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“Oh! Oh hey honey. Mommy’s just changing right now.” “What do you mean?” “Um, um, I don’t entirely know, honey, just that I know I need to lie down and that you probably shouldn’t be here.” “
“Yes, son? What is it?”“Um, well, it’s just that…”“C'mon, son, I don’t have a lot of time.”“Do you think- um- do you think you’ve been acting differently recently?”“What do
*note: caption edited from the original submission* “Um…” “What is it, little brother?”“I don’t mean to be rude, but, um, isn’t that shirt a little tight?”“I think it’s just tight enough,
“What is it, little brother? Tryin’ to have a repeat of last week just ‘cause I’m drunk again? Well I told you, 'member, it was a mistake! A complete mistake. Um, 'cause it’s, um, wrong, and…Um, fuck, it would be easie
“Wait a minute. Sorry, what were you saying? My name? What’s my name? Um, I’m not really sure. I…I don’t know what my name is.” Mindless slave. “Hang on, my name is Mindless slave. That’s it, isn’t
ditzydolls: “Okay, um… are you ready to try again?” “Huh?” “Ohmigawd! Candi! You need to, like, focus!” “Oh… um, right, sorry. What were we doing again?” “Ughhh! Running away! Remember?”
“Like.. O-M-G… glasses totally DO make you look smarter! We going to totes be the smartestest girls on…. um… what’s that place with the school and stuff?” “um… campus?” “Oh my gawd….
tinattickles: As she felt a sudden gush of warmth inside her she froze. “Um Mike, what the hell was that?” He got a sheepish look and mumbled, “Um, I might have, um, you know, cum. Just a little bit.” he lied, trying to minimize his
sanescientist: “So, what’s the agenda for this morning’s meeting, Cindi?” “I thought we could fuck, Master!” “Okay, sure. And then afterwards?” “Um… I could give you a blowjob?” “R-i-g-h-t. And after that?” “Um… Maybe
southflhitnrun: hornyconfessionsplease: Birthday Pussy.. ^^^ Um, the best kind! And, my birthday is in March so..um..well..you know what to get me. LOL
cunt-lapper: “Good job, little brother. You pulled out just in time. So we can fuck without a condom. It’ll work.” “Well, I think one spurt, um..” “What?!” “Just… the first spurt… um..”
tinattickles: “Oh, um, shit, I think I just, mmmm, yeah, um, sorry, it kind of snuck up on me. I came inside you.” “What!?! Damn it! I told you I wasn’t on birth control and it’s my most fertile time! You were supposed to
I’ve never been asked for general advice. you know, it’s hard with advice, isn’t it? Like, if you give people advice they want to ignore it most of the time. Um, but, um, I don’t know. I don’t know. What do I know? I don’t know anything
lil-miss-bi-curious: Oh. Um…you have a little…um…hmmm…something…just here. Well, it’s, um, there too. You know what? Lemme take care of that for you. <kitten licks you clean>
tardishobo: lostovertherainbow: my entire worldview has now changed. woah what I… Um… - Nightskeeteer What the what… It was better the way it was… Looked really attractive - ZiD
jukeboxemcsa: What am I doing?“You’re… filling my mind. With, um. With things. Things I have to, um, say and… and do? Things in my head? I, I can’t… the word…”The word you’re looking for is ‘thoughts’. But you’ve already forgotten
heliotrope–skies: conservativepenguin: This is what I do on snapchat :( Hogwarts freshmen be like:Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying. Hogwarts
squeeful: optimysticals: squeeful: bemusedlybespectacled: maxiesatanofficial: pervocracy: kvothbloodless: macaedh: what the fuck ethan I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually
pretendusername-deactivated2021:itskyalenotkyletoo:Captions:Brain: Cock a doodle doo, look who we have here.Guy: Nothing, just came up here for my ummm…Brain: For your what?Guy: Um…Brain: For what? Your toaster?Guy: Just tell me what I came
“Haha, what do you mean keep touching it? You got the picture, didn’t you?” Becky asked, still unaware of her dramatically growing bust.“Y-yeah, but, um, I just need to, um…” Phil was always bad at improvising, but he didn’t have to
blackguysloveblackgirls: heliotrope–skies: conservativepenguin: This is what I do on snapchat :( Hogwarts freshmen be like:Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m
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oscob: HAVE YOU HEARD!? DEATH GRIPS DROPPED A NEW ALBUM! No I have not. What is it called? It’s called….um it’s called…. hold on one second… … … …It’s called Ni- Hey guys, whatcha talking about? oh um n-nothing just the n-new
slice-of-life-twilight:Twilight: FLUTTERSHY! Fluttershy: T…Twilight? Spike? Spike: Fluttershy! What are you doing here? Fluttershy: Um…I-I decided to see this world a while ago…I got some of your letters, and, um, human animals sounded really
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bubblegum-waifu: Garnet: So Pearl. What do you think of my shorts? Its what most girls wear during the summer. Pearl: *drools* um…um… I think it looks good on you. * blushes and thinks about her butt.* Its what I imagine to as how pearl acts
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memoryanddesire-stirring: submissiveinclination: The only thing missing is your coffee…~smile~ Um…yeah…coffee…What? um…i forget
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hypdom: Oh!! Um hi… I really love that file you sent me… Thanks so much!! What? Turn my webcam on? Ok, Master…*click*Um, but why did I call you Master, Master? Um, oh, right… because I’m conditioned to call you Master…Wait, what? Oh
ditzydolls: “Okay, um… are you ready to try again?” “Huh?” “Ohmigawd! Candi! You need to, like, focus!” “Oh… um, right, sorry. What were we doing again?” “Ughhh! Running away! Remember?” “Oh, right! From-” “Don’t say it!”
jukeboxemcsa: “I’m sorry, what were you saying?” Alessa pulled her top back down with an innocent smile on her face.George blinked once, twice. “Um…I was saying that it was, um, a little rude. To act like you can hypnotize a guy just by showing
mugglecorner: loldemort: Zachary: What did the love potions taste like? Rupert: Um, yeah. Well, the love potion that Ron took in that was, um, it was kind of hidden in chocolates. I’m just about to die from cuteness overload over here.
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“Um, Sabrina… what happened to your jeans?” asked Mr. Crude.“I took ‘em off,” she replied.“I can see that! But why did you take them off?”“Since we didn’t bring a blanket, I thought I could lie down on my jeans.”“I suppose
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bustysister: “What is it, little brother? Tryin’ to have a repeat of last week just ‘cause I’m drunk again? Well I told you, ‘member, it was a mistake! A complete mistake. Um, ‘cause it’s, um, wrong, and…Um, fuck, it would be easier
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um-vampiro-rockeiro: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys.
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