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dsgistnt: Which One is True?a) He left me like this before the maid came over to clean the house.b) He purposefully sent this pic to his buddies, but told them it was an accident.c) He posted this pic w/ an ad on Backpaged) He left, then came back and
becausebirds: Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip.
angrybeardedbastard: kawaiijetty: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them Yup I feel this deeply
tatennant-ismybrotp: roesinthetardis: There’s so much that I have told youbut it’s all in my headAsk me anything you want to‘cause the answer is yes Image sources [ x ] [ x ] my perfect otp
prophecy0922: gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article:…“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t have money in
somebody asked me today how my day was going, and I told them that it was going fine, i just wished I was deadand they wanted to know how the day could be going fine and yet i still wished for death.like the two are mutually exclusive or something
familyguy-us: pedobear-master: JB [+18] Hi Dad, I hope you don’t mind me having some friends over for your card game tonight. I already told them how we dress and how we serve you and your brothers. They are so excited to begin….hehe
theruleset: When I told them to lie on the bed, they said “This better not be butt bongos 2!″ The insolence in kids these days. (daisy | doe | ruby) (starring @bbykittentoes, @floatycrownythingz, and @erotic-nonfiction. camerawork by @black-operations.
stepdadsson: My step dad had some of his friends over to watch me suck him off. After he came in my mouth he told them to use me well.
shinymaplesquid: shinymaplesquid: I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours” #welcometocanada I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe UPDATE:I told them
fraternityrow: coach always told them it was easier to work together :)
itssamnotsammi: my favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you
stop-the-cheese-man: This is a photo of Pannacotta Fugo. For 16 years he has had to live with holes in all of his clothing. When approached by his friends he told them it was “fashion”, but this poor man will barely survive the winters to come with
my friends and I used to throw these at eachother in our 6th grade classes
Why the fuck is tumblr giving me local conservative ads about defeating woke liberals and stopping critical race theory from being taught in schools? @staff or whoever responsible what the fuck!!!
krager-vises:tinyfoxpup:hranuspeaks:fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive@spilt-milkI feel
theboywhoflydragons:“Nick, stop it.” “Can’t you’re really fluffy.” - Anybody ever told them to never flirt on the job? Because somebody should. And that somebody should be no one. ________________________________________________________________
clophalla: zestuali: engimemeing: the verse just makes this better though Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?” “Most people rejected his message, they hated Jesus because he told them the truth” This
When your friends start liking something you told them about months ago.
qunctuation: The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib. The Breakfast Club (1985)
thewordwielder replied to your post: That person that did all that transphobic bullshit… weird, weird. the transphobia soothes them??? I’m just like… pretty much all of this chapter was a no fun zone. I’m so confused.
dealyndus: thentheysaidburnher: datarep: Age that women first noticed men were looking at them sexually by Teelo888 Girls don’t get childhood. They get girlhood. Because I don’t want to see any comments after this reblog on how it’s perfectly
isobelstevenz: a few of my favourite things ☆ (23/50) female characters: julie taylor do you really wanna know my opinion? my opinion is that when you told me we were gonna move to dillon, i seriously wanted to vomit. and my opinion when we got here
couple-living-a-fantasy: So my wife and I along with my best friend had a few drinks while he was over hanging out which led to flirting, which then led to groping and grinding which ultimately led to fucking. During our threesome, I told them I wanted
brightindie: My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you
opposite-of-a-problem: haurukoh: My Egyptian friend with his toyboy in Cairo. The link has broken so therefore many of my fans have dropped me messages asking me to repost it. So here you are. Btw my friends were shocked when I told them that their
newenglandbro: The kind of guys that have never had a condom on their 8 inch cut dicks in their lives. Alphas that only want to fuck raw and they are hot enough to get what they want. No girl has ever told them no. She doesn’t even question it when
cumboyintn: I knew it would happen eventually. As soon as my horn dog friends found out my handsome boyfriend told them he used to work in a travelling circus they would all want to get to know him. Too many gay fantasies. When Allen found out that
claraccoon: So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line
tricias-captions: With my sister Paula’s fiancee’s family coming over to meet our family, my sister put me in my frilliest dress. “I told them that I had only sisters,” Paula said.
