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anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place
ancientpeoples: Ancient Gamers – The Games of Old If there is one thing that transcends time and space, it’s gaming. For tens of thousands of years, children and adults from all over the world have invented, played and mastered thousands of different
timelordjedisassemble: cas-wants-the-dean: pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the
foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for thanks
lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me” @fake-bird @lanternlighting
lagonegirl: Carver is one of the ‘Greatest Inventors Of All Time’ It’s frustrating that he’s only known for “inventing” peanut butter. He did so much more. He was born a slave (Carver was his master’s name), succeeded academically
winchesterappreciation: cakesandfail: youwillneverjustbeablipintime: whoever invented waistcoats seriously thank you It was this guy: Charles II, huge royal babe and 17th-century fashion icon. YOU ARE FORGETTING SOMEONE
razzledazzlewaffle: today on “old people on facebook pretending that technology is the root of all evil and doing it by using this evil relationship shattering devil invention on a social media site filled with their family and friends”
xhangryx: powerliftingpinay: iwillfightu: drained of blood, the heart is white woah No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that
xhangryx: powerliftingpinay: iwillfightu: drained of blood, the heart is white woah No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that is
helpwigi: nightvalesponsors: gingerbludger: who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog: women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation Standing ovulation A round of menopause. It was a
shoooler: The Scavenger’s Daughter Invented by Sir William Skivington during the reign of Henry VIII, the Scavenger’s Daughter was a compression torture device. It’s victims were placed in the fetal position, as the bars would slowly crush their
cnutface: kayla-bird: b1a4gasms: I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD THIS MADE MY DAY an off switch for babies has been invented and it is beyonce #incidentally what a hot dad
ultrafem: A repost from 2013. It’s PHANTOM LADY! (I did not invent her proportions. Or her lactation.) Meanwhile, I’m streaming LIVE right now! color drawings! https://picarto.tv/TheUltraFem
pasteldaemon: waffle-factory: phruxlikesporn: isadultart: halsione: pleasure pleasure pleasure Holy hell, awesome. paging waffle-factory Why hasn’t this been invented yet *packs suitcases* Well, that’s it. I can’t top this. So long folks.
incurablyawesome: little-red-riding-cock: connorronnoc: Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are
the-heir-of-rage: nep-nep-kitty: best-of-funny: pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy people, then the
caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: I just invented a new word: Plagiarism Guys stop reblogging this I stole it from a friend. I realize the irony.
foreveralone-lyguy:foreveralone-lyguy: Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for thanks
foreveralone-lyguy:foreveralone-lyguy:Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for thanks
taint3edcakes: onlyblackgirl: dope-kulture: 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 A condom that changes colour when it comes into contact with sexually transmitted infections has been invented by a group
oyprongs: female awesome meme ✩ 2/5 females in a movie ⇨ Viola Hastings (She’s the Man)I will not wear high heels…Because heels are a male invention designed to make women’s butts look smaller…and to make it harder for them to run away.
fuckyeahcells: Happy Birthday, Rosalind Franklin. “You look at science (or at least talk of it) as some sort of demoralising invention of man, something apart from real life, and which must be cautiously guarded and kept separate from everyday
putthison: A Shoe Museum It’s believed that humans have been wearing footwear for as long as 40,000 years, which means there’s been a lot of time to invent different styles. Just a small percentage of those is housed at Shoes Or No Shoes — a shoe
pluckyyoungdonna: prophecy0922: seemeflow: They say necessity is the mother of invention and this is sure the case when it comes to 13 and 15 year old, Nigerian brothers Anesi and Osine Ikhianosime. Their necessity is their need for a faster mobile
coolartefact: A Viking sword with the inscription “ULFBERHT”, made around 900 A.D. Almost 200 swords have been found with this marking, all of them strangely possessing steel so advanced that the technology needed to create it wouldn’t be invented
did-you-kno: If you type two spaces after a period, you’re doing it wrong. Typesetters settled on using one space between sentences in the early 20th century, but people used two spaces after the invention of the typewriter to make the text easier
the-rogue-0f-light: hektikk: awkwardlysocialphangirl: samandriel: pales: i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour finally something to match my soul If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made
skellydun: I can’t believe it’s 2015 and they haven’t invented a way for people to signal what way they’re turning when driving. amazing.
