the food
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find the food on porn pin board
the food clips
the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes
seaofdreams: tbh if i was given the chance i’d trade my uterus for a bag of Doritos and a cool looking rock
xmasqueradeangelx: otomesass: This is the spoopy content you need on your dash This is so precious I can’t even…
ponytail-pearl: uberfag: is that a tortilla no its the moon
lymphonodge: todays the day
memeufacturing: xxmarriage-iguanaxx: memeufacturing: trigger jokes are so cheap. today i said “ew” at a banana on the ground and some annoying girl in our friend group who was standing like 10 meters away was immediately like “TRIGGERED!!!”.
newtgender: ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted
stanchez-sloppy-seconds: Anonymous said: Could you maybe write something with the smiths and pines families for #26(thanksgiving) I wasn’t really sure what to write so I opted for illustrating this prompt instead. Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow
supercasualmegagrump: lovelyrhink: i love them so much Arin’s attempt at an unamused face and Dan’s laugh is what gets me up in the morning
the-rarity-of-truth: She is a gift
viridian-sun: jeza-red: danbrownish: Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote: Wow, at least I can place US on the map;] #look there’s a trick here #you just need to remember who hates each other #they’re
The Tousled Lioness
radioactiveferret: mllesouthernbelle: thatsthat24: NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO!! In this one, I delve into my own identity and the questions many people have about their own identity!! I had a lot of fun with this one and I hope you all enjoy it!! This message
thelilnan: tis the season
bpdgenji: tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you cant bring yourself to do anything to stop it
hellyeahthomassanders: Narrating People’s Lives: On the Town! ✨ by Thomas Sanders
breelandwalker: comrademugsy: I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening
The problem is less that autistic people aren’t speaking, and much more that non-autistic people won’t stop.
dragonlex: windforge: twerkingyaowang: dogs are so good Wtf this is adorable The whole video is cute and I will provide it for all to see.
stardewvalleybro: The two little potatoes over here were asked to be drawn
trevenant: nateural: rochejii: My friend’s snapchat makes me want to throw my phone out the window That’s only 9 carrots. You ever tried to hold 14 goddamn full size carrots in one hand
byrdierose: bruhita: how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down He’s our new president
thomas-sanders-with-vine: Life with the Crystal Gems is Tough ⭐️
rainydays-stardew: misterlawyerdude: My mom made me a lil Stardew Valle cake 💞My birthday was the 25th but that’s okay.Also sorry for shitty quality. this is so cute
samalsoblogs: riverselkie: i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle
toteslegitfoxnews: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, UNMUTE THIS!
90svigilante: arandomthot: Find someone who looks at you the way Rick Ross looks at Wale’s turkey 😭😭😭😭
dessertstims: strawberriglitter: Creamy Mascarpone Tiramisu topped with Cake Soil The first gif is such a realistic potted plant.. I was concerned.
cockyhorror: I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this
rabbiteclair: nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack
The “I Probably Shouldn’t Have Pets” Starter Pack
cenquetzacoatl: gaytotodile: This is an actual tweet by dennys hang on uhh dennys what are you playing I– –Denny’s just made me question my own objective existence while casually hinting the inner workings of Tumblr user dennys
sukoshinya: reblog and put your zodiac sign + what sauce you use for your chicken nuggets in the tags
vimeddiart: Going to the supermarket together and being MANLY AF.Also:
playstation: Everyone could use a friend like Trico. The Last Guardian launches December 6, only on PS4.
thetrippytrip: save! the! bees!
tastefullyoffensive: Looks pretty good, tbh. (via the_cat_downvoter)
gwendolynroselives: emoprincezuko: tag urself im ‘queen of fart’ “never one night stand she’ll cut my dick throwing into the river” 💜
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