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xaveria:noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”
mindreadingmetalbender: noorameow: Omfg this is amazing. I am always on about my hair it is so frizzy people used to make sun of it behind my back until I told them that if they want to spend half an hour with a straightener on my hair then go right
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve
squiiiije: today i found a muffin with some fishing line attached to it, so when you dangled it from the line it looked like a floating muffin, so i went around school dangling it and when people asked why i had a floating muffin i just told them it’s
alexismessy: youreahairymotherlicker: Boss said I don’t look like the ‘writer’ type when I told them I was going to study literature.wtf does a writer look like
richwhitelesbian: i used to work at an ice cream thing and people would come in with DQ coupons and i was like “this isnt dairy queen” and theyd get mad and ask to talk to my manager who also told them it wasnt dairy queen
matesprit: one time a neo-nazi asked me “what triggers me” on anon and i told them “pictures of puppies” and that’s the story of how i got a gang of angry nazis to send me pictures of cute pups
tyrion-lannister: “Everybody watched it after I just told them that I was gonna have this great, huge part and I was just the mascot.”
blodwymm: secondalto: gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article:…“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t have
lucillesballs: all of the characters in the yugioh intro look like their parents told them to do something they dont want to do “take out the trash” “do the dishes” “clean your room” “do your homework”
miabookchick: guywithamohawk: phalasophy: khadds: Stay away from people who use what you’ve told them in private against you. Stay away from people who use you in private and don’t claim you in public. And stay away from people who treat you
whitmerule: stele3: gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article: …“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t have
aminimatcha: my fiance has a degree in biotechnology and cytogenetics and worked at bed bath and beyond and older people would always ask him, “so did you go to college?” and when he said yes and told them his degree they would say, “wow!! then
lanaisqueen: The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib. The Breakfast Club (1985) omg did not know that wow
nice-wig-janis: The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib. The Breakfast Club (1985)
khadds: Stay away from people who use what you’ve told them in private against you.
curledtalons: @ppl who get embarrassed bc they responded “you too” to a server who told them to enjoy their meal: if your first instinct is to be polite & friendly even when you’re not necessarily paying attention you have nothing to b embarrassed
bitchin-promises: the mindflayer when will told them that he was the spy:
amestrian-bookworm: tadashiaf-remade: Huh?! You mean to tell me that you scorched an innocent girl to a pile of ashes!? Nicely done, you monster! Wow, it must’ve been fun telling her family. Did you cry when you told them? Or did you sit back quietly,
anastorelli: “The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib.” The Breakfast Club (1985)
itssamnotsammi: my favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you
momsloverboy: onehornywoman: Jesus. I opened the door and there was Angelyn blowing the new guy from our IT department. I told them I wouldn’t tell but they have to be a lot more discreet. But actually, I’m telling a couple of my girlfriends here
sexuallyambiguousphan: My friend Olivia just graduated college, and met Dan and Phil today and this is the photo she chose to take. An icon 😂.(She said that when she told them she’d just graduated and wanted to do a picture with the little caps
dr-arizonatorres: dr-arizonatorres: The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you’ve just told them- Rachel Maddow Happy National Coming Out Day!
When your friends start liking something you told them about months ago.
mindurbusiness1: 1stunnna:People used to get so confused when I told them I do mechanics and spend most of my days in a garage fixing cars etc people would laugh at me and not believe me and people would say some annoying shit like ’ you’re too pretty
hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
class-war-hooligan: eatthekidsfirst: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them @sierratwofivenine IT BURNS. IT BURNNNNSSSSS
zootronium: My goddaughters asked me what I thought about their outfits for tonight’s halloween party. I think the look on my face told them all they needed to know
smallest-feeblest-boggart: bemusedlybespectacled: followthebluebell: so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people but what if instead we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy “we left
bigboobbasement: The guys never believed me when I told them about the new girl who moved in across the street from me. So I finally got the opportunity to snap a pic of her as she was on her way to school. They all wanted to stay over at my place
arrestedwesteros: G.O.B.: These guys are pros, Michael. They’re gonna push the tension till the last possible moment before they strip.Michael: They’re not going to strip, are they?G.O.B.: I told them not to, but I can’t promise that their instincts
forced-inside-you: stillaninferiorfeministcunt: scatmcat: 😍😍😍 Whoopsies. I’ve always told them it was and “accident”
raptorific: I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t
madlori: destinyrush: Truly iconic 🙌🏾 If you’d like to hear more about Bonaly and all the ways she was fucked over by the figure skating world and told them to fuck off in return, there’s a great episode of RadioLab about her.
