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shabootyisland: iamoutofideas: macklemorehentai: dongstomper: trailerparkhardcore: lycoteuthis: so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on
big-black-cock-in-white-meat: Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn.
ultrafacts: The predecessor to the tattoo machine was the electric pen invented by Thomas Alva Edison and patented under the titleStencil-Pens in Newark, New Jersey, United States in 1876. It was originally intended to be used as a duplicating device,
boislave: predicamentbondage: Applying a few basic mechanical engineering principles allows the inventive Top to inflict some seriously horny shit on his slave. Here, as the winch is pulled towards the ceiling, the slaves balls rises with it, whilst
beethepancaker: patronusandpearls: So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor,
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it
3squirrels: The hell with city-to-city transit, I know the real reason why mages invented blink and teleport spells in Warcraft. If all of them design their homes as idiotically as Medivh, there’s no way they’re going to make it from dinner to bed
rrenlolz: bromogeekmusings:radimus-co-uk: enochliew: Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page. it finally feels like 2014 Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
trashcanaurin: the-rogue-0f-light:hektikk: awkwardlysocialphangirl: samandriel: pales: i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour finally something to match my soul If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that
maeamian: maeamian: BTW, the high five was invented in 1977 which means your parents probably didn’t grow up with it. For real though Glenn Burke, inventor of the high five was a gay black player in the 70s, and the Dodgers tried to get him to marry
lateralsymmetry: “Theology question: Could Nancy Grace invent a controversy so full of shit even she couldn’t cover it?” — Sean Tejaratchi
lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me” @fake-bird @lanternlighting
tralphaz58: dear-white-people: Labels. Ideological prison? Or the only thing keeping people in Florida from drinking Windex? Discuss. Trotsky invented the current form of labeling after the Russian Revolution and it is truly an ideological prison.
ottermatopoeia: andthencamethen: theonion:For more exemplary journalism, visit theonion.com. blessings to whoever invented the ability to read my voicemail because it cuts my anxiety down by a good 65%. ☝️☝️👌👌
vegasbondage: Mistress, well do you think that after tape was first invented, and used on someone, that it was for fun/curious intentions, or to render someone helpless against their will???
crabbyjammies: gymnosofi: mypatientvessel: Dude. My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the
thy-kingdom-cum: fuckyeahhugepenis: machosniffer: funandphotos: Chris Bines teaching Johnny Rapid the fine art of bronco-busting in “Going West”. (And GOD BLESS the man who invented grab bars in handicap toilet stalls). yeah, ride it cowboy!
ayeealissa: yeaitzjuju: geezydee: Dissolvable Bikini A German company invented this marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim. The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude and
catnipwincest: ibleedtheatre: fangirlingwithhazza: myversionofperfect: hyliam: they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick
kingsindbad: durbikins: This is the biggest load of bullshit I’ve ever read and it’s not even from Kotaku. this just in: white people invented anime
daddydoesntloveyou: Attitude x 3! Oh what fun it would be to break these whores. Dragged to the basement as bratty bitches at their prime, coming out traumatized cock sockets ready to serve any man anytime! The reason date rape drugs were invented.
ashley-indigo: “It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.”
factsandchicks: Toilet paper was invented in China in the late 1300s. It was for emperors only. source submitted by Jason Tsoi
discerninggent: “…avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will
officialsolluxcaptor: albotas: THIS JAPANESE BED DESK IS THE PERFECT INVENTION I absolutely hate laying on my belly while using a pillow for leverage to type on my computer, and I’m sure the majority of you reading this post right now hate it as well.
agrithoughts: fl1ghtofthevalkyrie: damnit-rabbitt: wearyeyesxvx: theveganmothership: The foam suffocates 15,000 chickens in 15 minutes. It’s an American invention by Kifco, a manufacturer of irrigation equipment in Illinois. Note the humans in
bromogeekmusings: radimus-co-uk: enochliew: Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page. it finally feels like 2014 Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
emerald-herald: Really. You will post this shit. This horrific and goddamn useless invention. Which will serve more use in terrifying children than as a usable phone accessory. And not give a link to where I can purchase it.
