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adls-xxx: fuckrashida: Dominique Jackson as Elektra Abundance in Pose (2018). Costume design by Lou Eyrich. Without a doubt the best dressed character on television. When she told them her nails was on the house I knew I liked her. But when her
Guys. Same Old World showed us why Pearl had a unique reaction from Garnet and Amethyst when Steven told them the Mirror was talking to him in Mirror Gem. People have theorized about this moment a lot. While Garnet and Amethyst look worried, Pearl looks
Madhog Sarcastically Enjoys: “The Heroic Tale of Heroically Heroic Heroes” (Lyra Vision) A self-loathing secretary and a colossal dunderhead set course for an epically epic quest because a rock told them to. What could possibly go epically
333images: They’re kept in separate rooms at night, and they rarely ever get to play with each other. But this one time, their owners have told them to put on a show. Anything they want, as long as the chains stay on. stolze: *take a deep breath*
Your flight attendant knows your secrets, but hasn’t told them yet
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
Our nude party was my hubby’s idea. As well as the couples we know, he had also invited single friends. He said most of the guys all eagerly accepted when he told them that I would be there. Hubby really seemed into it even though it turned out
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve
schmergo: scopesandskullties: schmergo: Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God Explain Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat
omomemes: It’s kind of funny seeing people say that if you’re into a fetish like omorashi you need mental help. Cause I actually go to a therapist, and when I told them about this part of me, they said that as long as I’m not hurting anyone with
shinymaplesquid: shinymaplesquid: I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours” #welcometocanada I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe UPDATE:I told them
girthyencounters: Over drinks one night, the girls got into a discussion about everyone’s idea of what the term “well fucked” meant. To one it meant DEEP by a long cock. To others it meant for an extended time or multiple times. Lori told them
fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them
abscidium: please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what
sirartwork: becausebirds: Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip. reblog for noises
curledtalons: @ppl who get embarrassed bc they responded “you too” to a server who told them to enjoy their meal: if your first instinct is to be polite & friendly even when you’re not necessarily paying attention you have nothing to b embarrassed
stonedoliveoil: when someone does the thing when you told them not to do the thing and youre just like
riseafterfalling: I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.
Ugh @ people who automatically assume that my name is the longer version of the name I gave themThe name I told you my name is, is my nameThanks
assassinsoul:new female eivor pictures from ubisoft forward’s update I love the character design, but really: has no one told them Eivor is a female name? ‘Female Eivor’ is so superfluous.
freakden: Of course I told them about your dick size!
zestuali: engimemeing: the verse just makes this better though Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?” “Most people rejected his message, they hated Jesus because he told them the truth” How do I join this
zestuali: engimemeing: the verse just makes this better though Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?” “Most people rejected his message, they hated Jesus because he told them the truth” This man is a hero
aminimatcha: my fiance has a degree in biotechnology and cytogenetics and worked at bed bath and beyond and older people would always ask him, “so did you go to college?” and when he said yes and told them his degree they would say, “wow!! then
truecrimehothouse: reallifeishorror: thedeathmerchant: My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place. This is the lucky tall Betsy.Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky
curledtalons:@ppl who get embarrassed bc they responded “you too” to a server who told them to enjoy their meal: if your first instinct is to be polite & friendly even when you’re not necessarily paying attention you have nothing to b embarrassed
naturalknowledge: I’m crying right now, please help My abusive mother just told me that she “accidentally” threw away my passport when she was spring cleaning. Guys, I’m supposed to be travelling overseas on January 10 to reconnect with my dad
bemusedlybespectacled: followthebluebell: so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people but what if instead we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy “we left this rabies vaccine in the light
smallest-feeblest-boggart: bemusedlybespectacled: followthebluebell: so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people but what if instead we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy “we left
ndiecity:ndiecity:I THOUGHT THIS PICTURE WAS LOST FOREVER AND I FELT LIKE NOBODY BELIEVED ME WHEN I TOLD THEM ABOUT IT BUT I REMEMBERED I HAVE PHOTOS BACKED UP AND I FOUND IT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOU WILL ALL SEE THE WHITE GIRL SAMPLE TEXT
smallest-feeblest-boggart: bemusedlybespectacled: followthebluebell: so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people but what if instead we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy “we left this
doomw32:sexhaver: someone should have told them there was weed in the school, maybe then they would kick down the door and start shooting like they’re being paid 40% of the city’s budget to Theyre kind of letting it slip that these enormous budgets
xaveria:noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”
gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article:…“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t have money in their account
unclefather: Salvation Army bell ringer: *rings bell in my face* would you like to donate to the salvation arm- me: *walking past them* I’m gay
slutfestival: These cunts were on my doorstep in no time after I told them I was having a get together with some friends. We pounded those filthy white cunts in to pure bliss.
