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dat-soldier: fierceawakening: wilwheaton: um. *conks this guy over the damn head with a history book* what in the hell WOW. Just… WOW.
cerethius replied to your post: Morning….I guess no idea what timezone you live in but dang you’re up early by my standards Really? um… I live in Florida, East central
corporal-rivaille-levi: um, guys? can you see what I see or and you thought Armin was the only one
rokkakudaiheights replied to your post:Ugh… another Florida college student died… god dont scare me you might lose internet and i might think you died cause this post um… what?
jkrandom replied to your post “[[MOR] If Earth have more then 7 billions people, then that must…” Insightful, things I already understand, but the feeling behind this is what gets me. Thanks for this. Oh? um… you’re welcome I
readysetohno replied to your post: “this is my 50,000 post”: smd to celebrate oh….um…what’s SMD?
people are suddenly asking me and texting me, what do I want for my birthday? UM GUYS MY BIRTHDAY WAS 4 DAYS AGO, DID YOU LIKE SUDDENLY REMEMBERED ?
aperture-of-consciousness: oscob: HAVE YOU HEARD!? DEATH GRIPS DROPPED A NEW ALBUM! No I have not. What is it called? It’s called….um it’s called…. hold on one second… … … …It’s called Ni- Hey guys, whatcha talking about?
mizuttani: genie: you have 3 wishes, choose wise— me: panty and stocking season 2 genie: ok you have 2— me: panty and stocking season 3 genie: um ok 1 left— me: panty and stocking season 4 genie: what the fuck
christinesissylatexslut: foryourusemistress: bitch-daddy: What’s your fave? Um, all of them. STRAPON!!!
ophelia-tagloff: What in the actual fuck? All the kinks, right here. I can stop Tumbling forever. I…uh…um… 😐 *drooling*
bubblebuttjocks: jockbros: boisbonersncum: Holy Mother of Fuck! What a cum!!!!!! He always wins the team distance competitions um
sasssyslytherin: what-about-fallout: jesscats: um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain
mannequinfetish: Fully loaded…um…not sure. Anyone know what that car is? Possibly a modern kit based on an Allard? Help! *NB
eros-noctes: What’s up mom? I was just about to go to bed. Why did you call me in here? Wow… I’ve never seen you like that before… you look so sexy… Um I’m starting to get hard just seeing you like that… Yeah… I’ll sleep with
looking4yourwife: My wife. What do you think? Um wow I’d fuck her senseless. Please send moreSEE HOT WIVES AND MILFS HERE! SHOW OFF YOUR HOT WIFE HERE!
I … um … idk what to say.
jaiking: secrethymns: yall-motherfuckers-need-levihan: shakespeareisundead: ethiopienne: but…what…about…physics…? korra…? “cheer isnt a real sport" um My LAWD!!!!!! God given talent and athletics!!!!!!!! She physically
zagreus-taking-time-apart: “bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?” *kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
zagreus-taking-time-apart:“bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?” *kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
peterluvr: 4skindelight: nickyspics-yes-3: ukslaveboi: x-posedfag: Nicolas Thorel That huge cock certainly needs plenty of exposure OMG! WHAT???!! Um… This is skinnythick, he’s from the UK. Follow peterluvr.tumblr.com if you want to see some
octopus-ahoy: octopus-ahoy: so my sim’s a stylist and I got this request um HDASJFNJABA I WENT TO THE HOUSE AND THEN WHEN I ENTERED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED GUYS IM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW OMG I DONT WANT TO PLAY SIMS EVER AGAIN
iiiarclight: “the government sees everything you do online!”um ok what’re they going to see? me being a fucking weeaboo?
sadlilkittenprincess: theworstcharacterinthegame: Other people: “What’s it like being gender fluid?” Me: “It’s uh, well… kinda like, um…” Accurate
lesbianvenom: my favorite straight white boy thing to ever happen to me was in my intro to creative writing course where my teacher made us read a poem by sappho and when my professor asked us what it was about one dude was like “um well she’s writing
themarysue: hedwig-dordt: optimysticals: squeeful: bemusedlybespectacled: maxiesatanofficial: pervocracy: kvothbloodless: macaedh: what the fuck ethan I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. I was all ready to “um, actually”
kasnas: kasnas: 2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump um. good morning and what the fuck
tricias-captions: “I don’t really know how to tell you this,” my husband said to me when he returned from this tour of duty. “But when I was over there, I became, um, close, with a guy in my platoon.” “Do you mean what
dlubes: jwunderbread: wastetheday: A lot covered in one book…. where have you been, jack douglas what kind of things have you seen um is this not me in one book???
