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the-renegade-rose: It is so much fun watching people try to gender my kids. Oh! What a sweet little.. *sees purple hoodie* gi- *sees black and blue striped shirt* b- *sees leggings* Uh..um…child.
milesjai: harrystilesstilinski: Miles Jai saying what needs to be said. “There was also a LGBT panel (at Playlist Live) that my friends were on. That was really fun to go to, and it was also very, um, enlightening. But the thing about having,
gaysealapproves: nasturbate: my school has 2d brail. why blind person: so… what room is it?sighted person: um… Backwards L dots, two high up dots in a row… one hight dot and one dot slightly lower and to the right of it…Blind person: …. M
bisexual-books:milesjai:harrystilesstilinski: Miles Jai saying what needs to be said. “There was also a LGBT panel (at Playlist Live) that my friends were on. That was really fun to go to, and it was also very, um, enlightening. But the thing about
princedhunglow: pablo7g: youknowyouwantsit: atira-patrice: this was the best reality show altercation from vh1 ever Shit got me weak lmfao They just hungry little puppy’s You’re pretty…..um ok. Girl for realy an what house you in they should
babsdraws: thetarrpit: miss-madeline-c: This is what I did yesterday. (Original Illustration by Babs Tarr) um your amazing. <3<3<3!!
stupidlittlethingie: Um can we pls talk about what a good girl I am when I am covered in my own spit & vomit & leaky make up???
ohsnapadalek: slutformisha: samandriel: slutformisha: Do American passports have frikkin eagles or something Actually yes Oh my god. What is with you guys and eagles. um….it’s our national bird. like. it’s the symbol of our country. it is
sadlilkittenprincess: theworstcharacterinthegame: Other people: “What’s it like being gender fluid?” Me: “It’s uh, well… kinda like, um…” Accurate
mysharona1987: prepdenile: mysharona1987: This Holtzclaw story is genuinely infuriating. The guy has fucking merchandise. What if he was falsely accused? Research the case, not the hype about it. “Falsely accused.” Um, I think you’re the one
zagreus-taking-time-apart: “bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?” *kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
“Do you know what a mandala is?" "Um, those are those round Buddhist art things.” “The Tibetan monks make them out of dyed sand laid out into big beautiful designs. And when they’re done, after days and weeks of work, they
supremeleaderkylorens: My name is Robert Hawkins. It is 6:42 AM, on Saturday May 23rd. Approximately seven hours ago, uh, some thing attacked the city. I don’t know what it is. Um, if you found this tape, I mean if you’re watching this, then you
dreadheadtoni: what-we-leave-behind: Um Europa keine Mauer, Bleiberecht für alle und auf Dauer! Ey, das war heute der pure WAHNSINNNNNN!
antifainternational:Um, sorry bonehead but I don’t think that t-shirt means what you think it means… lustig ist es ja schon irgendwie…
lesbianvenom: my favorite straight white boy thing to ever happen to me was in my intro to creative writing course where my teacher made us read a poem by sappho and when my professor asked us what it was about one dude was like “um well she’s writing
nightmareloki: crab-cakes: fanboywithoutacause: nickblackisadb: Um… “What seems to be the problem here?” don’t lie. you know this is a crossover you’d want to see. I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW
tavrisprite: tavrisprite: so basically um im horny do you know what these all say? “hi horny im dad”
sexyfeetnsloppyfacials: Um a barefoot slavegirl just what the Dr. ordered ;o)~
stockyjocks: (via rugbyandbears) Um, I don’t quite understand what is going on here….but it makes me horny nonetheless.
via 2.bp.blogspot.com http://realguyswearingjocks.blogspot.com Um, this is what I need. Straddle my face and push your musky ass down onto my tongue. UNF.
wh0r3t4st1c: toms-linson: come-to-me-1d: whoatherestyles: one-thing-1d: liamlightsupmyworld: HIS WEARING STRIPES! um there go my ovaries omg new found love: Zayn in Stripes. what about the fact that its a skimpy tanktop? new found love: zayn
londonboy45: “Um … coach, I guess you can tell I’m the one that took those secret supplements. It’s kind of hard to hide what they’ve done.”