endlesslusts: I told them to take it easy on my daughter. She was so young and not used to this. I was so proud of her, hearing her screaming, begging to be fucked harder, wanting more cock. She kept moaning that she wanted to be a naughty slut
hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
pettyrevenge: So today I overheard a group of french tourists making fun of a handicapped woman at the crosswalk. Although a majority of the people in this city cannot speak or understand french, I can. I told them I understood the language and welcomed
I didn’t understand why all my friends were so scandalized when I told them I wanted to become an aerobics instructor. Two weeks after starting the job I was getting my horny pussy filled with my students’ loads every single day, morning and night.
richwhitelesbian: i used to work at an ice cream thing and people would come in with DQ coupons and i was like “this isnt dairy queen” and theyd get mad and ask to talk to my manager who also told them it wasnt dairy queen
baddiebey: when the couple on house hunters chooses the house that you specifically told them not to choose
sereneblossoms: When your boss tells the customer the same thing you just told them.
mrtroxler: michael-reigns: when ya homegirl reading tf outta somebody and you just sitting watching like When the manager tells the customer the exact same thing you just told them
lucillesballs: all of the characters in the yugioh intro look like their parents told them to do something they dont want to do “take out the trash” “do the dishes” “clean your room” “do your homework”
wantpreg3some: fillmewithyourbaby: When I’d told them I was pregnant, I’d never seen any two people so excited. We all cried and kissed and made love to celebrate. They spent all weekend worshipping my body until I was literally begging for a
strapongirl: yourwifelovespegging: The guys hi-fived when the girls told them about the upcoming swap session. Little did they know what was in store. A great party for two very horny couples
thesame5songs: hranuspeaks: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive THIS IS MY FUCKING
nickthegeekbear: the-alphas-cub: sleepycub34: iverbz: worldofone: dailycoolfacts: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them @iverbz you may enjoy this I want to die literally all things I’ve heard before…IT Life
la-perlas: My big sisters caught me jerking off with their panties, so they taught me a lesson using one of their dildos. When they were done, I told them I was such a bad boy that they needed to ‘punish’ me some more.
holyshawarmabatman: so i have two little cousins one is 10 and the other is 7 and my aunt told them they could each say one cuss word and not get in trouble so the older one very politely says “damn” but the younger one stands up on the kitchen table,
txngnr: On Thanksgiving I told them I was an xxl but that I really didn’t want clothes for Christmas. And then i got this today. This is why you don’t give a growing fatty clothes for Christmas.
dadsfattener:Dad and uncle asked me to judge which one was bigger, but I told them that what really matters is which one can hold more. They got to it immediately, trying to out-fill the other.
best-of-funny: yourhogwartsletter: karenandthababes: can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that
yourhogwartsletter: karenandthababes: can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
guts-glory-ram: tiffistheshiz: unknownforeverx: LOL the last one Omg these made me lol You’re*** If you ever feel bad, just know there’s morons out there doing things, just ‘cause somebody told them too and they wanna be internet famous.
innocent-dan: I messaged my 1,000th follower and told them I’d do any request they wanted, this was the result.WebmGif hi resGif low resGfycat
