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“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“Let’s REALLY make people talk.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
Submitted by landseaandair: I’d believe in you any time… (okay you can’t say I didn’t try but really I’m just here to spread these posters if that’s alright >< ) #BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK SPREAD THE WORD. DOWNLOAD
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
The best of Sherlock Holmes’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”
“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime scenes, if you deduce my meaning.”
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
“I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’”
“I would shave for you.”
“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden shower from me.”
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”
“Loving you could never be human error.”
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“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order to penetrate me.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”
“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.â€
“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.â€
“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Crap telly and chill?â€
“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.â€