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets
helpwigi: nightvalesponsors: gingerbludger: who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog: women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation Standing ovulation A round of menopause. It was a
xspiritofthemapleleaf: gavirn: the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery. however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation
theveganmothership: The foam suffocates 15,000 chickens in 15 minutes. It’s an American invention by Kifco, a manufacturer of irrigation equipment in Illinois. Note the humans in white suits standing in the window like strange aliens in a sci-fi horror
end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it: building-a-lego-house: WHAT GAME IS THIS Alex, this is Cards Against Humanity, the greatest game ever invented
cutthroatbitchhh: writtenandfated: dope-kulture: 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 A condom that changes colour when it comes into contact with sexually transmitted infections has been invented by
captainjaneways-bitch: tumblinwithdesty: digg: It’spronounced Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch the welsh invented a language made to be entirely pronounceable while someone beats you mercilessly. This is one of the only
wetwareproblem: sfiddy: ask-an-mra-anything: quixotess: smallapplegoat: cupcakeinatorellie: denyselfandfollowchrist: cupcakeinatorellie: Hey Psstt The guy who invented the theory that vaccines cause autism had his medical license revoked for it
vanillish: It’s just crazy to me that Carly Rae jepsen invented music
fullpraxisnow: “What frightens me, in humanism, is that it presents a certain form of our ethics as a universal model, valid for any type of freedom. I think that our future includes more secrets, more possible freedoms and inventions than humanism
mypocketshurt90: tweakerwolf: disputedjustice: kahtiihma: gifak-net: Japan Awesome Invention BUT THEN YOU HAVE A SHIT WATER DRIPPING PIECE OF PLASTIC I AM NOT AMUSED No, because the only way for the water to touch the plastic is for it to already
thegreatpotatoking: This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
thescienceofjohnlock: cakesandfail: youwillneverjustbeablipintime: whoever invented waistcoats seriously thank you It was this guy: Charles II, huge royal babe and 17th-century fashion icon. Thank you for NOT calling them ‘vests’.
sexuallyfrustratedshark: romeyooo: adorkablenerdvana: sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions i mean look at this thing it’s
cosmic-philanthropy: skimlines: itscolossal: A 1,000-piece CMYK Color Gamut Jigsaw Puzzle by Clemens Habicht my god someone has invented a game for artist alley after-hour gatherings and it looks like a type of torture I’m colour-blind so fuck
the-rogue-0f-light: hektikk: awkwardlysocialphangirl: samandriel: pales: i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour finally something to match my soul If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made
the-rogue-0f-light: hektikk: awkwardlysocialphangirl: samandriel: pales: i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour finally something to match my soul If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing
wemblingfool: anaisnein: lokispriestess: anaisnein: mudwerks: danipup: wind-up-martyrbot: literal-ghost: potedo: Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire
evanfromgeometry: dajo42: had a nightmare they continued the big bang theory without jim parsons by having Sheldon invent a machine that turned him back into the kid from Young Sheldon but it turned into a horror serial where he was hunting down the
foreveralone-lyguy:foreveralone-lyguy:Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for thanks
seemeflow: They say necessity is the mother of invention and this is sure the case when it comes to 13 and 15 year old, Nigerian brothers Anesi and Osine Ikhianosime. Their necessity is their need for a faster mobile web browsing experience…because
themaninthegreenshirt: “It is clear that the man’s suit - an English invention, I must add - is still worn by men at all times when respect for tradition and hope for an ordered future prevail … The suit is the uniform of the gentleman.” Sir Hardy
truenudistfreedom: Clothing, modesty and shame were invented by man and neither a necessity to live. The human body is amazing the way it was created. Enjoy the way nature made you. Links to my Twitter or MeWe and more info in my bio.
bookwormfantasy: The Bookmark Just Got a Facelift Why didn’t I invent something like this?! It’s a bookmark that follows you, so simple yet so effective. [via brandflakes for breakfast]
iamoceanic: irontemple: mothernaturenetwork: 12-year-old invents Braille printer using Lego setThe Braigo printer cost its inventor about 跾, making it more affordable than other Braille printers that can retail for more than Ū,000. meanwhile in
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