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demho3zhatinq: buttcheekpalmkang: sobeitjay: Every rapper say they teacher told them they wasn’t gone be shit like that’s alot of teachers saying that somebody should really look into this Most rappers are Black and most teachers are white.There
creepyyoungthing: captioned-vines: aubgasm: lmfaooo I told them not to say the word #youngsavages Children: [singing in unison] “Mmmm, oh my god! Stop… “ [singing stops] One child: “-fucking lying!” [children laugh] You forgot:Second
brightindie: My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you
shinymaplesquid: shinymaplesquid: I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours” #welcometocanada I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe UPDATE:I told them
spacelessity: 2 reasons Fall Out Boy is incredible. 1) When their label told them to shorten the titles of their songs, they did… by taking out all of the vowels and shortening a song title to “Thnks fr th Mmrs.” 2) They have a song titled “Our
blodwymm: secondalto: gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article:…“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t have
themusiccantouchyou: gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article: …“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t have
tyrion-lannister: “Everybody watched it after I just told them that I was gonna have this great, huge part and I was just the mascot.”
hranuspeaks: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive
mrtroxler: michael-reigns: when ya homegirl reading tf outta somebody and you just sitting watching like When the manager tells the customer the exact same thing you just told them
arctic-hands: jcgreen72: claraccoon: So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they
abscidium: please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what is
wordsnquotes: “My kids are starting to notice I’m a little different from the other dads. “Why don’t you have a straight job like everyone else?” they asked me the other day. I told them this story: In the forest, there was a crooked tree and
haurukoh: The link has broken so therefore many of my fans have dropped me messages asking me to repost it. So here you are. Btw my friends were shocked when I told them that their clip got more than 70k likes. They said they will make more videos for
cyaloser: can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve
mattrat: Since I knew what my “big” gift was for Christmas this year, every time my parents asked me what else I wanted, I told them to surprise me. I woke up this morning and found this thing laying next to me. Merry Christmas and a happy heart
fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them
shykagune: me, when I show my friends the extremely cool thing I told them about
fatbelly19: immobilealyssa: hranuspeaks: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive
cucubert: ironwoman359: castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread
catsofinstagram:From @youngestoldcatlady: “Trying to cuddle with kittens this age is intense. Even though they literally just ate, they have the instinct to continue searching for milk. No matter how many times I told them I don’t have any, they just
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seifukucat: seifukucat: came out to my parents finally told them im dating an anime if you reblog this image i will follow you forever no questions asked
inkalypse: okay but the most metal thing to ever happen on Cutthroat Kitchen is when Alton told them to make biscuits and gravy and one guy thought he said brisket and gravy and got ingredients to make that instead then when he realized he figured there
reallifeishorror: thedeathmerchant: My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place. This is the lucky tall Betsy.Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky tall Betsy will
radprotag: team rocket was hired as a camera crew. then the apocalypse started happening and their boss quit. instead of fleeing the scene, jessie told them to keep rolling and she improvised an emergency disaster broadcast
hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
bubblebaath:deer hell (1995) was cancelled after god himself broke into the devs room and told them to stop
one-time-i-dreamt: I was talking to a vampire who was studying for finals and I told them, “Man, you look like you had the life sucked out of you”. They laughed then killed me.
bemusedlybespectacled: followthebluebell: so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people but what if instead we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy “we left this rabies vaccine in the light
justlgbtthings:idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”
a-kind-of-merry-war: knittedace: So my two married-with-kids coworkers started asking me when I was going to get married and have kids earlier. And when I politely told them I wasn’t planning on it and tried to change the subject (because like fuck
evafox: He doesn’t know who’s at the door, but you do. You told them to come over :)x
sereneblossoms:When your boss tells the customer the same thing you just told them.
c2oh: Burg told them the other would wear it if one did and they both love to embarrass each other.
aminimatcha: my fiance has a degree in biotechnology and cytogenetics and worked at bed bath and beyond and older people would always ask him, “so did you go to college?” and when he said yes and told them his degree they would say, “wow!! then
glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: geothebio: geothebio: a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette
primal-urges42: Here we are, this is the dungeon, your dungeon for today!! You get breed here all day long. I also got a special surprise for you. Its a bowl full of fresh cum. Some friends wanted to help you as I told them you want to get impregnated.
mujeresdominantes: yourwifelovespegging: The guys hi-fived when the girls told them about the upcoming swap session. Little did they know what was in store. (via TumbleOn )
aubgasm: lmfaooo I told them not to say the word #youngsavages
claraccoon: So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line
coelasquid: becausebirds: Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip. This sounds like an alternate universe version of my pigeons and they both stopped hooting and got very confused.
vegathebeast: originallyamina: kacysimplylove: At 20, I feel exactly so. 👏🏾 Well said Sharing this for all women who believe that they’re too old and need to settle down cause society told them so.
rubyredwisp: If I fight, they must do the same, or they are less than dwarfs. “You won’t hear me shout out Joffrey’s name,” he told them. “You won’t hear me yell for Casterly Rock either. This is your city Stannis means to sack, and that’s
alexismessy: youreahairymotherlicker: Boss said I don’t look like the ‘writer’ type when I told them I was going to study literature.wtf does a writer look like
forever90s: “The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib.” The Breakfast Club (1985)
The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib. The Breakfast Club (1985)
sir-sherlock-of-the-tardis: spacelessity: 2 reasons Fall Out Boy is incredible. 1) When their label told them to shorten the titles of their songs, they did… by taking out all of the vowels and shortening a song title to “Thnks fr th Mmrs.” 2)
bakinzilla: nothing-but-ass-baby: why has no one uploaded his porn vids anywhere? like come on i dont wanna pay for it. somebody actually said that pradaboi told them not to share the vids with anyone. who respects that kinda wish? Push it
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