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foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for thanks
ms-demeanor:thequantumqueer:amy-santiagos:“I loved her to the point of invention” is extremely fucking raw and I adore it.
evanfromgeometry: dajo42: had a nightmare they continued the big bang theory without jim parsons by having Sheldon invent a machine that turned him back into the kid from Young Sheldon but it turned into a horror serial where he was hunting down the rest
imsobadatnicknames2:Imagine your kids straight up inventing a completely new rules-lite roleplaying game completely separate from D&D during a car trip and then you somehow take it as an example of the flexibility and adaptability of D&D.
asimovsideburns:toskarin:toskarin:I know they’re named after him but for reasons I can’t fully articulate it’s hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von ZeppelinCount Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds
biblioprincessdalian:When programmers invented rubber duck debugging they were right but what they don’t tell you is that this also works for like 90% of other complex intellectual tasks. Nothing solves a problem faster than just trying to explain it
helenassummer: they invented a shot that contains summermixed with spring that swells summer is no longer necessaryeveryone can be bears i give it you laughter choking my mouthi’m looking at youin the mirror on the ceiling this is yet again about the
bromogeekmusings:radimus-co-uk: enochliew: Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page. it finally feels like 2014 Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
robbiefuu: shadzu: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick” I applaud whoever, because it feels fantastic
marcossfm: “When you invent that good shit and it hits all the spots 👌 👌 👌 👌“ Felt like doing sound editing with my animations again, I’ll get to that “right” level one day Better Quality (Gif)With Sound
virallux: Desire.. Part of a set I did a while back in an abandoned sugar factory. It’s always nice to be able to re-invent my images from the past..and have an escape from the present while doing so. My apologies, I haven’t been as active in my
blueeyesbigbones: Hiya J! This isn’t a terribly inventive or creative shot, but I took it this morning and just loved the simplicity and pretty lines. I hope you’re having an excellent week. Much love, @tlcrmtphotography -Sweet T! This may be a
nothingcomparestomommy: parailegal: porngodrelapse: pierow87: One of the best things ever invented. The perfect titfuck is the fucking holy grail of porn to me. So few pornstars can make it look good, but when they do… fuuuck do I cum HARD So…
1997jaydee: I basically Smashed Bro Chick 🐥He invented Over They was in my room it’s 6:30 am and I started pressing my dick against her pussy while we all 3 was sharing my kings size blanket me her and Earl But after I Busted my nut uo her back
amipheonixxx: I AM NOT A BLOG, this is my PERSONAL page. Click the link. It’s get better than this!Inventive | Explorative | Exclusive Experience | Dream Sex to Film
thecomeup87: satanshoe: give it up to black people tho I like how they had some extra regular white dude in T-Mobile Commercials claiming to have invented the cellphone
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: howllor: gothtriggers: Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it. “I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker.” “what are you wearing?”“void”
howllor: gothtriggers: Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it. “I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker.” “what are you wearing?”“void”
xhangryx: powerliftingpinay: iwillfightu: drained of blood, the heart is white woah No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that
9pieceboom: Someone needs to invent a solar powered A/C that turns on whenever sunlight is touching it.
sailorfuckingvenus: lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me” @fake-bird
slaveney:I can’t believe it’s been 18years since Britney invented music….
thathomestar: when you see some goofy shit and you invent a new fighting move from it
dongstomper: trailerparkhardcore: lycoteuthis: so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem Suction warlock don the piss robe
theipodman0: askzombieblueandred: stannyloveslordtourettes: What if tumblr doesn’t exist. It’s just something you’ve invented to justify your fandom obsessions, and right now you’re actually just staring at a blank screen and laughing
asknessky: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
onionwolf: furippupauplus: gifak-net: Japan Awesome Invention Am I the only one thinking “yeah but what if it breaks and your hands go right into the toilet?” but the writing is in Korean jackass
thegreatpotatoking: This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me” @fake-bird @lanternlighting
5he-male5: missbigdong: 40 Fanta Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn.
