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“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your side.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Credit to geothebio for the doodle.
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.” Submitted by deeppuddles.
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and didn’t return for three years.”
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“I heard you lost your job fantasizing about me coming back to life… Don’t worry, I’ve got a different kind of ‘job’ you can do.”
“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn preference.”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“john do you think it’s odd-” “what’s odd? the madman who says he’s a time traveler and has conversations with you through videos? quantum locked ancient monsters that turn to stone when seen? wibbly wobbly timey wimey?
okay tumblr, new episode watched (and fyi AGoS so you don’t have to spoilermark those requests either anymore) it’s still kinda congealing in my head; some things i loved and some things, not so much, but that was expected i still feel like
this is pretty much exactly how the scene went right things got kind of hazy when boobs desperatelyseekingrussianlit: Anything with John being jealous of Irene. undesirable-number1: Anything having to do with John being jealous of Irene? thelonge
what if i just redraw all the scenes in ASiB but with jawn constantly cockblocking irene that wouldn’t be obsessive would it also i was watching this scene again and thought it was kinda dumb of john to just get in the mystery car without actually
just one last thing to hang onto
in case you ever wondered what a thousand buttons MADE BY HAND looks like I HATE YOU ALL I JUST WANT TO DRAW no i’m sorry i don’t mean it tumblr baby i’m just tired everyone who has paid for their orders up until this moment, your button
i would try to have john say something funnier but i basically had NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT ANYONE WAS SAYING for like 82% of that movie crazylipgloss: I found this lovely picture of John in his army outfit, and was wondering if you’d be interested
my week this week: >so much work to do >draw chameleon fanart instead
i had a dream that i was watching supernatural but in the dream they put the word “super” in front of everything “hey superDean, are you ready to fight the superdemon” “dude it’s superdangerous we gotta be supercareful&
uhoh time for another stupid crossover i rewatched the office recently and oh god tim i just want to hold you and buy you shoes and BONUS COCKS ps reminder that requests are NOT open; i’m still filling some old ones but they’re so buried
i held your name inside my mouth through all the days of wandering someone sent me this song in a request awhile ago and i pretty much have listened to it every day since thank you whoever you are
someone was asking me how i paint so i tried to make a progress thingy i don’t know if this is even helpful (high res)
the booklet from Bay Area Sherlockians Minicon! i have a buncha extra copies so if anyone wants to buy one, they’re here: http://reapersun.storenvy.com/products/408552-bay-area-sherlockian-minicon-booklet it’s basically a mini art book with
page 18 next>> it was really cute seeing people read this at the cons, they’d get to the previous page and be like “are they gonna make out?!” all excited then they’d go two more pages and get slightly uncomfortable
~softly~ ———————————- (so some of you guys might remember how i really wanted the frankenstein poster from this giveaway) (well long story short eialyne won it, and decided to trade it
i just really really wanted to draw this after reading this vampire au fic –> Stranger at the Gate it’s explicit johnlock but it’s not… really a porn fic?? this au is really rich and the lore is really interesting actually
areyoutryingtodeduceme: Oh did I mention the painting I’m working on is a collab with one of my favorite artists? TwT nnnghhh the painting looks so gooood, so excited to see this when it’s done
updated header and adjusted my blog name yiss :B to the person who suggested the name change, I CAN’T REMEMBER YOUR USERNAME I’M SORRY BUT I GIVE YOU CREDIT
wanted to draw more angst suddenly
okay i was seriously going to just spend fifteen minutes carving underwear and call it a day but then i combined some of the suggestions and spent four hours on it instead yes this took me four hours carving pumpkins is actually really hard okay
HERE IS THE FIVE HOURS WORTH OF BUTTONS I DREW LAST NIGHT NGHH these are all custom and will only be made into actual buttons for the winners who requested them the prompts from left to right: mymphr: Johnlock hugs? xinspiralx: flustered John and smug/fli
to be honest fawnlock isn’t really my bag but i also think people can draw whatever they fucking want
A button design I did awhile ago for a thing and never used lolol I’m contributing a bunch of these to the Sir-Boast-a-lot Kickstarter! Which only has 8 days left on it btw!
HAHA GUESS WHAT THE SECOND BOOK IS (if the printer doesn’t immediately throw it down and yell NOPE) 32 pages color, smaller format, not exactly SFW but not 18 either (I left out all the really explicit ones sorry I don’t wanna have to check
Page 00 Next ——————————————————————— OKAY SO Finally gonna post a little about this. Awhile ago I decided to draw
jawshuahvooh: The science of deduction! Greatest thing known to mankind.
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My response to Mr Cumberbatch's interview remarks in "Out" about fic
Since some people were asking, here is the list of stag night fics that were sent to me (and one I found elsewhere). Contains season 3 spoilers and pretty much 100% angst. The Stag Night by justbebenaddicted I Don’t Mind by Red Pants Purple Shirt
wearyvoices: If the rest of his family’s dead, how long do you expect to survive?
mycroftgetoffmysheet: watsonsdick: dialupmodem: quick have sex with me i’ll explain later and the best usage of reversed giffing goes to
sherlock's emotional hair
stuhiddlesarmitagepunkgates: jlmlock: okay but mrs hudson and jim moriarty would literally be best fucking friends like imagine them speeding 30 miles over the limit listening to “let the bodies hit the floor” on full volume, hitting mailboxes on
storybookvisitor: Had to do it Wasn’t wearing my glasses. Thought it was my favorite Lannister.
I THINK I FOUND THE GIFS OF MY LIFE THANKS TO THE PERSON WHO MADE THEM
sherlock-hannibal: Will Graham is Hannibal’s pressure point. Is he?
sherlock-marple: 愛おしい場所 | ひのた [pixiv]
just be true to who you are