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beaky-peartree: captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar! captain hook: what’s it called? smee: um
strongbirdjay: ariesmark: sharkielle: GOD DAMN PREACH IT Um ok?? What’s that have to do with anything?? Because humans slaughter sharks by the thousands every hour for no reason other than to kill them. Because we go into the sharks’ territory
theartofangirling: island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called
omo13: um i don’t even….uh…what….like i can’t… beautiful.
tomsjiggle: you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds
jangdogwoof: woohyun: hi yes id like to purchase this employee: ok well its out of stock at the moment so we’ll order it for u whats ur phone number and address woohyun: um….sorry……idk if i can give u that info……..i have a gf…… employee:
babesboobsandbbqsauce:Is anyone else…… um idk….. what’s the word for it….. a completely pathetic fucking mess right now?
ouc-h: “what are you gonna do, cry about it?” me: um… yes
omorashisuggestion:Oh, no, I don’t need any more lemonade, really! You don’t have to pour me another glass. Ah, well… if you insist… What? No, nothing’s wrong. I’m just fine. I just, um, don’t want to trouble you, is all.
Time to get ready for bed!! *blushes*Here’s the other order of diaper I got today! n///n”🙈✨
triple-quote-omo: “Hey dude whats up.”“Not much bro. Why are your pants wet, did you have another accident?”“Uh. Um. No. I, uh just uh, fell in uh a puddle?”
vlogbloopers3000: uffie: vlogbloopers3000: Someone just posted this to Instagram with no caption and I’m freaking out this is so scary I can’t tell what’s going on but I don’t want to comment UM It’s ART okayyyyyy people its art Dude….there
xozelinkox: So what I’ve seen, Naruto & Mecha-Naruto argues which name of them is better and then Hinata’s first dialogue starts: Hinata: Calm down, come on, Naruto and, um… Mecha-Naruto. Everyone calm down, OK?Hinata: Let’s not argue…
fangirlsdilemma:theoldestrainbow: Despite Twilight’s flaws I think we can all appreciate what Rosalie Hale did to her gang of rapists after she became a vampire One of Twilight’s biggest flaws was always that um, how do I put this? It has these kickass
metafuneral: ajaxdotcom: metafuneral: teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out* that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein um..i think you made this up for
surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD
thebuttkingpost: courfeyac: halftimesharks: god-sent: halftimesharks: so, um, now that he’s won an oscar… what do we do now Aren’t you forgetting someone… new johnny depp hasn’t won an oscar meme 2k16 Quick! Paste depp’s face on
sylveons-butt: itslike-um-whatever: angryinkeddrunk: deadp-oool: were-all-queer-here: 😂😂😂 What a fucking immature, rotten cunt. A guy asks for your number so instead of saying that’s flattering, but I don’t feel comfortable giving you
canonklapollo: people on this site: um….how about we let people draw what they want?? stop being the art police and trying to censor people artist: (draws popular character as black/trans/fat/disabled) same people:
redmensch: redmensch: um is monarchism really prominent enough of a political ideology that nytimes felt compelled to write an article about their dumb ass thought next nytimes article: “What’s the Cure for Ailing Nations? More Bunkers, Hoxhaists
sixpenceee: I’m a 911 operator Who Just Had The Most Terrifying Call. by reddit user HiggsThunder “911, what is your emergency?” “Yeah, hi, um…This is going to sound kind of strange but there’s a man stumbling around in circles in my front
lipoil: Your wcw (um me) doesn’t know what she wants but it’s ok you still love her (me)
nickontherocks: halosydnes: my favourite gay mood is when a straight person you don’t know that well says “can i ask you a, um, personal question?” and you’re like yes bethany-sue im a raging homo what is your point My aesthetic
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lenatheceo: Um… what’s happening?
theblizzardsix: so daddy what do you say we go out to the lake n um have some hot nasty fun you can even cum inside me this time mommy put me on the pill
reylo-is-bae: ben-solo-trash: WHAT THE ACTUALL FUCK Um, yes.
wetlittleme: Apologies as I have no clue what happened to my last video. Tumblr took it down for “explicit sexual content.” Hopefully this one is less … Um… Explicit. I got home from driving around and really had to pee… Couldn’t make it
omorashisuggestion: Oh, no, I don’t need any more lemonade, really! You don’t have to pour me another glass. Ah, well… if you insist… What? No, nothing’s wrong. I’m just fine. I just, um, don’t want to trouble you, is all.
