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mega-big-black-cock: Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn.
littletreat: oooh we could do this…except for the whole part where i get excited and it goes flying across the room and breaks the window….yeah, maybe not…~lol~ ninanineta: Reading light ready!…^_* simplewishes: inventive discipline
madame-fluttershy: Derpy- Ellis by *Smashinator “I ever tell you about the time me and Dinky snuck a paintball gun on a rollercoaster? I never heard’a anypony else doin’ it, so I thought we might’a invented a sport, so Dinky called the patent
ask-knightpony: xspiritofthemapleleaf: gavirn: the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery. however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation Corduroy pillows are making headlines. lolpuns
brainy-twilight: Luna: We have little doubt it will radically change the world if Twilight decides to make these inventions public. ((BLUH! I am the worst. I completely missed my deadline for this everyone! I’m really sorry! Also, I’m trying a new
vixyhoovesmod: mod-named-carot: 344forever: Correction! Coffee got cold? Don’t be a lazy bum, go heat it back up! Microwaves were invented for a reason! Well.. technically they weren’t made for heating things up but they are no-…. shut up.
ask-usa-pony: Can you believe it’s the anniversary when bacon freedom was invented?——————————-ohoHOHO MAN!! dem shades r so fricking cool!! n dem…SHADING SKILLS OH GOD I WUV DIS Hehe~
amy-the-baby-otter:a-daks:sociallyxawkwardxpenguin:the-rogue-0f-light:hektikk:awkwardlysocialphangirl:samandriel:pales:i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colourfinally something to match my soulIf you haven’t seen this, it’s actually
pabbley:“Pone Life Hacks” from a few days ago, Derpy invented a new way to make muffins inside a cannon. Missed the deadline on this one the other day, figured this needs it’s own post as a comic :>x3!
banzai-jinto: banzai-jinto: whoever invented hands is a bastard and i will kill them youre onto something but it needs a little polish may i suggest: magnetic paw nubs =w=b
crabbyjammies: gymnosofi: mypatientvessel: Dude. My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the
roses-are-red999:skimlines: itscolossal: A 1,000-piece CMYK Color Gamut Jigsaw Puzzle by Clemens Habicht my god someone has invented a game for artist alley after-hour gatherings and it looks like a type of torture hoLY SHIT
1997jaydee: I basically Smashed Bro Chick 🐥He invented Over They was in my room it’s 6:30 am and I started pressing my dick against her pussy while we all 3 was sharing my kings size blanket me her and Earl But after I Busted my nut uo her back
If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?
toopunktofuck: one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall
bromogeekmusings: radimus-co-uk: enochliew: Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page. it finally feels like 2014 Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
dailyagentcarter: dominiccoop: Howard stark has just invented the electric car. Although calls it a guitar by mistake.
satanstrousers: satanstrousers: Cleaning out my drawers! Wait… Whats this? IT WAS A DARK TIME Callout post for the first humans to invent fire idk where you are but your days are numbered
guidetrainlove: Nothing is more sadistic than woman on another.It’s a joy to watch the vicious inventiveness.
Actually it was invented by Eleanor of Aquitane as part of her effort to shift the meaning of chivalry from “knows how to fight on horseback” to a code of conduct to make powerful men behave better.
foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for thanks
jenroses: star-anise: My priorities include: Learning how to process St John’s Wort so that if I’m ever stranded back in time before the invention of modern psychoactive medication I won’t go batshit crazy. It’s not actually all that hard. Hypericum
rassilon-imprimatur:Guys I have a new favorite Doctor Who book
peepuddle: i reject an abysmal reality and choose to invent my own and manifest it . i sit down on a wednesday nite and i eat a whole lunchable
angelwormwood: the concept of drift compatibility in pacific rim literally makes me lightheaded whenever i think about it like guillermo del toro really just went and invented a new type of relationship, a new love language and a new form of intimacy
comic-sans-chan: It kills me that Crowley just slithered straight up AN ENORMOUS FIVE THOUSAND FOOT WALL to invent bad flirting with Aziraphale. Like imagine watching the beings you were charged to protect wandering off into the unforgiving desert with
basedhiyoko: mypatientvessel: Dude. My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape”
mrs–edge:Tom has fantasies of me bringing him to some mysterious clinic to have some mysterious device medically installed. I don’t understand how that would work, but it might be interesting to see if they invent something.
