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fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them
couple-living-a-fantasy: So my wife and I along with my best friend had a few drinks while he was over hanging out which led to flirting, which then led to groping and grinding which ultimately led to fucking. During our threesome, I told them I wanted
aubgasm: lmfaooo I told them not to say the word #youngsavages
coordinatebraintomouth: Today I let one of the girls at my internship paint my nails. A few girls exclaimed, “that’s weird!” and one boy timidly asked, “are you actually letting her paint your nails?” I told them that boys are allowed to paint
van-helsa124: Today one of my dad’s friends asked me if I could sing. When I told them no they said that I probably had the voice of an angel and I couldn’t stop laughing because…
pinkperv: drvalkyrie: pupmutt: Please watch this I SAW THIS EPISODE AS A KID AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I TOLD THEM ABOUT IT. HIS FACE
marxistbarbie: i’m a member of the student cinema committee at uni and i work the desk selling tickets + the week we were showing american sniper every time someone asked for it i told them it was sold out and did they wanna watch selma instead and
astra-lux:Mine and @officialcasnovak’s silly string cockles op. They were so overjoyed when we told them what the op was and kept spraying us and each other long after the op was over. One of my favorite ops ever XD
ilikethatnoise: toomuchperfume: livenudegirl: reallifeishorror: thedeathmerchant: My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place. This is the lucky tall Betsy.Reblog
trebestsex-analo: Follow follow for more action i told them daddy was out and would,nt be back for hours they insisted on waiting for him
female-orgasm-denial: As he tied the final knot he told them both, ‘Whoever cums first will be put in a denial belt for the next 12 months. The remote controlled vibrators it keeps in your cunt and against your clit will be able to edge you endlessly
cumlovinjj: I told them I just wanna sleep, but the dick came out… What else was I gonna do?
actionbuddy: “I told them they were askin’ for trouble, when they ordered the ‘Double-Whopper’... But did they listen to me?… No!”
landofrosesandfire: stop-saying-no: Disney finally has a message for the parents: if you don’t nurture your childrens gifts they’ll think they’re freaks, isolate themselves and freeze your entire kingdom Also, the trolls told them to teach her
When your friends start liking something you told them about months ago.
macheteandpython: Abraham Ford in every episode - No Sanctuary They seemed nice enough, but I was ready to go. We just got here, but, damn, it was time to go. When I told them about DC, a wink and a nod from the head asshole in charge, they pulled
mylustandwant: I invited your friends over, and told them they could have you any way they want you.
polyglot88: haurukoh: My Egyptian friend with his toyboy in Cairo. The link has broken so therefore many of my fans have dropped me messages asking me to repost it. So here you are. Btw my friends were shocked when I told them that their clip got more
flipstache: Later, hater Just to clarify, he’s going: “weeesssssstttt” because Flapjack and Knuckles are trying to find Candied Island even though Bubby told them not to. Anyways. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
nonsenseipourmysouln2: REMEMBER THE INTERVIEWER BASICALLY TOLD THEM TO BE MORE SERIOUS AND LOUIS SASSED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
loverofincest: My older Brother’s treat me like a slut. I told them too.
elegantdirtyporn: After he blindfolded her, he opened the door and let in all the men he had met in the lobby of the hotel and told them to silently ravishing her with their mouths, hands and cocks.
kimoida: idk a lot of this is probably obvious, but no one told me so…
ayejiahchillout: astoldbylloyd: gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article:…“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t
abscidium: please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what is
jackiefucher: The Continuing Sage of Bunny (formally Bruce)Bunny (formally Bruce) had completed her transformation to a complete sissy fucktoy. She had gladly called her old job and told them to stick her old job where she now loved having things stuck
desecratedproperty: I’m throwing a party tonight and my boys and I have a bit of a wager going. You see… they think they can overfill the urinal. I told them there was no way that would happen with you on the other end and that it was easy money.
girthyencounters: Over drinks one night, the girls got into a discussion about everyone’s idea of what the term “well fucked” meant. To one it meant DEEP by a long cock. To others it meant for an extended time or multiple times. Lori told them
ask-ickle-mod: jestre: castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread
yiffvore: if someones pronouns are it/its you are obligated to use them and if not youre being transphobic for misgendering it and not respecting its pronouns it absolutely does not matter if it makes you uncomfortable because other peoples pronouns
sirartwork: becausebirds: Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip. reblog for noises
nowlookherebuddy: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them @calleo
asarlaithe:please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what is
lostformostofthiislife: “By the way, red and grey is not the new fucking black, not the new black. Pink is, like I told them.”
baddiebey: when the couple on house hunters chooses the house that you specifically told them not to choose
curledtalons: @ppl who get embarrassed bc they responded “you too” to a server who told them to enjoy their meal: if your first instinct is to be polite & friendly even when you’re not necessarily paying attention you have nothing to b embarrassed
sincerely-mason: hranuspeaks: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive OMG! This is
0ldperv: suckingondaddy: Daddy riding Baby’s cunny while she looks in the camera Daddys recording/live view so her little boyfriends know daddy owns it. And so his friends know he was telling the truth when her told them he fucked his own daughter
begformypleasure: It’s their favorite channel, because I told them. Of course.
riseafterfalling: I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.
dom-wolfy: When your Little tries to go do that thing you just told them not to do.
Someone asked what I was getting for Valentine’s day and I told them I already got it when I met @thedoghouse09. My Daddy is the best ever and all I want today is tons of cuddles
veryharam:You know when girls look at their phone then look up while smiling mad hard like they man just told them he gonna eat her ass when she gets home yas I love seeing girls like that
mrtroxler: michael-reigns: when ya homegirl reading tf outta somebody and you just sitting watching like When the manager tells the customer the exact same thing you just told them
I feel like the devil…The girls I’m babysitting are both crying and hugging each other in the other room cause their mum told them no dessert or iPads on weeknights 😭😭😭
hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
sir-sherlock-of-the-tardis: spacelessity: 2 reasons Fall Out Boy is incredible. 1) When their label told them to shorten the titles of their songs, they did… by taking out all of the vowels and shortening a song title to “Thnks fr th Mmrs.” 2)
holyshawarmabatman: so i have two little cousins one is 10 and the other is 7 and my aunt told them they could each say one cuss word and not get in trouble so the older one very politely says “damn” but the younger one stands up on the kitchen table,
dantes-workshop: dom-wolfy: When your Little tries to go do that thing you just told them not to do. “No.”*does it any way*“No you don’t, get back here.” *innocent whistling as i do the thing* *Glares at me* *i pout back and grin, while
My mom and her boyfriend wanted to buy me a 64gb iphone4s but i told them no, i want an macbook air instead.
forever90s: “The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib.” The Breakfast Club (1985)
fuckyeahlaughters: shavingryansprivates: remember when colonists moved to america to escape religious prosecution and then 300 years later started prosecuting people because their religion told them to
spacelessity: 2 reasons Fall Out Boy is incredible. 1) When their label told them to shorten the titles of their songs, they did… by taking out all of the vowels and shortening a song title to “Thnks fr th Mmrs.” 2) They have a song titled “Our
geothebio: geothebio: a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small