ultrafacts: In 1888 Alfred’s brother Ludvig died while visiting Cannes and a French newspaper erroneously published Alfred’s obituary. It condemned him for his invention of dynamite and is said to have brought about his decision to leave a better
3sixty5photography: 3 Sixty 5 Photography: 103 Julie. The Line Hotel. “Necessity is indeed an effective mother of invention—motivation and exercising a clever and concentrated approach are needed to succeed at something that’s difficult. It’s
blueeyesbigbones: Hiya J! This isn’t a terribly inventive or creative shot, but I took it this morning and just loved the simplicity and pretty lines. I hope you’re having an excellent week. Much love, @tlcrmtphotography -Sweet T! This may be a
historyarchaeologyartefacts:The Serpent - a distant ancestor of the tuba, invented in 1590 by Canon Edmé Guillaume. It was originally used to strengthen the sound of choirs in church services. Mozart and Wagner popularized the instrument in the 18th
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it
gymnosofi: mypatientvessel: Dude. My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape”
valkyriethunderbitch: Ok, here’s some shit about “queer”: Tumblr didn’t invent the idea that “queer” is a slur. It began as one, and people objecting to the term is older than the internet. “Gay” did not originate as a slur. Just because
jomjjeoro: hey guys. this is my invention. check it out
dildoteamtaskforce: iamoutofideas: macklemorehentai: dongstomper: trailerparkhardcore: lycoteuthis: so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups
thoodleoo: thoodleoo: concept: a monster factory style video but it’s filmed from the perspective of the greek gods inventing literal monsters hermes, looking at the hecatoncheires: okay, so, pros and cons apollo: pros and cons. i hate the number of
pettydavis:savedgame:pettydavis:whoever invented waffle fries i wanna suck his dick every night for the rest of my lifeYou assume it’s a man…only a man knows how to please another man like this
xshiromorix:bleedingsilverbird: “Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats
bbcamerica: thetatyler: So how did you meet her? The Tenth Doctor invented “wibbly wobbly, timey-wimey,” so it’s only fitting for David Tennant to have some timey-wimeyness irl. You’re also forgetting Georgina is Peter
westernsocietyfucked100years: rainy-days-end-is-nigh: lindentreeisle: literal-ghost: potedo: Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species. A kangaroo standing
dearjaywolfe: veebiggaveli: theeyebagkiller: brownngyal: avilesallmighty: This song could have come out in any era and it would still be a classic In today’s lesson of Black History Reblogging this once a month Twice a month this invented
crabbyjammies: gymnosofi: mypatientvessel: Dude. My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the
marypoppinthispussy:white people: *invent race as a social concept so they come out on top*white people: :) race doesn’t exist, sweetie angel baby :) it’s a social construct. :) racism doesn’t really exist :) (: maybe you should take a sociology
ayellowbirds: ayellowbirds: autisticexpression: ayellowbirds: ayellowbirds: the problem with all of these, “X creature is an antisemitic stereotype” is… well, if they are, it’s a thoroughly recent invention because, yanno Christians didn’t
midnightabsinthe: - Good girl, I told you that you would have loved this new bubble bath I’ve invented. Its scent is so sweet, so relaxing and mesmerizing, isn’t it? - Y-yes… mesmerizing…- Try to breathe in again dear, take this wonderful scent
rivan-okurelin: Molly - 7 Sherlock - 8 John - 10 Mycroft - 15
did-you-kno: Because: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid’s right.! Since most people are right-handed, it is easier
someghostsarewomen: Herbert List, 1944From the photo-essay on “Praüscher’s Panoptikum” at the Prater. A grotesque chamber of horrors dating from 1870, it contained wax figures of historical personages, inventions, events, crimes, illnesses,
eroticismexpolored: trixstra: whahadhappenwas: susiethemoderator: postracialcomments: RIP To the Shmoney Dance It is officially dead and gone. Thank you for participating Wow, these white people really said they invented the “Shmoney Dance”.
dope-kulture: 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 A condom that changes colour when it comes into contact with sexually transmitted infections has been invented by a group of school children. The ’S.T.EYE’
kngshxt: the niggas that invented that sexual double standard shit is so corny. like can u imagine how lit it would be living in a world where instead of having to wonder if she flirting or just being nice, she would just come over and ask if u would