Medieval pop-up book via erikkwakkel: This book was printed in 1482, when printing was just invented - by Johannes Gutenberg, c. 1455. It is remarkable what printers were able to do after two decades of experimenting with the new medium. As this image
WE FOUND THE SPECIES THAT INVENTED SEX AND WE NAMED IT DICKI
carpe-diem-rah:hotsuburbandad: This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown The invention of broth
foreveralone-lyguy:foreveralone-lyguy:Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for thanks
onlyblackgirl: dope-kulture: 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 A condom that changes colour when it comes into contact with sexually transmitted infections has been invented by a group of school children.
mindcrankismycommander: quixotess: smallapplegoat: cupcakeinatorellie: denyselfandfollowchrist: cupcakeinatorellie: Hey Psstt The guy who invented the theory that vaccines cause autism had his medical license revoked for it thats ridiculous they
abookblog: mametowncorrespondent: ceebee-eebee: xshiromorix: bleedingsilverbird: “Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented
shrineofelena: juniqs: mahdic: amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE) this changed my life this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost
thedarkplumber: jiy: 3gokei: fuckyeahragetoons: How the pokedex was invented this is actually the most accurate Is it bad that I remembered all of this from dex entries before checking the caption? please people click on this this is the best
People who brag about “inventing” fandom/ship names confuse me, especially when the ship name is just a portmanteau of the character’s names. How could you possibly know everyone got it from you…
patternedclouds: “First, you need a gem at the core of your being. Then, you need a body that can turn into light. Then, you need a partner you can trust with that light. Get open. Get honest. Invent yourselves together. That’s fusion.” it’s
artofelaineho: Cosette’s room in Les Miserables. The movie didn’t exactly show where she would sleep, so I invented a space for her. It’s in a storage closet that the Thenardiers’ would throw all their broken stuff, and she’s timidly carved
“Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.” — Friedrich Nietzsche, The Will to Power
lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me” @fake-bird @lanternlighting
ashy-matsuno-boy: rinaskitty: (requested by an anon) What if Satoshi had overheard Eureka telling Lillia about Citron’s BDSM kink and immediately thinks about his “Dancing Invention”?? Well, my friend, Ive drawn exactly that OwO So it goes like
standreamy:Ash in his late 20s. Colored sketch.XY (Iwane)’s style is a bit tricky, especially for late teens/young adults and trying to have more anatomically correct structures.But worth it!Clothes are totally invented, this actually was more a sketching
embarrassedboys: boundandsquirming: Yesss. gamification, automation, desperation. Following on from a previous post, this cam boy begged to try out sir’s new invention after he’d seen what it could do for others to increase his followers… sir
msjewbooty: shattersthemoon: msjewbooty: how high were they when they invented pillows “im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it” omg ahahaha dying omg ahahahah dont care
tweenking: Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
misskitkatcupcake: happy-healthy-soul: I really hate this idea of “clean” eating. There’s nothing dirty about a chocolate bar unless you dropped it on the floor, which is why humanity invented the Five Second Rule. So much wise
cutthroatbitchhh: writtenandfated: dope-kulture: 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 A condom that changes colour when it comes into contact with sexually transmitted infections has been invented by
allaboutmanga: xshiromorix:bleedingsilverbird:“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France.
missingmarilyn: late-nights-early-mornings: radicallustt: forel: badgalfaashion: Marilyn Monroe + JFK they invented the mirror selfie love this idk why No way If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when people delete my original captions…and
zeeewa: it’s fucking science. just ask albert einstein, he invented space.
heir-n-reign: bromogeekmusings: radimus-co-uk: enochliew: Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page. it finally feels like 2014 Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always
canadian-problems: i’m not too sure how widespread the beep test is worldwide actually but it was invented in montreal so >:( Fuck the beep test. >:‘c and my lungs too.
some-atoms: What if tumblr doesn’t exist. It’s just something you’ve invented to justify your fandom obsessions, and right now you’re actually just staring at a blank screen and laughing occasionally.
most-awkward-moments: whoever invented the internet must feel really ashamed because this is what it has been reduced to
