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“Daddy,” Billie asked her father, “this might sound weird, but, um, are you my Daddy?” “What do you mean, baby?” He asked back. “Like, I know you’re my Daddy, but are you like, y'know, my Daddy? I’
“Are you a Daddy?” The dumb slut said, “I think I lost mine.” “So what if I am?” I told her, happy with the results of the transformation. She appeared to have no memory left.“Um, I dunno! I guess you have to
“You’ve noticed too, Daddy? That’s so sweet!”“Um, Nicole, I’m a little worried.”“What, ‘cause of all the new bras you’ve had to buy me? I’ll pay you back, Daddy!”“N-no, that&rsq
“Ohmygod! Little brother! What was in that drink? You’ve made my boobs grow so..um..so super big so fast! And why can’t I think of the word for super big?”
“Um, I’m sorry, but what do you mean ‘I’m too tired’? If you’re going to be my fuck buddy, little brother, it means more than me just sucking you off all the time. I mean, believe me, I love it, but if big sis needs
thepaddedprofessional: thepaddedpunk: Not the way I use it. (Gulp) Um…what kind of a marketing message is that? I mean when used for bare bottomed paddling, there is no way that the average marketing manager would think its cruelty free. I
“Okay, sure. We’re up for a challenge. You bet that you can hypnotize us, and if you can’t, we…wow, that light sure is pretttyy…um, uh, what were we talking about–?”
“Um, yeah, I guess I could let you hypnotize me. I mean…what’s the worst that could happen, right?”
froggyphevoli: sketchlock: deareje: dudeufugly: (x) WHY THIS THO? O_O UM… GUYS?! I’m assuming it’s just a coincidence, but… shit, what if? D:
lovefreak101: “Curl up beside me and we’ll um… see what happens?”
“What do you want me to do now?” she asked. “Um…I don’t know, just do anything.” So she put her hand down into her panties. Catholic school didn’t really prepare me for this line of work. -Mark Velasquez nsfwmag
clubflankfb: “What does her prescription say, doctor?” “She needs 25 cm of deep dicking.” “Um… you mean 20 cc of penicillin?” “No, 25 cm of deep dicking! Now, could you please excuse us, I have to… administer her medicine.”-DantessSorce:
corbintheogrin: roaringscot: corbintheogrin: I just looked up the first guy I ever held hands with on facebook and he went from this: TO THIS I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK WHAT THE HECK UM HOOK A SISTA
ursulavernon: favabean05: nickfnry: unexplained-events: Some people take taxidermy to an entirely new level of creepy… WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKK Oh god, it’s Assquatch. Um. That’s the technical name. That’s a taxidermied
imiya: What doesn’t shine from the outside in… Um, Rarity? What are you doing? I’m preparing to shine from the inside out!
bridslim: startrekspeare: “what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better “What’s Juliet without her Romeo” um ALIVE
vangohing: my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda confused so I told
thegaywomenchannel: UM GAYS, THE ENDING?! REAMY, KARMY… WHAT THE WHAT
irishwolfling: unclefather: What does this mean um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means
ominouslymathematical: vangohing: my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was
chilled: irishwolfling: unclefather: What does this mean um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means Hahahaa
bridslim:startrekspeare: “what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better “What’s Juliet without her Romeo” um ALIVE
collegeguy185: jeffreyj0125: twinkcatboy: “Any comments? Pm’s also welcome :)” posted by 8_inches_ via /r/MassiveCock http://ift.tt/1ilc9N8 Um…… To see more hot pics like these, please follow! Reblogging what I like, and what turns me on.
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ill-eat-you-for-lunch: carolinebaucom: mismagireve: bridslim: startrekspeare: “what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better “What’s Juliet without her Romeo” um ALIVE
skittlecide: “What’s new pussycat?” ….um a shoot from @jasonmcphoto and @autumndies that’s what! Outtake from my PA shoot today…. #meow #kitty #pussycat #skittlecide #bts #blackandwhite #memecat
nandasolteira: Preciso de um cartão da Play store se alguém comprar pra mim envio vídeos e fotos por vários dias no whats chama privado que mando o whats se for comprar hoje ainda
kinkytaboosex: royalsiblings: “Hey Bro, what’re you thinking about right now?” “Uhhhh, um. I was thinking… uh, about like… school and stuff… nothing important. What about you?” “I was wondering if you were thinking about untying my
asspreciationassfreak: Nothing compares to eating a beautiful woman’s asshole. You know what they say… “You Are What You Eat”. Wait…um…did I just call myself an asshole? So be it! Asspreciation Approved - 😜💋❤
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benepla:charlesoberonn:Teen Steven: Garnet, what can you tell me about… um.. kissing?Garnet: I have been constantly making out with myself inside my brain for the past 12,000 years.Steven: I’m gonna go ask PearlTeen Steven: Hey Pearl, what do you
