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island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
zeliashadowmere: c-caster: ask-the-glace-ponies: :3 Do it, do it, do it!! ^_^ Zelia: I’d like to know. MOD: Um…if you want to tell me, I’d like to know what you all think about me too
miss-vani: jamietheignorantamerican: I’ll always be there for you. Because that’s what friends are for. Um yes. All of my yes.
houndoom-kaboom: undecidedonthename: What ?! Um…… Is this f***ing cannon?!?! *-*
littlegirlguts: feistymuffin: mar-la-mistletoe: blueboxparchment: omgtsn: patternicity: what twerk team nationals #I #um #I debated not reblogging this I truly did #but then I asked myself ‘when am I ever going to get an opportunity like this
fricketot: “this tastes like ass” “how would you know what ass tastes like?” um novo aruio
foxxsmoulder: um i can’t believe i’ve never thought of using this lotion that looks exactly like cum in a show .. like what kind of inadequate floozy am i
kimwxler: You know how we’ve always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb? The bomb, Dmitri. The hydrogen bomb! Well now, what happened is, um, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of… well, he went a little funny
iiiarclight: “the government sees everything you do online!”um ok what’re they going to see? me being a fucking weeaboo?
holterya: UM ACTUALLY this is an extremely highbrow metaphor for how having lots of work to do suddenly triggers a powerful desire to draw Korrasami makeouts >:( also: the weird stationery references continue??? what does it mean???? I would want
slbtumblng: stevenquartz: sadgayvampiregirl: stevenquartz: i wanna know what connies bedroom looks like. STEVEN!!! YOU!!! um…..
slbtumblng: sanjibaratiearc: maxtlat: scarecrowinc93: stitchlovergirl96: puccafangirl: magic-in-a-bottle: antocraftera: i-am-avacado: xansin: DONT DO THIS PLEASE Um that’s disgusting What the fuck? Uhhhh gross I really REALLY hate
It’s the Little (TnK) Things ∟ Ooshima Chizuru & Natsume Asako U-um, I’m sorry! What should I do? I can teach you a trick for cheering yourself up? I’m sorry. So you draw a circle on your palm, then… H-how about this? I know this
hanae-ichihara: Taiga: Look, a veil Ryuuji: Um, I Ryuuji, will...Uh...what should I say? Taiga: It doesn't matter, just say something. Ryuuji: How can I not matter? Uh...marry Aisaka Taiga... Taiga: Do you remember you say before? "Since ancient times,
doitlikedowney: christ-onabike: #what’s most heartbreaking is that even then he thinks about thor’s happiness #YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO um. ouch
tavrisprite: tavrisprite: so basically um im horny do you know what these all say? “hi horny im dad”
deo-basha: nor-se: iiloveshania: shejustwantssomuch: ohmyguuuu: black-culture: What is going on in this video? I’m really concerned. RT80 NJ. Um I’m aggressively assuming that this person was kidnapped, I’m reblogging this for boost reasons.
tavrisprite: tavrisprite: so basically um im horny do you know what these all say? “hi horny im dad” LMAO…. *love of Tumblr increases 10 fold* Thank you for this post.
metafuneral: ajaxdotcom: metafuneral: teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out* that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein um..i think you made this up for
ayellowbirds: janemba: whitelivesdontmatter: brujamon: a fairy um wtf This is really precious what a cute.
itsjamiepup: itsjamiepup: ! UM SPYRO REIGNITED DRAGON DADDY ALERTGoddamn I want Cyprin to empty his hot dragon load in me. I hope this is what you wanted Toys For Bob bless you and may you find peace in the tags I’d still let him vore me
handbrain221: I don’t know what I was going for here. Here’s…..um….my penis? Have you guys seen that yet?
haha-woww: sixpenceee: I’m a 911 operator Who Just Had The Most Terrifying Call. by reddit user HiggsThunder “911, what is your emergency?” “Yeah, hi, um…This is going to sound kind of strange but there’s a man stumbling around in circles
xcrossyuki: So um… this is what I look like in the morning ^ω^Anyone up for snuggles? ♥
aeon-fux: someone seriously commented on that slug video: fucking ew dude wth what are you doing w your life to come across this shit im ashamed for watching that that’s a lil fucked up tbh. like gross um….it was on Planet Earth….it’s being
kendra151: Um, Sheamus? What are you doing?
mithen-gifs-wrestling: Hey, Kev? Um. Kevin? … You know what, never mind.
losmachos: Eu acho que essa passivinha nunca mais andou na vida! Caralho gozei muito vendo essas fotos! Adoro ver um macho grandao fodendo uma bixinha. Melhor pedida! Segue nois ae↙ #tesaodaporra What A Good Slut…
vinylscratch said: whoa nice homestuck painting um excuse me what… puellamagikonekomagica reblogged this from you and added: fiz
chombiecho: shrap-null: iamthespacecadet: sailorswayze: rectumofglory: um no what is this a] are you making fun of trekkies b] syfy’s only good shows are now warehouse 13 and eureka, other than that they are shit. and c] mini stormtroopers are
ignotus-alchemedia: What’s The Worst Thing You Could Say To A Congresswoman Who Lost Her Legs In Battle? Um, THIS. An IRS contractor hurt his foot playing football in military prep school. He never served in the actual military. Then one day, decades
rottenmeats: transtrendsetter: yiffmountain: dennys: Flaphack #4: Mouse pad? More like mouse pan! Um…cake! dennys what the fuck is dennys doing ok they finally realized you cant actually eat their products and be ok the next day
mysticfoxes: onlytimecanhealthesewounds: flaawed: horriblys: I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH OK what song is this^ Candour by Neck Deep^ um no it’s not??
