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cracked: And unless you have an iPhone, it works like a charm! 25 Seemingly Minor Inventions That Totally Changed Your Life
did-you-kno: Thomas Jefferson invented the swivel chair, and it is said that he was sitting in one when he drafted the U.S. Declaration of Independence. Source
foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for thanks
wetwareproblem: sfiddy: ask-an-mra-anything: quixotess: smallapplegoat: cupcakeinatorellie: denyselfandfollowchrist: cupcakeinatorellie: Hey Psstt The guy who invented the theory that vaccines cause autism had his medical license revoked for it
owlmylove: the-future-now: 3-D printing just got even more accurate. MIT scientists have invented a machine that prints objects suspended in gel to counteract the negative effects of gravity. follow @the-future-now it makes sense that gel printing
iamoutofideas: macklemorehentai: dongstomper: trailerparkhardcore: lycoteuthis: so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem Suction
ambiguouslyevil: toopunktofuck: one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot
angelwormwood: angelwormwood: the concept of drift compatibility in pacific rim literally makes me lightheaded whenever i think about it like guillermo del toro really just went and invented a new type of relationship, a new love language and a new form
pukicho:elvenacidfire:pukicho:Coats and jackets are all too aesthetically fantastic to only wear during the cold seasons. I think scientists need to stop doing their dumb bullshit and band together to invent a jacket that can be worn whilst it’s
ladyshinga: tenkagain: lumsel: hositrugun: the-moon-and-all-her-stars: ryhartley: feminismandmedia: Magical. 👌👌 👌 👏 👏 lmaooo For the record, the guy actually invented this with the intent of it being used to crack down
chaostheoryandcookies: “Darlin’, I invented fabulous!” “Puh-lease, darling. I perfected it!” Magnolia May faces off against Kilala97’s Crystal Clarity in some sort of…extradimensional sass battle? They will either destroy each other in
candace-gertrude-flynn: the90sfreshestdude: just-shower-thoughts: Doofenshmirtz isn’t incompetent; he *plans* his inventions to fail. Why? Because it was never about the inator. He just wanted Perry to show up so he could talk to him about his past
aveku:i think its very sexy how millennials are very anti-ad. like. ads were invented to encourage us to buy stuff. but me and all my friends? if we see an ad for something it fills us with rage. a pure hatred. if you interrupt my twitch stream or my
lovely-v:lovely-v:jrr tolkien does not get enough credit for his funny bitch move of inventing the word ‘gentlehobbit’ you said it not me
asimovsideburns:toskarin:toskarin:I know they’re named after him but for reasons I can’t fully articulate it’s hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von ZeppelinCount Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds
jaybuilds:So on a whim, I picked up one of these-And to my surprise….It uses the same peg/slot size as HG Gundam kits-Jay invents Ponypla
vexwerewolf:ohnoitstbskyen:People who object to trans people being in fantasy are wild. As though some silly-hatted alchemist wouldn’t simply invent Almazar’s Gender Fluid in an afternoon and distribute it to every dungeon chest in the land.
