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flutejesus: tuba–god: So… um… Danny Devito wears crocs what other shoes could possibly withstand his Energy
hasleftthechat-deactivated20211:comradekatara:it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what?
whetaver: “um, its a free country sweetie, which means i can say what i want (:”
egberts:um….. do what with your favorite flavored syrup?
So we were playing 3 flags up in the pool with a frisby and i slayed obviously but my cousin was like um you know I’ll just be the thrower because you’re female. And i asked him what he meant by that and he couldn’t explain himself
strongbirdjay:ariesmark: sharkielle: GOD DAMN PREACH IT Um ok?? What’s that have to do with anything?? Because humans slaughter sharks by the thousands every hour for no reason other than to kill them. Because we go into the sharks’ territory
greenwithenby: Steven: Um..do you…know who I am…? Opal: (giggles) ♪All you wanna do, is see me turn into♪… (…Crap, what was it he wanted to see me turn into!?) Steven: (gasps) A giant woman! Opal: (Phew.)
kasnas: kasnas: 2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump um. good morning and what the fuck
maplebars: stranger at the cafe im at: oh!! do you mind if i ask what you’re drawing? me: UM–
ouc-h: “what are you gonna do, cry about it?” me: um… yes
ishouldnotbearousedbythis: lmao-okay-no: aclumsywaytofallinlove: THIS this is my life What is this guys name ?? Um, I’m not a detective, but something tells me it might be Daniel Simonsen.
whetaver: “um, its a free country sweetie, which means i can say what i want (:”
zagreus-taking-time-apart: “bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?” *kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
iadler: Um, I hope ppl do realize that those pics of Kristen Stewart are clearly taken w/o her consent and whatever her sexuality is or what not, this is still an invasion of her privacy (which she’s always been very protective and vocal abt btw) and
fangirlsdilemma:theoldestrainbow: Despite Twilight’s flaws I think we can all appreciate what Rosalie Hale did to her gang of rapists after she became a vampire One of Twilight’s biggest flaws was always that um, how do I put this? It has these kickass
tavrisprite: tavrisprite: so basically um im horny do you know what these all say? “hi horny im dad”
dietcondoms: holl0wed: thottweiler: sirblaxalot: um I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT???? I HATE RABBITS I HATE RABBITS SO MUCH RABBITS ARE SCARY AS SHIT Y'ALL DONT EVEN KNOW
monkeysky: “Um, Jared, could you read number 23 for the class?”“No I cannot.”(voiceover) “What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19 and I never fuckin’ learned how to read.”
evune: racingmiku: Blizzard: *makes one (1) character gay* The Straights: Um…where’s OUR representation???? LGBT+ community: *ecstatic that the face of Overwatch is gay* The Straights: Why,,,,,, does it matter what she is? ?? stop being happy
oriana132: More N7 week goodness! I’ve been wanting to do one of those “draw the squad like this” things for a while, but this was the first one I saw that I knew exactly what I wanted to do right away. Um, you ok there Kaiden?
I’m so mad right now about what she said…it’s like URG bitch did I ask u for ur 2 cents *thinks* um no so bye bitch stay off my blog plz an thank u
Idk what else 2 say 2 u I just wanna cry an b alone I cnt explain 2 u how much that shit hurt but u said ur happy an all I want is 4 u 2 b happy so um it’s whatever I guess..💬
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: koolkid2468: Idk what else 2 say 2 u I just wanna cry an b alone I cnt explain 2 u how much that shit hurt but u said ur happy an all I want is 4 u 2 b happy so um it’s whatever I guess..💬 ._. Nobody said reblog
solelyauthentic: kreuzdrache: kumosama: atlas-prime: amarilloo: If this isn’t how I get married then what’s the point @soursongbird @reggetti are these your future wedding pictures @reedrill Um If u think this shit is cute or sweet take
aidanblues: darklight459: hypnotic-flow: um…?? Mr. Robert Kelly….??? This is exactly what I was saying when I read this article earlier ^^^ I know he didn’t fix his mouth to say that?!?
wizcoylifa: “oh uh what do i do for a living?” i wipe my face with my napkin, the entire family eagerly awaiting my answer on this thanksgiving dinner. “well i uh…um…i…” my hand trembles as i raise a glass of water to my lips. i must not
nayx: “Um, Ms. Frizzle?” said Carlos. “What?” said Ms. Frizzle. “I’m gay,” said Carlos. Dorothy Ann looked like she was about to throw up “Why are you telling me this? I don’t give a shit and this has nothing to do with the lesson,”
jackcicle: irapemustaches: stravaganza: stigmatophiliac: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED. Wat. uM
undercover-punk: aad-arts-and-derps: insane-pinkie-pie: tarbytugs: holy fucking hell that is not at all where i expected it to go not what I usually repost but by god damn this is hilarious um ok? ANOTHER ONE? BUT WITH GNOMES.IM SO DONE.
damnthatshytshot: dvsltno76: henriqueeluiz: hardcourt129: horndog4manmeat: thehandpuppet: Um, where the fuck can I find this guy? That is OBSCENELY AWESOME-HOT!!!! What the fuck is going on in brasil Coisas do Brasil. Holy shit! Who is he? And
spider-menacefl: “Spidey: This place is amazing!! What toppings are you getting? Batman: ….justice…. Spidey: …I..um….I got reese’s pieces one mine….” marvelentertainment stanleemarvel
teddybearnightmares: forsuperm: connieeee Um quick question……what is that on baekhyun’s neck????
nude-wives-and-girlfriends-naked: steampunkedup: One of my favorite sets… I was a little um, lighter back then. :) More of this beauty here! WOW what a body. http://steampunkedup.tumblr.com/tagged/me/
imgonnamakeachange: imgonnamakeachange: outerappreciation: Delicious ^_^ ….um 0.o A picture of me in a bikini got over 4000 notes what is happening
tavrisprite: tavrisprite: so basically um im horny do you know what these all say? “hi horny im dad”
lucifersassbutt: castielcampbell: symical: winter-wonder-larry: zggam: astropolice: milesjai: blueboxparchment: omgtsn: patternicity: what twerk team nationals #I #um #I debated not reblogging this I truly did #but then I asked myself ‘when
zhunter007: sk-um: so many questions What is happen
screamandshout: But Britney at that Extra interview though um Britney What are you doing I feel u Brit
gaysealapproves: nasturbate: my school has 2d brail. why blind person: so… what room is it?sighted person: um… Backwards L dots, two high up dots in a row… one hight dot and one dot slightly lower and to the right of it…Blind person: …. M
