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“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug from me.”
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.â€
“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re around.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I’m your biggest fan-derson.â€
“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“Baby got Reichen-back.â€
“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?â€
“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.â€
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.â€
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.â€
“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special outfits, but I’ll make an exception for you in the bedroom.â€
“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.â€
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“Forget literary criticism by means of satire. I won’t be talking because my mouth will be preoccupied.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.â€
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.â€
“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier than a brother with a green ladder.â€
“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.â€
“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.â€
“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”
“You can call me Giles if I can call you mine.”
“You make me even more incredibly happy than killing human beings does.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me, but I’d love to make you my Borgia girl.”
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
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