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“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure my addiction to you.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.â€
“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.â€
“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.â€
“People don’t really go to Heaven when they die. They’re taken to a special room and burned. When they actually go to Heaven is when they see your face.â€
“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.â€
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.â€
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”
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sherlock-seattle: POSTCARDS FOR SHERLOCK SEATTLE! We’re still waiting on postcards from Inchells and Ireallyshouldbedrawing, but we thought we would let you all know that we are going to bring back Reapersun’s awesome postcard art from last year
Sherlock/John - Concerto, Symphony and Solitary Addiction (by Caterrificglitz) Original Chinese Video Here You know it’s coming. John’s going to marry Mary, leave Baker Street, leave Sherlock.
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