bluewut: bluewut: Um. Excuse me. What is this and why the fuck does it exist. WHY. WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS EXIST. Reblogging this because EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS WEIRD SHIT.
pokeboobies: Um I have no idea what’s the name of this sorry guys! :( part 3/3
storiesofalittle:Me: “Hey daddy…?”Daddy: *typing on keyboard* Yes kitten?Me: “C-c-can we.. um..”Daddy: Can we what kitten? *stops typing, rotates chair and stares at me*Me: “I uhm.. I bought this today daddy” *pulls out pink baby body wash
shanedog09: goodwolfdaddy: “so what’s your problem?”“well um idk but I just feel all squirmy…” Yes he can.
squidyword: poorlytimed: squidyword: not to start a discourse but if today is your birthday then happy birthday…………… um some of us already had birthdays? but way to be an exclusionist lol go off this is what I was trying to avoid..,, im
ouc-h: “what are you gonna do, cry about it?” me: um… yes
thebigblackwolfe: yourpanicpixienightmare: powerdrain: sushinfood: I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened. um ok WHAT
actualfiction: 37. portlandia“What are you drinking?”“Um. It’s capatchutchutchutea? It helps clear out my tear ducts, and keeps my skin nice and dry. It tastes like soot and hot water.”
biggirlplanet: UM, NOW THAT’S WHAT I LIKE. SOME NICE STINK ASS MEAT 🍖, READY TO GET FUCKED. MY MOM IS SO FUCKIN HOT, SHE JUST SENT ME THIS GREETING TO MAKE SURE I WOKE THE FUCK UP. WELL PLAYED MOM WELL PLAYED. BECAUSE MY MOM IS A THICK HOT DIRTY
daddyhexxx: UM YEAH THATS WHAT I WANT!!! LOOOOOOOVE THIS SHIT
fuckyeahdragontales: um emmy what the fuck do you think you’re doing with that bag of trees
ladiee3dmel: andrewp-: megandu0ng: stefanieexd: jayohwhy: sherilynreus: this is why i don’t like girls most of the time. HEE HEE, UHM. no -_- Ew I don’t even know what to say. Um. I watched it, yet, I forgot the point of the video. ._.
troioikelley: ladiee3dmel: andrewp-: megandu0ng: stefanieexd: jayohwhy: sherilynreus: this is why i don’t like girls most of the time. HEE HEE, UHM. no -_- Ew I don’t even know what to say. Um. I watched it, yet, I forgot the point of
tomsjiggle: you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds
tavrisprite: tavrisprite: so basically um im horny do you know what these all say? “hi horny im dad”
douchedag: yo say what you want about miley but uM
suchsmallhand–s: attentionsailor: mysticfoxes: onlytimecanhealthesewounds: flaawed: horriblys: I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH OK what song is this^ Candour by Neck Deep^ um no it’s not?? It’s A Part of Me by Neck Deep —
fullblownpanic: aucun-plaisir-ici-tabarnak: fullblownpanic: *At the drive-thru bank* Lady: Is there anything else I can do for you? Me: Do you have any lollipops? Lady: Um no, but I have cookies Me: Even better Whats that It’s like a round, flat
tawnysdesire: Um, did gumball do what I think he did?
ialienslut: littlegirlemma: aumeryrose: ialienslut: i don’t rly like this but u guys like my smile so here :’) um i love love love your smile & this is a gift to all of us 💕 ^^seconding what she said, you’re beautiful and this is beautiful
phantomdoodler: um, excuse me ohio? what happened to October?
a-bloody-fruit-shop-owner: ANON: omg… um. Yes requests here we go. Hello! I have no clue reaallyyyy what your drawing preferences are but just. A pizza guy scout would just be super cool. Like a scout in the typical pizza delivery guy outfit (like
daddysamson: Um…Daddy?….What are you and your buddies gunna do to me?
sensualplayfulpet: subgirlygirl: Um… Sir? You might want to grab a towel. And a mop. Hahaha right!! That’s what your tongue is for Darlin!
neversometimestv: wannamoves: (x) In case you were wondering what they were looking at…um, this is my leg.
heirofmedusa: teddybearjones: baby-punk: skinheadmoonstomper: what did I get into YES. Wait am I a witness?? Um…
