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hranuspeaks: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive
eroscott: Michelle’s parents asked her what she really wanted for her 18th birthday, so she told them. Well, she was their baby girl that they loved so much, how could they refuse her?
ironicpeaches: princedestery: learning your internet friend’s last name is like a right of passage I feel like half of my internet friends wouldnt believe me if I told them my last name
holyshawarmabatman: so i have two little cousins one is 10 and the other is 7 and my aunt told them they could each say one cuss word and not get in trouble so the older one very politely says “damn” but the younger one stands up on the kitchen table,
domstoryteller: a lot of people would have been shocked if their stepdaughter came home one day and told them they were a lesbian, however I was open minded. Sadly my wife wasn’t. I kicked my wife out of the house and I made sure my stepdaughter and
spiritualinspiration: One time in scripture, when the Israelites were facing an impossible situation, God told them, “Hold your peace. Remain at rest, and I will fight your battles.” Notice there was a condition, something the Israelites had to do.
abyssmart: from stream >tfw the stupid-shit kid you found runs around razing monsters into the fucking ground even though you told them a dozen times don’t
fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them
remmbermytitans: hranuspeaks: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive Ughhhhhhh. My
aminimatcha: my fiance has a degree in biotechnology and cytogenetics and worked at bed bath and beyond and older people would always ask him, “so did you go to college?” and when he said yes and told them his degree they would say, “wow!! then
chaoticfuckingbeauty: “The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib.” The Breakfast Club (1985) if you don’t
johnnybenchcalled: summertimefine: alostbird: forrealla3hunna: seitans: obama looks like he could eat it better than romney tho idk bruh white boys feast like someone told them their privileges were on the line. SCREAMING ohhhhhhh.
dr-arizonatorres: The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you’ve just told them- Rachel Maddow
waveitaway: These white people in this tattoo shop are talking about how people ask to touch their dreads. Apparently a black person told them “You remind of the paler version of my people.” He just said “well, guess what? Your people weren’t
iverbz: there are 2 very long running jokes in SVU involving Ice-T. That he never wears suits to work and he absolutely refuses to run after suspects. This man has literally pulled a gun out on like 4 different people and straight up told them that he
queennymeria: Everyone advised me to send you to the ruins of Valyria to live out your short life with the stonemen before the sickness spread through the castle. I told them all to go to hell.
nice-wig-janis: The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib. The Breakfast Club (1985)
albinwonderland: secondlina: kanthara: This is definitely inspired by the Cosplay ≠ Consent campaign (or more exactly, CONsent) and by an older but new to me story on The Mary Sue about a Black Cat cosplayer who had enough of this crap and told them
littlestephaniegurly: hubbysph: You told them they could… What never happened when I cum in you
deacbrain00: @princess-jenna1 told them all of my addictions and weaknesses
asarlaithe: please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what
aubgasm: lmfaooo I told them not to say the word #youngsavages
becausebirds: Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip.
aymerydelamaisonfort: edusalasphoto: SOMEBODY TOLD THEM
whatupmoonpie: LIKE MY GLOW-IN-THE-DARK GLASSES THAT EVERYONE THOUGHT WERE DORKY UNTIL I TOLD THEM THEY GLOWED IN THE DARK? YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.
smoothrocket: My girlfriends had it made after I told them I cuckold you. More? Smoothrocket.tumblr.com
matesprit: one time a neo-nazi asked me “what triggers me” on anon and i told them “pictures of puppies” and that’s the story of how i got a gang of angry nazis to send me pictures of cute pups
gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article:…“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t have money in their account
undeadmachinery: undeadmachinery: >>In Tech we Trust<< These kids were literally freaking out over this gear the other day:o I told them I was a time traveling space scientist and they asked if I was in Star Wars>) They also wouldn’t
delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how
andioyu: Me: aw how sweet all the cats in this house run up to me as soon as i enter the roo- wait a second they just want to be fed also one of them vomited on the carpet just now 🙀😿😹
kyraneko: whitmerule: stele3: gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article: …“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t
the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: answered the door trick or treating to my neighbors and their kids. they asked me why i wasn’t trick or treating and i told them that i didn’t have anyone to trick or treat with. they asked me if i wanted to
nepeta-lives: nepeta-lives: My school drama club is doing Shrek the Musical. My friends are pressing me to audition, so if this gets 10,000 notes I’ll audition for either Princess Fiona or Lord Farquaad. I really don’t wanna but I told them that
allofmyfoolishways:I talk about suicide with my shrink(s) [I have a psychologist and a psychiatrist]. When I requested looking into medication, they asked, and I told them. They didn’t panic, or pack me off in a straight jacket - they talked to be about
69charlene: Oh Charlie I like the way your butt plug set off your wig. I want you dressed just like this when our company comes over to play cards. Don’t worry I’ve already told them your my sissy cuckold.
