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tenaflyviper: shriekajika: “Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used
castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them
teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to
sluty-anal-wife: I have two of my coming over. I’m so excited. It’s been almost two weeks since the last time I was DP’d It feels like forever. I already told them that I want to be DP’d but I want them to both cum in my ass tonight.
myowndeliverance: someone on twitter tweeted mark hamill like “can you dm me and tell me if luke is bisexual” and he actually messaged them and told them that since luke’s sexuality is never addressed in canon, any reading of his sexuality makes
matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: So rather than telling them their wage gap nonsense is bullshit. She took the diplomatic approach and told them what they could do to shrink the imaginary gap. And they got pissed off about that too! Feminism is not interested
misskittykate: My friends on the cheerleading team didn’t believe me when I told them how good a fuck my brother was, so I invited him to the locker room after practice one day to show them
impregfetish: His friends all mocked him for becoming a yoga instructor. What they didn’t know was that after every class, he would pick out the hottest bimbo and ask her to stay behind. He always told them he would give them extra pointers. As he
bbcformyfamily: smaw01: The thugs wanted to rob me but I told them I’ll give them something better, eat better than my watch and phone.They would be getting my little sister.My sister wasn’t aware of this agreement and I doubt she would have accepted
incest-for-breakfast: My friends didn’t believe me when I told them I could make my little sister squirt… so I had to prove it to them
Paula - A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stamp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then
pluralizingapocalypse: automatonic-tawnybear: hiddles-n-downey: brainette: I gave both of my parents a picture with these people on it and told them to write their first reactions of them. This is what happened. foreheadman ENTREPRENEUR CANADIAN
My family asked about my boyfriend today and asked why I didn’t bring him. At first they didn’t believe me when I told them my boyfriend is Vietnamese because to them “I like black boys” lol. Hopefully next Christmas I’ll
sweetconsensualforcedsex: Laura and Monique were two close friends. They always went everywhere together, and so did when they met John. He told them he was bringing a friend so the four of them could go out. His friend didn’t appear at the bar
awgaskath: I hope you meet your favourite band member and take a really cute and dorky picture with them that has an amazing back story about how you told them how incredible they are and how their music helped you out and then how they hugged you and
jhenne-bean: blackcreaturefromthelagoon: i wonder how many other black girls’ mothers told them to handpick those little black rubberbands off the floor bc the vacuum couldnt get them up Present!
We had an incident at work today where three little boys were saying unwanted sexual things to a girl. Talking about touching her breasts and sticking their “things” in her. And I was so happy that my boss cussed them out and told them that
knerdy-knitter: scullysjournal: livesinalibrary: Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health. Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.
greencrook: greencrook: My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons. Three students sent me digimons I can’t
greencrook:greencrook: My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons. Three students sent me digimons I can’t
hiddles-n-downey: brainette: I gave both of my parents a picture with these people on it and told them to write their first reactions of them. This is what happened. foreheadman
goodgirlbadreputation: The guys on the next table asked if I had really just taken my panties off, I showed them and told them yes, my husband dared me to…then they wanted to play truth or dare…lol
commanderspock: nefepants | spacedrinks:HOLY SHIT THIS IS HUGEBasically they got three robots, told them that two of them were given “dumbing pills”, and they asked one which pill it was given.The robot of course wasn’t sure if it had or hadn’t
stophawkeytime: dutchster: do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned my twin cousins used to argue about this all the time, until their mom told them “you assholes were both unplanned, shut up”, they havent said a word since
womenrapingmen: Apparently, my husband has been seeing escorts on the side. I found some strange phone numbers in his cell phone. I was a little pissed off. So I called a couple of escorts myself and invited them over. I told them to bring toys. It was
runners-stuff:Ruth and her two daughters were on holiday in the middle of the woods in a cottage.It was night time and the ladies were enjoying a glass of wine, when a man snuck in a held a gun at them,he told them to back up against the wall.He pulled
makesmydickhard: To get them to get nude, I told them I would only use the body paint on their chests.
di-laurentisqueen: ♡ favourite people: melanie martinez Maybe if I knew all of them well, I wouldn’t have been trapped inside this hell that holds me. Maybe if I cast another spell and told them that decorations were in pastel ribbons. Maybe it’s
I’m not slut shaming anyone out there because we all view life differently but I take pride that not a lot of people have got to just fuck me. I stood my ground and said no. I asked them to prove themselves worthy. I told them they needed to change
ambershoneys: Got home from the campus, so many frat guys checking me out. I posed for some pictures and let a few rub my slutty wet cunt. Lots of teasing and left them wanting more. I told them to get a few more and stop over. My cunt was so fucking
pauladeenandporn: when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
peeves-the-poltergeists-sidekick: Paula - A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stamp on it and really mess
lances63: My mom and my aunt terry asked me who is more attractive. In told them it is tough to say. We need to do more research for me to really give them a definitive answer.
shikajika: “Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used that limited scope an an
Riley invited Mr. Crude for a visit. When he arrived, she introduced him to two of her friends from work.“They didn’t believe me when I told them how good you are, so I invited them to come over for a sample. I hope you don’t mind,” Riley said. “I’ll