themarysue: hedwig-dordt: optimysticals: squeeful: bemusedlybespectacled: maxiesatanofficial: pervocracy: kvothbloodless: macaedh: what the fuck ethan I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. I was all ready to “um, actually”
lumnch: snout: lumnch: “you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :) Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this. Um make your own post?
forgotn1: that-brainy-bimbo: megvnmvrie: letmelickyounaked: theonlybkaye: harshfemme: mcavoy: HEY UH CAN HE DIE NOW? Let’s hang him I despise men like this Men feel so entitled 🙂 as if Quentin understands what rape is. Um sorry your
c4tluvr536:Crowley: Didn’t you have a flaming sword?Aziraphale: Um..Crowley: You did! It was flaming like anything, what happened to it? Lost it already, have you?Aziraphale: Gave it away..Crowley: Aziraphale: I GAVE IT AWAYCrowley:
tavrisprite: tavrisprite: so basically um im horny do you know what these all say? “hi horny im dad” Boys, Music, Life
zagreus-taking-time-apart: “bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?” *kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
canweatleasttry: strongbirdjay:ariesmark: sharkielle: GOD DAMN PREACH IT Um ok?? What’s that have to do with anything?? Because humans slaughter sharks by the thousands every hour for no reason other than to kill them. Because we go into the
interracial-luvin: casaljp: bdizz13: funphotos: AMAZING! New mommy!! 👍👌…but whats hubby gonna say??!….aaaaahhhh 🖕him!! Hehe! Ah um negão assim pra minha esposinha.. Making a serious deposit!
sunnyherb: 15.oct15: @kissmyx bittet während unserer gestrigen Kik-Session um den Saft eines anderen Kerls, einfach geil das Miststück! My slut @kissmyx during our yesterday Kik-Show, she ask for the cumshot of a groupmember, what a slut!
mybigmaturetits: Um, son, I know you are excited about what we are going to do - and so am I! - but if you’re going to take pictures of my body, then maybe you should hold the camera at the right angle?
trvllniggabait: instaleaked: gotdatass: sexgestiveswag: insidejamarifox: um.when did this happen?and why is trey songz brother always getting caught up like this?i have questions. 😦😦😦. Lmao I never saw the GIF! @catchthajocks Lmao what’s
octopus-ahoy: octopus-ahoy: so my sim’s a stylist and I got this request um HDASJFNJABA I WENT TO THE HOUSE AND THEN WHEN I ENTERED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED GUYS IM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW OMG I DONT WANT TO PLAY SIMS EVER AGAIN
tavrisprite: tavrisprite: so basically um im horny do you know what these all say? “hi horny im dad”
dragonsandbutts: f0xm0d: thebigblackwolfe: yourpanicpixienightmare: powerdrain: sushinfood: I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened. um ok WHAT I think I just found
axel-the-nighttail: holl0wed: thottweiler: sirblaxalot: um I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT???? IS THAT A FUCKING DEAD RABBIT!?
EI GENTE, VAMOS FAZER UM GRUPO NO WHATS?
yrokumatta: desiresofagoodwife: HO. LE. SHIT…..what a turn on!!! Kissing is so underrated and passionate kissing…..it soaks me just watching it. Well done. 🔥🔥🔥 Pra por um homem louco 👌💦
mizuttani: genie: you have 3 wishes, choose wise— me: oreimo season 3 genie: ok you have 2— me: oreimo season 4 genie: um ok 1 left— me: oreimo season 5 genie: what the fuck
fuzclops: uh some practice warmup thing um really bad looking because i dunno what shading or anatomy is gomen
iiiarclight: “the government sees everything you do online!”um ok what’re they going to see? me being a fucking weeaboo?
glamdoodle: TOP SCARER OF THE MONTH um whoops what happened to werewolf wednesday.. actually things got really weird this week, but a late wolf is better than no wolf right?? ANYWAY here’s Sulley as an even more frightening beast!! Now you’re a Double
sylvaur:Um… I don’t… What
clive-gershwin-palmer:Person: Um so what can you actually do with a degree in media arts?Me: *shows them this image*
amethystisms: me on a date: so what do you think of steven universethem: um ruby and sapphire aren’t in a romantic relationship, pearl and rose were just gal pals, and amethyst is stupid–me, shoving breadsticks into my bag: i have to go home right
minnymoon1360: manfredvonfuckyourself: darkenedgamr: manfredvonfuckyourself: thatbradybitch: king-wewuz: Um Which hole is this bitch putting them in? Is she roleplaying as a vase? What the fuck thats a man Manfred, why are you playing a dating
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