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mazarinedrake: not-invented-here: tatterdemalionamberite: variablejabberwocky: proserpine-in-phases: killfith: neongenesist: kyrigiris: it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay
racqthebelle: voidbat: bootyscientist: feelmydragonballs: Now, months later, it is coming out that the whole thing was invented. The police made it all up. They didn’t have a shred of credible evidence to support the claims they were making.
idwellinpossibility: they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides i would lose so much weight This
rohosub: OMG! I haven’t seen this video before and It took me a long time to decide if I was going to post it. My wife shouldn’t see this. She has invented some rather creative uses for the Emla numbing cream herself. But this one is almost pure
callan-the-misandrist: positive-press-daily: This lamp absorbs 150 times more CO2 than a tree It’s still in the “so crazy it just might work” stage, but these microalgae-powered lamps, invented by French biochemist Pierre Calleja, could absorb
confusedtree: charlotteness: confusedtree: It’d be neat if someone invented waterproof breakfast food so I could eat in the shower Dude. It’s called fruit. What kinda punkass pet tortoise breakfast do you think I’m eating you son of a shit
hyliam: they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides i would lose so much weight
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thevoicecalledcheesecake: In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was
hektikk: awkwardlysocialphangirl: samandriel: pales: i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour finally something to match my soul If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it,
balllanced: invented a recipe for a (oil-less, sugar-less) lemon vanilla blackberry cake and it actually turned out delish so im feeling super accomplished {one of them stuck to the pan and the bottom fell apart when i was taking it out of the tin
lesbianlennon: “The weird thing about these myths is that they stick when they’re so obviously false. Perhaps the idea is that it’s so outlandish or crude or prurient that it can’t have been invented.” — Keith Richards, Life (via m-l-rio)
alwaysbewoke: Black creative geniuses like Sister Rosetta Tharpe is why it hurts me that BLACK PEOPLE think Rock & Roll is “white people music.” We invented all of it. Rock & Roll is so Black that white people drained every drop of Blackness
theyoungidea: mediamattersforamerica: Climate change is not that complicated! (h/t) also!!! just because i don’t understand something well enough to explain it in sparkling detail doesn’t mean it isn’t real!!! THATS WHY THEY INVENTED SCIENTISTS
diggory-andthe-cap: averagefairy: averagefairy: did humans invent math or did we discover it does math even exist i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous But did
thebabbagepatch: meladoodle: Even though I know it’s not true, I can’t shake this thought out of my head… It keeps coming back to me… What if escalators were invented before stairs “greg what if we just… turned them off?”“melanie
elementalisman: dragonlioness: nitrostreak: benkling: jewishzevran: benkling: benkling: to repair the metaphor it’ll need to be “cars invented specifically to kill people” they’re called tanks and they’re…frowned upon BEEP BEEP IT’S
breezy2010sworld: jackandallison2: This series is not particularly inventive as it was done on the fly in about 20 minutes at lunch, but we hope you still enjoy the view.😉 What a view it is 😻💋
scottishbrah: Kakariko Village is one of my favorite pieces from the Zelda franchise. This is why. Because it can be re invented in so many ways. From the lovely morning version from OoT Orchestrated to this, a calming lullaby remix. It’s just perfect
quixotess: smallapplegoat: cupcakeinatorellie: denyselfandfollowchrist: cupcakeinatorellie: Hey Psstt The guy who invented the theory that vaccines cause autism had his medical license revoked for it thats ridiculous they took it away because he
tasty-poptard: iosefka: “we invented a suit of armor that technically violates the laws of physics. none of our scientists know how it works, but we added a grappling hook so we’re calling it good for field deployment.” You’re missing the obvious
benkling: benkling: to repair the metaphor it’ll need to be “cars invented specifically to kill people” they’re called tanks and they’re…frowned upon BEEP BEEP IT’S A HOBBY
blujayonthewing: So it occurred to me that ‘grawlix’ is sort of an obscure and specialized word, but what I didn’t know until I was googling around just now is that it was actually invented by cartoonist Mort Walker in his 1980 book The Lexicon
cyan-opinions:stalker-among-the-stars:citric-crow:ferrumanulum:snwlvl:capitalism breeds innovationYeah that will do it. improvedThat’s such a fire hazard, it’s gonna bend space and time to go back to prehistoric man and invent fire for themDo
averagefairy: averagefairy: did humans invent math or did we discover it does math even exist i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous
writing-prompt-s: You’ve just invented time travel. You decide to go exactly 1 year into the future and speak to the first person you see, “Hey what day is it?” “364.” “What do you mean 364?” “It’s been 364 days since the incident.