hanghimonmywall: darkmarked-deactivated20151205: Interviewer: Do you get fanmail? David Bowie: Yes, a lot. Interviewer: Is it dangerous, or interesting? David Bowie: It’s very sexy. [Laughs] Interviewer: In what way? David Bowie: Um, well, uh. I
appledash-by-night: But of course ;p <3 Not OTP but… um… SCP? No, not THAT SCP… second choice pairing! I dunno… what do you call your runner-up pairing for characters? Cus I prefer FlutterDash and RariJack, but this is
kinkiepie: I don’t know what microsoft and sony were thinking at the time…but okay. Microsoft - “Um yeah, so we decided to make players get a taste of the new fucking generation controllers, making it look super cool and futuristic with
fluttershyanswers: It’s an honour.. Um.. I’m not really a great speaker…(If you wonder what this is about, Fluttershy won being the best pony in a fan vote.) <3
shortcircuitfullmoon: T-this is w-what I look like i-in a b-banana h-hammock. U-um… o//////o Dat cutiebooty~ ;3
taboopony: taboopony: Gar-Um taco pony mets pompadour pickle pony lol I was looking through my old posts and found this little bit of weird X3 figured Id reposts since A. i really liked this one and B. this bit is what inspired me to start my tumblr
askshinytheslime: *Snow just passed out for a while after that*. Flow: Um.. mom…? Did i said something… i dunno… bad or what…? X3!
wolfnanaki: shaun-howell: FURRIES - Making Bronies Look Better Day By Day… Finally, somebody who knows what the fox says. ….um. Except bronies ARE a subset of furries. (Regardless of whether or not many of them will admit it.)
xelectrobeats: Electro: Oh hey senpai, what are you doing outside?? Solo: O-Oh.. um.. don’t worry about it. Featuring: asksolofire >w<!
ask-pon3lectric: EMI I I I I II I UM YEAH WHAT - well i’ve been saying this way too much recently, but sexuality be damned X3! …okay that’s it, I’ve been waffling over it for a while now, I’m gonna follow this blog. <w<
poppingthatberry: Curely Cue mod ended up changing there mind about the NSFW.. um yeah? I still have no idea what ‘m doing X3 Omai~
ask-shaula: //Um sure……. If that was what you guys wanted…??? : / X3!
vixenscratch:So. This is what happens when Vixen is in a lousy mood and doesn’t feel up to drawing completed art but still thinks an idea that popped into her mind on reading the latest @ask-king-sombra absolutely had to be drawn. It um has a background
symbianl:“Mai nem is Holly an me will be da one yuu fear most! Me is the darness that looms over yer pitifuly mundane existence, a harbinger of da end to coming. Me shal usher in da- um, aah, Nuu! Me forgot what me was saying! I ish not kyoot! NOOO!!!”
symbianl:“Um, Ah dunno what to say… Ehehe heee…” ^^’ Drawing given by @go-askcolorsplashpony (Thank yee. Ish adorable.)Early Happy Hearts and Hooves Day everybodeh!Also, Cherry and @strawberry-harmony together. Hue =w=X3!
chanel-rosyy: urdur: s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e: why i love this photo so much. Oh god, what the heck is that? its an airplane um
derricklamont: derricklamont: derricklamont: #Me ReBLOG for me 🍆💦 What y'all think ? Keep this in rotation Its so um…. tiny
killjoysattack: fourmoreblocks: um. oh my.. No idea what’s going on in this picture, but I like it.
RUPERT GRINT: But my, my coat is quite cool ‘cause it’s got like … um, goggles in it! What is this creature?
chriscappuccino replied to your post “[[MOR] why is my knee jerk reaction to be angry this is so fucked…” um do. do you wanna talk because I think I know what this is about and I think I can sort of relate but only not in a really specific
dollybimbo: slut-problems: dom-aryan69: By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and slut. How could I not reblog this video? It’s a wedding blow job in front of all their guests. Now I know what I want at my wedding! Um, wow! That’s
vivaciouspet: puppygirlsnplaythings: rnimaster: casadosfetiches: Everyone has their favorite breed of dogs … This is my favorite :) Cada um tem uma raça de cães favorita… Essa é minha preferida :) Perfect What’s your favorite breed? a
yurikatodo: Hinata: ”Naruto-kun… you’re so kind…” Naruto: ”Ah, well, um… I’m not being kind because I love you or anything, I’m just really worried about Hanabi—” (TSUNDERE NARUTO) Hinata: ”Right now… what did you just said…!?”