theruleset: When I told them to lie on the bed, they said “This better not be butt bongos 2!″ The insolence in kids these days. (daisy | doe | ruby)(starring @bbykittentoes, @floatycrownythingz, and @erotic-nonfiction. camerawork by @black-operations.
masterlovehurts: A year before, one of The Elite had told them that they had to masturbate side-by-side with their legs touching until they both came at least three times a day.“You know, it was pretty embarrassing at first, but I think we’re way
siennalivesfree: I know it’s a little late, but I’m rewinding a few turns to begin my story. I had been working as an Alarm Installer & was transitioning on the job. Before I was rehired with this company, I had told them about my plans
buzzfeed: Everything would’ve been fine if Walter White had just hung out and told some really bad chemistry jokes.
fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them
phalasophy: khadds: Stay away from people who use what you’ve told them in private against you. Stay away from people who use you in private and don’t claim you in public.
arctic-hands: jcgreen72: claraccoon: So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they
lux-i-fer: dailytomellis: Well, luckily this girl gives me hope.At least one of my former lovers might be willing to kill for me. I firmly believe the Lucifer writers gave the cast a camera and told them to go take a shit ton of pictures for this girl’s
aminimatcha: my fiance has a degree in biotechnology and cytogenetics and worked at bed bath and beyond and older people would always ask him, “so did you go to college?” and when he said yes and told them his degree they would say, “wow!! then
schmergo: scopesandskullties: schmergo: Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God Explain Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat
abscidium:please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what is
:sensicalabsurdities::::aziraphale & crowley, in heaven/hell, during a meeting, wishing they were on earth with each other:gabriel: then we told them we were looking for pornography. and they believed us!angels: lmfao humans are so stupid aziraphale,
divinityslut: last night my partner came bc i told them how cute they were, which was, lets be real, extremely fucking cute
nukenai: I knew I would love Eoleo but omFG “I’m not doing anything a rock tells me to.” PFFTTTTTTT It’s funny because the originals they were all because of what a rock told them to do teehee
queergh0st: zachthemermaid: reading this feels like what pooping in your pants feels like honestly every time a high school student does something cringe-worthy i’m always stumped, like, who told them this was a good ideaseventeen magazineseventeen
“I was 24, and I lied, I told them I was 27 … When I look at myself in, say, the pilot, I am so green. Simultaneous to [Scully] being so green. It’s a greenness that, ‘cause it’s so organic, you don’t necessarily—usually when people
baddiebey: when the couple on house hunters chooses the house that you specifically told them not to choose
y’know, it kind of surprised me to find out that Steven finds out Lion can walk on water and make portals, visits a magical Gem cave full of all sorts of Gem stuff, and then pulls an enormous pink sword out of Lion’s head all in the same day but never
So my grandma used to always tell this story from when she, her sister, and her brother were kids. I don’t 100% know if the story was completely true, although I suspect it is based on how mad my great uncle would get whatever she told it, haha.So when
voodoo-fondue: hf748get9wihq: if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
2fuckinghot: haurukoh:My Egyptian friend with his toyboy in Cairo. The link has broken so therefore many of my fans have dropped me messages asking me to repost it. So here you are. Btw my friends were shocked when I told them that their clip got more
polyglot88: haurukoh: My Egyptian friend with his toyboy in Cairo. The link has broken so therefore many of my fans have dropped me messages asking me to repost it. So here you are. Btw my friends were shocked when I told them that their clip got more
hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
holyshawarmabatman: so i have two little cousins one is 10 and the other is 7 and my aunt told them they could each say one cuss word and not get in trouble so the older one very politely says “damn” but the younger one stands up on the kitchen table,
freeporntubemovies: confessionsofasizequeen: “Honey, I brought home a couple girls I met at pure barre class. I was a little off in class today and I told them I was just sore from your fat GIANT cock, but they didn’t believe me when I explained
sereneblossoms: When your boss tells the customer the same thing you just told them.
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