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it
detectivesangelstardisandwands:sheep-boy: a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just “a…pen.you
the-rogue-0f-light: hektikk: awkwardlysocialphangirl: samandriel: pales: i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour finally something to match my soul If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made
lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me” @fake-bird @lanternlighting
just-shower-thoughts: Necrophilia happened often enough fhat they had to invent a word for it
writing-prompt-s: Humans have invented galactic space travel, and find a deserted alien planet. Archives had been found, and the last transmission was “Test subjects 676-976 have escaped, evacuation started” a picture is attached, and it is of a
writing-prompt-s: Earth has 100 years before it is destroyed. The best and brightest board a ship on a 10,000 year journey to another planet. 20 years later a tech is invented allowing for everyone on Earth to reach the planet in 6 months. In 10,000
pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy people, then the world would be a better place
writing-prompt-s:Scientists invented a pill that enables dogs to fully speak and understand English. It lasts for ten minutes, and will only work one time. You give a pill to your 12 year-old Border Collie, whom you’ve had since they were a pup. Your
jomjjeoro: hey guys. this is my invention. check it out
pastelprincessgalacticempress: writing-prompt-s: Time travel has finally been invented, and you go back in time to stop the burning of the Library of Alexandria. When you get there, however, you find that it was burned for a VERY good reason. “So,
shabootyisland: iamoutofideas: macklemorehentai: dongstomper: trailerparkhardcore: lycoteuthis: so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on
dwergaz: classicmeevs: when we invent time travel the first thing we’ll discover will be that we were only right about the hair color of historical figures like one in every 5 times. Even as recently as like the 1700s. And it turns out its because
genderbinaryisforlosers:my favourite thing about Toph Beifong is that she was told it was impossible to earthbend metal and she immediately said ok you know what and invented metalbending
lumsel: hositrugun: the-moon-and-all-her-stars: ryhartley: feminismandmedia: Magical. 👌👌 👌 👏 👏 lmaooo For the record, the guy actually invented this with the intent of it being used to crack down on human trafficking. Traffickers
terrible-tentacle-theatre: anaisnein: lokispriestess: anaisnein: mudwerks: danipup: wind-up-martyrbot: literal-ghost: potedo: Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s
angelwormwood: angelwormwood:the concept of drift compatibility in pacific rim literally makes me lightheaded whenever i think about it like guillermo del toro really just went and invented a new type of relationship, a new love language and a new form
softbutchtaako: grawly: gothtia: grawly: grawly: what did tumblr look like back in the 90s this says tubr it was the 90s the letters l and m weren’t invented yet
fodsley:valkyrien04:fodsley:emulators are fucking great I think the guy who invented them deserves some sloppy toppy hey op the FUCK this mean?it means im gonna find the guy who made the first usable game emulator and im gonna suck him dry
brawltogethernow:millenniumlesbian:you have to admit it was kind of metal when the 4kids writers were told they couldn’t mention death and so decided to invent an entire torture dimension your soul could be damned to out of whole cloth You would think
coolxatu:in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was
penandinkprincess:they should invent a sunday that doesn’t have a monday right after it If you sleep long enough your Sundays can have Tuesdays after them
anagramofbrat:cheese-sample-official:fnordseer5:senatortedcruz:Every race culture and creed thinks they invented the butter cookie tin with sewing supplies in itit’s ‘cause it goes back to atlantisI suppose atlantis is also the origin of the
the-rogue-0f-light: hektikk: awkwardlysocialphangirl: samandriel: pales: i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour finally something to match my soul If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing
dongstomper: trailerparkhardcore: lycoteuthis: so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem Suction warlock don the piss robe
fandomsandfeminism: straightboyfriend: straightboyfriend: Worst 😱 example of cultural appropriation ever: LGBTs 👩❤️👩👨❤️👨👭👬 stole the rainbow 🌈 from God. 👼🏽 It’s his. 😧😱🤧 He invented 👨🏽🔬
richonnesokoye: danai gurira invented the color red. it is known.
tchaikovskaya: tchaikovskaya: russian bitches invented “a hoe never gets cold fuck a hypothermia” energy 5 inch heels in the snow !!!! are your ankles gonna snap if you step on a patch of ice? DA! is it worth the risk for Fashion? DA!
rapedollswanted: Just another slut falling in love with the modern inventions. This cunt found out how she can feel like she is being used all from home, hard to get her away from her toy now, nothing but a real cock will do it.
helpwigi: nightvalesponsors: gingerbludger: who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog: women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation Standing ovulation A round of menopause. It was a
crabbyjammies: gymnosofi: mypatientvessel: Dude. My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the
theuppitynegras: marfmellow: sandrock: bromogeekmusings: radimus-co-uk: enochliew: Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page. it finally feels like 2014 Every once in a while there’s an invention
carpe-diem-rah:hotsuburbandad: This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown The invention of broth
toxic-butterfly-kisses: miss-nerdgasmz: dongstomper: trailerparkhardcore: lycoteuthis: so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem
nonbinary-rileyblue: my favourite thing about Toph Beifong is that she was told it was impossible to earthbend metal and she immediately said ok you know what and invented metalbending
Oh my god it just hit me that maybe one of the reasons I don’t identify with my birth name at all anymore is because I just dissociated so hard so young that I needed to invent a same to actually represent me that is in this meat cage
