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siddharthasmama:Myth: women of color, particularly black women, abuse the system and are “welfare queens”.Reality: white women/families are the biggest recipient group and are also more likely to abuse the service and commit fraud.
the-shy-fa: savordance-lifesupport: soulfullynostalgic: kingjaffejoffer: sugarmacaron: ur-not-my-average-taco: yourfavoritekylie: queenstravelingdarling: the-movemnt: Gordon Ramsay compared Indian breakfast to prison food — and Twitter came
dorkly: The Chocolate-y Eye of Sauron “You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey.”
dorkly: Valentines For The True Loves of Your Life Click through to Dorkly.com and see our handwritten secret messages for each card. I’d add porn, food and liquor to the list.
ferveurfemme: note-a-bear: Dear Queens, Why is there a sweet potato on the platform? That’s just the traditional Queens subway sweet potato.
ewelock: “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. But, sad or merry, I must leave it now. Farewell.” -Thorin Oakenshield, The Hobbit
oeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual
ilovecephalopods: jtotheizzoe: wnycradiolab: Educational pancakes. I’m impressed not only by the skill and creativity involved here, but also by the self-control it must require to not just eat all of them immediately. SO FUCKING KICKASS
vertigoats: broodparasite: cobrall:flipflopperman:some gems from The Room’s scriptinsurmountableking homosocialite (with the sigh)
galacticjonah: we left behind rubble and smoke. im miserable, so nothing’s better than some vent art about miserable moments: the dark in all the boys’ past.
slipstreamborne: The people of this town died all the same, and you fed them their death.
The refugees that have arrived in Finland have been protesting because of the FOOD that they’re given. *facepalms* I can understand this to a certain point - allergies and such, but that’s something they’d need to tell to the authorities handling
The Bottom-Feeder at the Top of the Food Chain
asapscience: Scientists discover a simple way to cook rice that could halve the calories by Fiona Macdonald of ScienceAlert Rice is a mainstay of dozens of different cuisines around the world, and pretty much the fuel that keeps uni students alive
nicolodigenovas:hesnotmy:nicelytousled:nicolodigenovas:I don’t know why, this is how I imagine Nicky when he realises the group has met Nile for 15 minutes, a few hours counting the kidnapping and plane ride, and they still haven’t given her food:
twerktuesday: twerktuesday: The only valentine I need I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet
pleuvoire: tag your opinion, chocolate combo opinion. list in the tags how you feel about the combination of chocolate and….. mint orange strawberry raspberry peanut butter
mydrunkkitchen: buzzfeed: buzzfeedfood: Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas. Dang. BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???
thebestpersonherelovesbucky: reedwulf: seelseelbananapeel: fierybluebeacon: I accidentally created the most soothing drink in the world after trying to recreate the hot honey drink in Ponyo! I guarantee it will remove all stress and troubles, I’ve
starcake13: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: blainesbedroom: diamondintherough96: pudding-is-the-new-fondue: just-a-cardboard-box: a-very-not-royal-prince:
sweetgreen: The Winter Olympics are here! To celebrate, we wanted to showcase traditional salads found across the globe. Just as favorite sweetflow toppings vary by state, signature salads differ throughout the world. So take a look and support your
creamerandjuice: This is hands down the best sushi and sashimi place I have ever gone too! Bougie too haha. I got the Trust Me menu (pictured in order from arrival) and substituted the Toro Roll (since I just don’t do fishy belly raw) with another
heyitspj: heyitspj: your hometown + the last food you ate is your cryptid name for example: i am the manhattan cheerio
suckmymara: suckmymara: my favorite vine in the world is this Japanese one where a dude is trying to wake up his cat, so he gets more and more aggressive with how he’s saying “wake up” and then he says there’s food and there’s still no response,
geolu: Been doing some of the Haikyuu_69min prompts on my twitter. Sugawara is my favorite character, obviously. 8) These are the “Harry Potter AU”,“mahou shoujo”, and “Dessert” prompts.
the-crash-bringing-slasher: adorkable-disney: dreamsdisney: mickeysphilharmagic: i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life the life of a Disney Cast Member. True story. This is what working in retail or the food service industry
urbanveganstudent: jessitheyogi: Cinnamon baked pears stuffed w/ granola 🍐✨ Honestly can’t even explain how amazing these taste. Been feeling festive for fall lately! 🍂💃🏽 // Cut pears in half (the softer the better) hallow out the stems
ramblingvegans: We had breakfast at Riverwest Co-Op Cafe the other morning & were happy that both of their specials sounded terrific. Since neither of us could decide which one we wanted, we ended up sharing them. On the top is the Southern Poverty
food for thought:
lightspeedsound: so on one hand we have a Muslim father who is apologizing for the crimes of his son against LGBT people and saying how his son’s actions were motivated by hatred and wants to “apologize for the entire thing.” And on the other
The Mystery Of The Unknown Universe
I just got overwhelmingly sad hearing the theme to Bob’s Burgers??? What the fuck??? That’s my favorite show why the fuck did I get sad
capricorn-twilight: Is nobody going to acknowledge the Chinese rip-off version of The Amazing World of Gumball? It’s called “Miracle Star” but it’s literally a photoshopped Gumball Like it’s the exact same animation style albeit at a worse
thatsthat24: ballisticballgowns: thomassandersfandersblog: A Night of True Love 💖 This is it. the greatest thing I have ever seen “Flowers of the brightest hue,The finest sweets will only do,No demand is out of hand,I’d do it all for… me.”
bumbakvetch: ycontuespiritu: freexcitizen: memewhore: Truly on a higher plane than the rest of us. I want to kick the shit out of the person who posted this what’s this say? I can’t read
uvsunglassesfordogs: got discharged from the army cause i wouldn’t stop doing reviews of the ready-to-eat ration packs for my youtube channel while we were taking fire out in the field
orteil42: nuclear-waste-aerobics: “Stu, what are you doing?” “Clicking cookies.” “It’s four o’ clock in the morning; why on earth are you clicking cookies?” “Because I’ve lost control of my life.” the little grandmas on the counter
shslbabealicious: cosmic-hart: harrisonfords: thediyguy: The Naco, serves 5-6 Remember in Kim Possible how Ron, Kim, Monique, and Rufus would hang out at Bueno Nacho and Ron would make himself the Naco? It’s the combination of a taco and nachos.
i-wear-the-cheese: demigodsavvy: “Your art isn’t valued by the number of notes you get” okay but. If you spent 6 hours baking a cake for a party, but no one at the party eats your cake, it’s still disappointing. This articulates something about
bnq: furbearingbrick: pictured: me don’t forget the chaser:
cheinsaw: cheinsaw: black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats the void is loud and wants chicken
scarletthedork: Hi I did a couple doodles the other night just to try to get back into the swing of things a bit more. I might clean and color these eventually. Please do not repost or remove the caption.
infinitecrime: tastefullyoffensive: I’m lovin it. This post fails to include the entire context and point of this stunt, which was to protest the lack of Asian representation in US media and advertising. And the legit HEIST including fake McDonalds
the-mind-of-a-fangirl: fancylatte: krnjesus: im-just-here-for-the-food: this shit is intense as fuck im dying The second one tho brb laughing like a dying walrus.
peachringsandshinythings: tashabilities: lickystickypickyshe: The Cheese and Burger Society is a a webpage created by the Wisconsin milk marketing board to promote the cheese from Wisconsin, which features pictures and recipes of 40 different gorgeous
redefiningfood: If you have one healthy recipe you could take with you to the ends of the earth, make sure it’s this one: Baked Salmon with celery, ginger and fennel (5 minute prep) The french have been doing it for a long time, and it’s about time