vampireapologist: i hate that i was born after clocks were invented. i hate it so much. time, always on my back. haunting me, pushing me, telling me I don’t have enough of it. i want to wake up around sunrise usually. milk some goats. have lunch with
mirthandir: egberts: cotsoui: egberts: saxxy-maxxy: egberts: my new invention: the snuggie tube. it’s a blanket with sleeves but it goes all around your body and also has a hood. boy do i have news for you wrong. arms still cold. so like
theawkwardgayfanboy: acoldfrenchfry: theaudientvoid: adamtots: new character sonichu invented by me, do not steal It occurs to me that a fair amount of the people on this site are too young to remember Sonichu and this terrifies me. It was censored
doegirldick:shedog:doegirldick:they should invent a new constellation and call it the big snifferwhat would it look likelike this maybe
partlysmith: gelunnucifera: callan-the-misandrist: positive-press-daily: This lamp absorbs 150 times more CO2 than a tree It’s still in the “so crazy it just might work” stage, but these microalgae-powered lamps, invented by French biochemist
thebabbagepatch: meladoodle: Even though I know it’s not true, I can’t shake this thought out of my head… It keeps coming back to me… What if escalators were invented before stairs “greg what if we just… turned them off?” “melanie
katswenski: I invented an entire alphabet for this comic. :[ If you can translate it, there are some extra jokes that probably aren’t worth it. My Website – See me on Webtoons!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: fasterfood: if i ever invent something, im going to name it “jesus” and use this as my advertising campaign Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
everyday-departure: salsagurl: seriously it’s 2013 where is this?? 2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia. it’s almost 2016 & we still are nowhere near this invention
the-best-medicine: everkings: keylimepie: delano-laramie: hotcookingmama: hOLY CRAP there was a post going around about running out of undos SO IT GOT ME THINKIN: ”HUH IT’S DUMB THAT ADOBE HAS SIX FREAKING CREATIVE SUITES AND THEY HAVENT INVENTED
did-you-kno: In 1970, Douglas Engelbart received a patent for his invention: a wooden shell with metal wheels he called the “X-Y Position Indicator for a Display System.” Eventually he noticed it looked like it had a tail coming out of the end, and
henryseisei: What kind of fun it is to jack off in a girls face? And for whom this kind of “sexual” act should be exiting??? Is it only a a kind of evolution of the “money-shot” invented in 70th porn industry??? This video looks like much more
lelophant: lelophant: lelophant: lelophant: lelophant: i am Distressed it’s five in the fuc king morning and ive been staring at a wall for three hours trying to think of what this thing is called. it’s like. fuckin the greatest invention
just-shower-thoughts: Someone needs to invent a microwave which scans the barcode of your food and cooks it the way it’s supposed to be cooked
just-shower-thoughts: Someone needs to invent a microwave that scans the barcode of your food and cooks it the way it’s supposed to be cooked.
ibleedtheatre: fangirlingwithhazza: myversionofperfect: hyliam: they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on
i-was-a-dragon: candycoatedracism: An angsty post about cultural appropriation towards pagans No it is not. Not even close. Up top: The Ouija board is a board game that was invented in 1890, not a religious or cultural matter of any kind. It
whorepounder: nerdcunt: subswanted: painequalspleasure: Forced orgasms.. Whoever invented them; I fucking love you you brilliant fuck! It’s my toy, I’ll be as rough as I want with it. the rougher the better keep us cunts in our place. The best
biglouvids: henryseisei: What kind of fun it is to jack off in a girls face? And for whom this kind of “sexual” act should be exiting??? Is it only a a kind of evolution of the “money-shot” invented in 70th porn industry??? This video looks
