hm not too late to start a movie”
snorlaxatives: i’m feeling his embarrassment so hard
snorlaxatives: if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
snorlaxatives: i’m like 99% sure drake and josh was cancelled because josh got skinny
snorlaxatives: has anyone seen recent pictures of aly and aj bc like yooooo yoooooooOOOOOOO yooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
snorlaxatives: me: *living my life* brain: remember the show my gym partner’s a monkey? me: the show on cartoon network??? yeah why brain: nothing just making sure you remember
snorlaxatives: 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
snorlaxatives: LOOK AT MY GENGAR PUMPKIN IM SO PROUD
snorlaxatives: 1 WEEK UNTIL HALLOWEEN 5 WEEKS UNTIL THANKSGIVING 9 WEEKS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
snorlaxatives: LOOK AT THEM INCREASING AT AN ALARMING SPEED SPREADING LIKE AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE THEY’RE EVERYWHERE IT’S THE EVER SO TERRIBLE…….. JANUARY MOVIES
snorlaxatives: there’s gonna be ANOTHER paranormal activity movie coming out in october….. like……
snorlaxatives: garlic memes??? i feel like his has such a niche audience but i feel it
snorlaxatives: “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.”Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic
snorlax: me: minding my own business *suddenly gets flashbacks of whitney’s miltank* me:
snorlax: rate my gaming setup?
snorlaxatives: “Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?” Good Burger (1997) dir. Brian Robbins
snorlaxatives: me in the club 9
snorlax: make way for Du Du Hau ©
snorlaxatives: me in the club
snorlax: Pokemon GO New Years loading screen 🎆Happy New Year!
snorlax: the looker gave me a small loan of a million dollars
snorlaxatives: no offense but 28 days later and 28 weeks later are two of my favorite zombie films of all time and i am desperately waiting for 28 months later
snorlaxatives: happy october we have officially entered the beginning of the best three months of the year can i get a hell yeah
snorlaxatives: not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life
snorlaxatives: In honor of the Face Off Season 5 Finale this Tuesday I thought I’d compile a list of some of my favorite makeups from this season. I must say I was very impressed with the work this season, probably my favorite season so far! Tate &
snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive
snorlaxatives: a big difference i’ve noticed between myself and my parents (and i think it’s definitely a generational thing in general) is like when we’re at a public place and something goes wrong i’ll keep my frustration internalized while
snorlaxatives: [let’s see how far we’ve come by matchbox twenty plays in the distance]
snorlaxatives: cantbetamed: holy shit DONT TRUST GIRLS THEY BE USIN SOME KIND OF DARK MAGIC
snorlaxatives: my school has a confessions page on facebook and
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snorlaxatives: i really appreciate low maintenance friendships like those friends that you can go months at a time without seeing or talking to but when you do meet up its like totally normal because you both recognize that you both have busy schedules
snorlaxatives: my aesthetic is that one scene in holes where sigourney weaver paints her nails with rattlesnake venom infused nail polish and claws jon voight in the face
snorlaxatives:i hate how desensitized i’ve become to violence…. like, news of a mass shooting in a church that killed nearly 30 people should make me feel loads of emotions but, because america has long fostered this culture of violence where things
snorlaxatives: remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
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