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snorlaxatives: i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment
snorlaxatives: i love when strangers walk by and smile at you
snorlaxatives: tbh i think cigarettes are gross and the smell is unbearable but i would never call a smoker a terrible person just because they smoke ????? nicotine addiction is a tough thing to break… and as long as they aren’t like blowing smoke
snorlaxatives: does anyone else feel like miley cyrus smokes weed??? idk i kinda get that vibe from her
snorlax: make way for Du Du Hau ©
snorlaxatives:how the fuck is it still january i feel like this month has lasted like 25 years
snorlaxatives: *throws neopoints at strippers*
snorlaxatives: i really really really really really really really ʎןןɐǝɹ ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓛⓨ REALLY don’t want to go to school
snorlaxatives: college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey
snorlaxatives: i hate people who act like they’re too good for mcdonalds like stfu ain’t nobody too good for ũ mcdoubles
snorlaxatives: why be in the friend zone when you can be in chalkzone
snorlaxatives: feeling sad sucks wtf who even invented feelings
snorlaxatives: there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t flush public toilets
snorlaxatives: do not put down thin girls in order to make bigger girls feel better
snorlaxatives: 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
snorlaxatives: yay finally leaving the house and going to the beach and by going to the beach i mean
snorlaxatives: tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist
snorlaxatives: people who use capital O’s as zeros make me 1OO% uncomfortable
snorlaxatives: i want to be a bubble of lava in a lava lamp that sounds like a dope ass life
snorlaxatives: i’d rather be dead than have to deal with the pain of bumping your hip into the corner of the kitchen counter
snorlaxatives: do you ever just get in a mood where you really love cereal
snorlaxatives: sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions
snorlaxatives: me: *eats cookie dough* some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
snorlaxatives: i hate when i’m complaining about something and someone tries to one up my complaints like… i’ll be like “i only got 5 hours of sleep i’m so tired” and some obnoxious ass will pop out of nowhere like “oh well i got negative
snorlaxatives: a big difference i’ve noticed between myself and my parents (and i think it’s definitely a generational thing in general) is like when we’re at a public place and something goes wrong i’ll keep my frustration internalized while
snorlaxatives: that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree
snorlaxatives: ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on
snorlax-con-tetas: listen to pop pop
snorlaxatives: the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
snorlaxatives: 7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks
snorlaxatives: me when i see new messages in my ask So rarely happens though :(
snorlaxatives: me when i see new messages in my ask
snorlaxatives: me in the club
snorlaxatives: waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
snorlaxatives: accidentally walking through a spiderweb foxtail-wonders
snorlaxatives: not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life
snorlaxatives: dont fuck with hello kitty
snorlaxatives: why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
snorlaxatives: *phones at 1% battery* *becomes Olympic gymnast and quadruple back handsprings to phone charger*
snorlaxatives: 1 WEEK UNTIL HALLOWEEN 5 WEEKS UNTIL THANKSGIVING 9 WEEKS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
snorlaxatives: sexual orientation:
snorlaxatives: i’m pretty sure this scene changed an entire generation
snorlaxatives: k999: do you think cockroaches celebrate new years eve hell yeah turn up!!!
snorlaxatives: why do all fall out boy songs make me want to stick my head out of a car sunroof and pump my fists and intensely sing along
snorlaxatives:american horror story: hotel has already been done before
snorlaxatives:i will never be impressed by anything the jenner girls do… they’ve been handed literally everything to them… i saw a twitter post that was like “kylie jenner just bought a Ū.7 million house. what were YOU doing when you were 17?”
snorlaxatives: i’m pretty sure my finger is getting a six pack from all the scrolling i do
snorlaxatives: *sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