coolitsallgood: Brunette - this is insane. why did you read my texts?Blonde - i told you. i just wanted to see if you were…what’s a good word…um, you know like dirtyyyy?Brunette - it turned you on! Fucking didn’t it? You wanted my bush all along.Blonde
kinkybitchkat: gentlemanly-tiger: kinkybitchkat: gentlemanly-tiger: 🐾😈 Find what you’re wanting?… 😜⚡️❤️⚡️ Umm I think I’m going to keep looking a little longer… 😜🐾😈 The longer the wetter… Um I mean better…
ouc-h: “what are you gonna do, cry about it?” me: um… yes
rastaqueen3000ad: thottweiler: sirblaxalot: um I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS what in thee utter fuck
skinnyniggaballin: becuzbacon: gaysealapproves: nasturbate: my school has 2d brail. why blind person: so… what room is it?sighted person: um… Backwards L dots, two high up dots in a row… one hight dot and one dot slightly lower and to the right
quitethefreak: rudegyalchina: aravenhairedmaiden: j2ndson: fuckboyizm:indigenousgay: thatfuckingscorpio:badgyal-k:miss-realdeal: Somebody come get this bitch. Wtffff ?? Bruh Um no what? Bet you ready to catch these bullets ? Have the
imsoshive: youloveandra: king-emare: erykahbaddont: fonzworthcutlass: flyandfamousblackgirls: Y’all girl. What um Oh shit Ew wtf
xcrossyuki: So um… this is what I look like in the morning ^ω^Anyone up for snuggles? ♥
dietcondoms: holl0wed: thottweiler: sirblaxalot: um I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT???? I HATE RABBITS I HATE RABBITS SO MUCH RABBITS ARE SCARY AS SHIT Y'ALL DONT EVEN KNOW
unthrifty–loveliness: Me: What should I wear tonight @euchre89: Something that isn’t black Me: Um.
cumber-porn: lazynbored: gimmesomesugarbruh: cumber-kitty: ….is anyone else very distracted by…um…never mind… no I think we all noticed Whoah there, Tom. What the Hell are you carrying in there? O_o omg! you got your whole sock draw down
fallenangelandpie: Um…uh…what was I saying…
metafuneral: ajaxdotcom: metafuneral: teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out* that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein um..i think you made this up for
mutantandproud: hogwartzlou: you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them Um. Erik is my phone background…
kasnas: kasnas: 2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump um. good morning and what the fuck
chancellor-reyes: Um, excuse me, BuzzFeed…WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT??!?!
mylonelybreasts: ~SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo….’what do you do in your spare time?’……oh, um, i parade semi-nude all over the freaking internet…..yeah…i show my huge freaky breasts to the entire free world…yeah…LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ishouldnotbearousedbythis: lmao-okay-no: aclumsywaytofallinlove: THIS this is my life What is this guys name ?? Um, I’m not a detective, but something tells me it might be Daniel Simonsen.
hotstickycream: perthcream:What a great girl. Need more like her. Um im like her!!!
hotfacedescort: Um… is he biting your ass dude?Because your face looks like that’s what’s happening…Los Angeles Bi ESCORT: follow my blog & adventures here: http://hotfacedescort.tumblr.com
rainbowdash-likesgirls: teacake-rose: Um… this is me. I hope you’re not too put off by my fashion sense. It’s just that I love Goth-Loli clothing… What a cute pony!
junkopony: well yeah i got bored and i had this idea!! i really like this, dang im not sure what to say?? so yeah um high res is here font credit to their makers blah blah yeah alright thanks!!
hipple: ablogorsomething: arguewithatree: im-the-doctor-so-i: maryjanesideas: damnnlyssa: hugzndrugzz: omomnom: Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse um wat now. gimmie. let me love you Dear Lord, get in my mouth. excuse me. what is going
sylvaur:Um… I don’t… What
silver-tongues-blog: damned-to-be: courfeyac: halftimesharks: god-sent: halftimesharks: so, um, now that he’s won an oscar… what do we do now Aren’t you forgetting someone… new johnny depp hasn’t won an oscar meme 2k16 God dammit
island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
m-thegreatandpowerful:Me: OH! I caught a snapping turtle–wouldnt it look so nice in its tank in my house—Um…………. ????? EXCUSE ME???? IT JUST??? SITS??? THERE??? ON THE FLOOR??? NO TANK??? WHAT IS GOING ON. DOES
dank-morpork: beacon-of-chaos: scifi-fantasy-horror: by Jisoo Shin Um, Yeah, I don’t know what’s going on here, but I like it. @randomencounters
ava-cakes: so what…um…do you do when you are cold… you stand in a corner. because it’s 90 degrees. hehe….
humorking: holl0wed: thottweiler: sirblaxalot: um I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT???? For all the people that have been “LAUGHING SO HARDDDD” to this video, I hope you realize this rabbit is dead and that there is a string around
rathianrosa: thebuttkingpost: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK Runner: Um… I guess since I’m here I can… put a… rumor to rest. I know a lot of people talk about using strength on this truck or something to get mew, and we all know that’s not true, but I
hellanahmean: girl-unashamed: justsomeantifas: them: wow the rich are quite literally destroying the planet them: I mean … look them: them: it’s absurd … but i don’t know what to do about it me: wow that really makes me think me: um…
uss-edsall: uss-edsall: uss-edsall: uss-edsall: uss-edsall: so I may or may not have just accidentally printed out a 125x121 picture of Tomo’s facegood job me What am I supposed to do with this well, um it’s laminated. On accident. After