angrybeardedbastard: kawaiijetty: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them Yup I feel this deeply
coordinatebraintomouth: Today I let one of the girls at my internship paint my nails. A few girls exclaimed, “that’s weird!” and one boy timidly asked, “are you actually letting her paint your nails?” I told them that boys are allowed to paint
degradingbitches: I told them that whichever one makes the other cum first gets to be the bottom cunt this week. It’s been four hours and they’re still at it.
lierdumoa: According to the drunk history ep I saw (and I’m paraphrasing a paraphrased story here) she didn’t even try to be subtle she just straight up told them and they were like, “Wow that’s so amazing and original how did you come up with
Justice, motherfuckers!Mitsubishi is replacing the entire clutch assembly on my car. The engineers in Japan came back and apparently knew what the problem was off the bat.WHICH I FUCKING TOLD THEM WHAT IT WAS BEFORE ALL OF THIS. One of the experts in
2fuckinghot: haurukoh:My Egyptian friend with his toyboy in Cairo. The link has broken so therefore many of my fans have dropped me messages asking me to repost it. So here you are. Btw my friends were shocked when I told them that their clip got more
shanshortcakebeauty: I get asked so often what color I dye my hair with! It’s usually mostly Manic Panic Infra Red and Sparks Purple Passion. I redyed it last night and used this combination (most of these were almost gone so I used them up!) this
abscidium: please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what
brightindie: My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you
1stunnna: People used to get so confused when I told them I do mechanics and spend most of my days in a garage fixing cars etc people would laugh at me and not believe me and people would say some annoying shit like ’ you’re too pretty for that’
hranuspeaks: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive
puffsaddy: bergamotandrose: lordstretchmarkz: lifeasmeesh: hustleinatrap: Bozoma Saint John is my hero! She is fabulous! BuzzFeed crowned her “the coolest person to ever go onstage at an Apple event.” #BlackPride She told them to clap with
marissarei: When I was doing a #LoveforLeslieJ interview yesterday, they asked if the hate directed toward Leslie Jones was surprising to me and I almost laughed. Instead, I answered no. I told them that there are thousands of black women online that
ablondewhitegirl: No one would believe me if I told them she did this on her own. Squat Game on 9000. “Girl get off my car, you putting dents in my hood”
lucidnee: lucidnee: not to be nasty but being nasty if you bout to finger someone get some ice hold it for a little bit then slowing enter them…and let me tell that feeling….they will remember you as ice icey! add more ice to your sexual activities
bladedpetals: for-southendgirls: femmeradical: pro-uterus-agenda: cocksmasher69: It’s because the kids aren’t white Obviously what’s happening to these kids is horrific but should we really be calling them concentrating camps though? What
sickaddiktions: adonischildsupportcase: 🤭😩 I don’t think I would’ve told anybody that…
2opinionatedblackgirls: mindurbusiness1: 1stunnna:People used to get so confused when I told them I do mechanics and spend most of my days in a garage fixing cars etc people would laugh at me and not believe me and people would say some annoying shit
hermes-whore: reallifeishorror: thedeathmerchant: My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place. This is the lucky tall Betsy.Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky
nearyboo replied to your post: “These warrior kids I supposedly care about. Aren’t like their parents and loved ones in this audience? Should I have maybe told them not to come?… Ah well whatever” What sort of parents don’t come
dantes-workshop:dom-wolfy: When your Little tries to go do that thing you just told them not to do. “No.”*does it any way*“No you don’t, get back here.”
sereneblossoms: When your boss tells the customer the same thing you just told them.