audiomasturbation: It’s fun to find new and Inventive ways to drain every last drop of hot creamy cum From my swollen throbbing cock. 😁
socialnetworklesbian: tumblr’s not that great a site but it’s still better than the website david fincher invented just to promote a movie
youlooklikearealbabetoday: Do all lovers feel they’re inventing something? I know the gestures. I imagined it all, waiting for you. Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma
briedanvrs:—You were right. I am scared. Do all lovers feel they’re inventing something? I know the gestures. I imagined it all, waiting for you. —You dreamt of me? —No. I thought of you. PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE DIR. CÉLINE SCIAMMA
weusedtobegiants:It is as if the darkness invents these evils, which arrive for no reason except the light has gone.Anne Carson, from Plainwater: Essays and Poetry; The Anthropology of Water
finallybeautifulstranger:—You were right. I am scared. Do all lovers feel they’re inventing something? I know the gestures. I imagined it all, waiting for you. —You dreamt of me? —No. I thought of you. PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE DIR. CÉLINE SCIAMMA
thearidee: mustardspotlight: Sexy girls with racist sock puppets! - Going to take a wild stab in the dark and assume you’re kidding. Since there’s absolutely nothing racist about a sock monkey in absolutely any way. They believe it was either invented
bi-sexualfacts: Fact: Bisexuals invented wallpaper as a way of summoning frogs. Though modern wallpaper can no longer contain such formidable magic, you can sometimes hear it humming ancient summoning chants.
artsypencil: Korra, Asami, and the Beifongs It’s a shame that the game Wei and Wing invented barely had screen time. So here’s a short comic with the game and the otp :) Please check out/support my Patreon at www.patreon.com/user?u=4166319
eclectifylady: toopunktofuck:one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about
leons-7: My AU - pirates NaLu.Natsu is the capitan of pirates’ command “Fairy Tail”.Lucy is the commander of Magnolia’s sea police.I invented my own story and drew some illustrations for it. And, may be, with my friends, I’ll write fanfic.
I invented an art form when I was younger. I call it blobbing… this is an old chinese man. ^_^
…. no one ever believes me… but I INVENTED putting gasms at the end of words. LONG ago. I did it for years…. then the world caught on. You’re welcome.
meladoodle: i get the feeling that the guy that invented the ‘between a rock and a hard place’ idiom just gave up halfway through creating it. “what else is hard?.. a hard… place. yes.. great, write that shit down”
The first person to have invented audio recording probably thought it didn't work right when their voice sounded different in the recording.
dorkly: Assassin’s Creed’s Ezio Grabs a Slice It’s a good thing Leonardo da Vinci invented pizza.
munamauno: Tracer’s Tea Time (with sounds) “Britain, Britain, Britain. The country that invented tea. Every few hours, all of Britain comes to a halt as tea time approaches.” ”It’s 5 past britbong and Tracer is having her tea time. I used
thirdsexworld: suzieme: reason why Russians don’t do tumblr - no not because it’s an American invention, but because they don’t need to - with pretty girls like Kristina living and playing in Moscow, who needs tumblr? I want her !
heart-strung: HALLOWEEN IS A SATANIC HOLIDAY IT WAS INVENTED BY THE ̡̞A͇͚̪H̠̯̰̟͉͙H̬̬̰͇͍̗̕ͅH͖̬͔͓̬͕̘͡H̝̥͇H̙͙̣̣͓̜̞͠H̭͜H͚̝̗̦͞H̢̺̫H̬ͅͅH̗H̼̫͓H͈͓ͅH͓͙̳H̤̹̦̯̠̰̩H͏H̫͟Ḫ̘̹̥͕̳H͚͕̪̣͙H̩̪̖͞H̻̥Ḥ́Ḩ̳̱̬͚̖H̨̺͚̳̺̤̘H̨͚̺̥͉͉̬̘H͎̠͈͎̩̜̕H͔
stephaniehawking: whoever invented the internet must feel really ashamed because this is what it has been reduced to
trailerparkhardcore: lycoteuthis: so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem Suction warlock
mirakurutaimu: revolutionary breakthrough: bestseller game series invents new species of animal, scientists call it a dog kotaku please stop
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it
Losing your virginity don’t gotta be special, cause virginity don’t really mean shit. Like bro, it’s a terrible invention virginity is. Your first sexual experience with another person don’t gotta be no more important than your
rthko:When straight society invented the sissy, the faggot, the equivalent in almost every language, to intimidate men and trans women into compliance, they unwittingly created a new gender. It’s a lesser, or at least separate class of man, or in