incexxx: My sister invited all of her girlfriends for a party one night. They got a bit drunk, and as all girls do, they were talking about boys. Apparently, at some point, my sis told them about this time when she saw me jerking my cock . They called
youngnpotent: thesexualrelease: ☁ My sister and her friend love to show off their perfect tits. No one knew that it was because I told them to.
slutty-daughters-and-sisters: My two little daughters ready for a weekly blowjob practicing with a little help from their granpa, uncle, brothers and my two friends. I told them if they wanna be a real grown up women, then they must know how to suck
bondage-slut: It’s big isn’t it, those two dicks in your ass? The guys wanted something tighter so I told them to just use your ass together, and you know what, I’m looking forward to going next. You’re just our cocksleeve today so just keep
end-ured: peachnaked: .. Yes… Should have told them that, word for word.
shinymaplesquid: shinymaplesquid: I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours” #welcometocanada I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe UPDATE:I told them
spacelessity: 2 reasons Fall Out Boy is incredible. 1) When their label told them to shorten the titles of their songs, they did… by taking out all of the vowels and shortening a song title to “Thnks fr th Mmrs.” 2) They have a song titled “Our
coordinatebraintomouth: Today I let one of the girls at my internship paint my nails. A few girls exclaimed, “that’s weird!” and one boy timidly asked, “are you actually letting her paint your nails?” I told them that boys are allowed to paint
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: dzombar: mostlydogsmostly: In Poland, a photographer found a group of cats and dogs hanging out together in the leaves. Apparently, no one told them that dogs and cats are enemies.:) (Photographed by Joseph Szalapski)
riseafterfalling: I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.
hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
malikshakur: 1stunnna:People used to get so confused when I told them I do mechanics and spend most of my days in a garage fixing cars etc people would laugh at me and not believe me and people would say some annoying shit like ’ you’re too pretty
dietmountaindomee: dietmountaindomee: I’m here for all the girls who think they can’t be sexy just because they’re chubby. I’m here for all the girls who have skipped a meal because their family told them they didn’t “need” it. I’m
brightindie: My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you
theruleset: When I told them to lie on the bed, they said “This better not be butt bongos 2!″ The insolence in kids these days. (daisy | doe | ruby)(starring @bbykittentoes, @floatycrownythingz, and @erotic-nonfiction. camerawork by @black-operations.
wilwheaton: blodwymm: secondalto: gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article:…“I would have kids start crying when I told them they
cyropop: lucillesballs: all of the characters in the yugioh intro look like their parents told them to do something they dont want to do “take out the trash” “do the dishes” “clean your room” “do your homework” @lizardswithlittlehats
did-you-kno: Alexis Goggins was only 7 when she and her mom were held at gunpoint inside a car. Alexis jumped in front of her mother and took 6 bullets to save her. Doctors said she’d never walk or talk again. She not only walked, she told them she
chlamydiuh: tauurus: he told them that a screw fell out before they launched lmfao
baddiebey: when the couple on house hunters chooses the house that you specifically told them not to choose
peanutbutterandjeri: aubgasm: lmfaooo I told them not to say the word #youngsavages LMFAO I LOVE IT
badgyal-k: kaiiwooo: mrtroxler: michael-reigns: when ya homegirl reading tf outta somebody and you just sitting watching like When the manager tells the customer the exact same thing you just told them @badgyal-k 😂😂😂 us Both of us were
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