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tokethisyo: thecomeup87: satanshoe: give it up to black people tho I like how they had some extra regular white dude in T-Mobile Commercials claiming to have invented the cellphone *whistles and sips tea*
salaamz: dope-kulture: 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 A condom that changes colour when it comes into contact with sexually transmitted infections has been invented by a group of school children.
pleasuresatan: demonbones: dadfunkadelic: macklemorehentai: dongstomper: trailerparkhardcore: lycoteuthis: so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction
maeamian: maeamian: maeamian: BTW, the high five was invented in 1977 which means your parents probably didn’t grow up with it. For real though Glenn Burke, inventor of the high five was a gay black player in the 70s, and the Dodgers tried to get
nevereverleaveneverland: gavirn: the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery. however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation the wheel also made its turn in history
cupcakeinatorellie: Hey Psstt The guy who invented the theory that vaccines cause autism had his medical license revoked for it
crabbyjammies: gymnosofi: mypatientvessel: Dude. My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the
caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: I just invented a new word: Plagiarism Guys stop reblogging this I stole it from a friend. I realize the irony.
foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for thanks
sandrock: bromogeekmusings: radimus-co-uk: enochliew: Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page. it finally feels like 2014 Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
detectivesangelstardisandwands:sheep-boy:a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just“a…pen.you
landscape-photo-graphy: Magical Scenic Portals Opened With Reflective IllusionsAccidentally coming across a little mirror, this artist was inspired to use it in an inventive way to take photographs. The Reflectionist creates landscape illusions from
wetwareproblem: sfiddy: ask-an-mra-anything: quixotess: smallapplegoat: cupcakeinatorellie: denyselfandfollowchrist: cupcakeinatorellie: Hey Psstt The guy who invented the theory that vaccines cause autism had his medical license revoked for it
lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me” @fake-bird @lanternlighting
peribytes:we were so right when we invented the concept of friendship bracelets and wedding bands and the like. just matchy stuff in general. to feel this piece of jewelry on your skin and to fidget with it, a physical reminder of your connection with
valeasmundum: Drew said my blog would be better with more booze and less clothes. Well that’s slightly out of context but here’s this picture that makes Liz’s eyes bleed anyway. I just invented a new drinking game. It’s called I drink
mypatientvessel: Dude. My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn
gymnosofi: mypatientvessel: Dude. My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape”
squishietechies: thegreatpotatoking: This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it. journalisticjesus
derinthemadscientist: 9prodlums: Polygons measuring spoon How did it take humanity so long to invent this genius?!
thegreatpotatoking: This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
toopunktofuck: one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall
theshirtlesslifter: If God didn’t want me to stay up way later than I want to and regret it the next morning, then why did he invent coffee?
sakurafavjd: “Is it our fire power? Or the power that we invented fire?” Thanks @marilynmanson
e-bonynudes: twerknation:She gotta super booty! bustin thru the seemsWhose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn.
spade-of-clovers: bromogeekmusings: radimus-co-uk: enochliew: Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page. it finally feels like 2014 Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you
blackberryshawty: susiethemoderator: postracialcomments: RIP To the Shmoney Dance It is officially dead and gone. Thank you for participating Wow, these white people really said they invented the “Shmoney Dance”.They literally have got no chill
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it
aintralph: queenn-i-c: fatbodypolitics: malikthaelite: dashgordon: poetiic-motion: hervacationh0me: Nope. No it’s not. White people wanna be oppressed so bad they invent their own oppression. Lmaooo
big-black-and-bad: Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn.
xhangryx: powerliftingpinay: iwillfightu: drained of blood, the heart is white woah No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that
just-shower-thoughts: When we finally invented a three-dimensional mode of transport, we named it a “plane”
""After an epic run, it seems as though Lil' Wayne has finally run out of inventive ways to say he's on drugs, or great at sex, or extremely interested in making money.”
the-rogue-0f-light: hektikk: awkwardlysocialphangirl: samandriel: pales: i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour finally something to match my soul If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made
hotgirlhotguyhotpocket: literally why the hell are toilets still so loud it is 2015 and i have to wake up the entire house if my bladder decides to sacrifice its contents to the porcelain gods in the middle of the night they have invented quiet vacuums
the-rogue-0f-light: hektikk: awkwardlysocialphangirl: samandriel: pales: i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour finally something to match my soul If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing
yelyahatwells: dominiccoop: Howard stark has just invented the electric car. Although calls it a guitar by mistake.
when-in-doubt-sing: reylaser: thegreatgodess: thegreatgodess: how crazy is it that we have to invent special shorts with alarms that go off if someone breaks the zipper or if you are in danger because men wont stop sticking their dicks in us against
collapsed: Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button
ithelpstodream:In Northern Japan, the Wara Art Festival recently rang in the September-October rice season, and it’s a wildly inventive and fun way to repurpose rice straw left over from the harvest.
50-shades-of-queer: sixpenceee: This seems like a great invention for both spiders and people! I like to call it the “nope catcher” (Source) THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE SPIDERS MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL BUT I REALLY CAN’T BEAR TO KILL THEM LIKE THEY WANT
jonhboyega:You have been told that the might of your country is in its wonderful invention, in its circuits and weaponry. This is the mastery of things. But Wakanda was great before it had things, and its secrets are older than any vaulted metal.
bbwstuff69: more-than-curves:Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn.
bbwstuff69: iseebigbooty:Thanks for the submission,its always good to get pics of your nice azz.Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn.
amateur-wives-naked: marriedman2:Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn.
rapedollswanted:Just another slut falling in love with the modern inventions. This cunt found out how she can feel like she is being used all from home, hard to get her away from her toy now, nothing but a real cock will do it.
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets
mrpondismypatronus: relaydragons: criminallyincompetent: ferrousfellow: #he’s telling unfair legislation that it shall not pass oh god yes Humans have not yet invented words to describe my love for this man. I wish that one day I could be
anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
scaryoddblogger: wagglingeyebrows: Spaghettieisis a German ice cream specialty that looks like a plate of spaghetti. It was invented by Dario Fontanella in the late 1960s in Mannheim, Germany. In the dish, an often light or white colored ice cream
