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The Angry Whore Lobster Vore 2! - http://clips4sale.com/47000/11203825 – It’s time to seek revenge on some cheating, evil men by turning them into lobsters once again! I have two nice, fat Maine live lobsters in my bag on the table. Using
My foie gras “welcome back” celebration. Course 1: Straight up foie gras and foie gras brûlée via Little Door. Paired with Caymus, of course. Why skimp in the face of tortured animal liver fit for the gods. #Foiegras #foodporn #foodie #LosAnge
The boy has a healthy appetite (Road Train Burger and fries at the Nindigully Pub, Queensland, Australia)
The cunts will soon learn that food is a privilege, and disobedience is severely punished.
theprophetspeaks: foxxxyleon: carameliceblendlover: lovelywho: ummm it really is… omgosh that erks me! >.< *Tingling *Irks Well the easiest way to fix it would be to just eat all the cookies. Someone get me those cookies. I need to fix
Today for lunch I made basil/parmesan fries with a fried egg/fried onion/Swiss cheese burger. For the burgers I used 2 pounds of 80% ground beef (nice beef) plus 2/3 cup water, salt and pepper. Made the patties and cooked ten minutes each side. SO good.
the-city-wall-atnight: Always food on We Heart It.
we-the-dreamers: I love Dwight. :-]
chaambler: how did someone exert the effort required to produce these photos without having first had the coffee
That awkward moment when you tell people where you'r from and they automatically assume you live in some hut, have lions as pets and go hunting for food in the jungle.
The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like the food, but you have to pretend to like it..
thedailywhat: Life-Altering Pizza Grilling Accessory of the Day: Transform your trusty Weber One-Touch into a pizza maker worthy of [enter your favorite pizza joint here] with the KettlePizza pizza oven sleeve. Imagine cooking real wood-fired pizza
juliaandlibby: Apple Cider Vinegar Apple Cider Vinegar has been around for 10,000’s of years. Hippocrates, the ancient Greek physician and “Father of Modern Medicine,” believed in the healing properties of vinegar and Japanese Samurai Warriors
The gf made me breakfast for the road. Keeper? I think so
mother always knows the how to find the key to unlock my heart ❤ SPAGHETTI
The Powerpuff Girls are on Instagram!
When someone starts a sentence with “Ok, so…”, I immediately think they said “queso”, things get blurry, and the rest of the conversation is pretty much irrelevant.
Theres a restaurant in Wisconsin that encourages dessert first and I’m about that life
the-shy-fa: Dang the food posts are really bringing out my feedee side tonight. Wish I had a tray of these about now…. ^^ Ugh, cookie bars, oh man, what I wouldn’t do for cookie bars right now
ithotyouknew2: reaperneeshy: theprojectsprodigy: Oh yeahhhh baby we liveee These 2 are literal fucking embodiments of chaos I love them “I didn’t even get my food yet” oh my god
daddydomslilli: Don’t give a shit ‘bout the Hello Kitty faggotry, but I give it points for creativity and the fact it’s sushi. Now what really matters is if it tastes good.
killa-kelly: inpursuitofshreddedness: I AM DEAD OMG SING TO THE TUNE OF LAST RESORT HAHAHAHAHA Definitely better than the original gay song from a mediocre band.
aeura: dangertitties: thecakebar: DIY S’mores Pie Pops {must click the link for recipe and FULL tutorial} RAVIOLI RAVIOLI NOW I HAVE THE FORMUOLI! could u plz reblog this for me so i dont lose it
gunnarolla: racismschool: carrionofcats: dragon ball z cakeballs ummm remember when i tried to make cake balls covered in carmalized sugar and it didn’t work?!?! TELL ME THIS SECRET After you make the cake balls, put them in the freezer. They
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If
collegehumor: Krispy Kreme Donuts Are So Good You’ll Do What?! Sometimes you have to read the fine print. I’m sure people have even taken it up the ass for it.
charientism: neverquit4progression: This is the sexiest post I’ve seen all day like omg! why are there so many missing numbers? I should write a book called “Pizza and the Internet’s obsession with it.”
punkasslouis: why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape That’s the only way I’d
Food porn is the best porn!
evange1ion: The End of Evangelion (1997), dir. Hedeaki Anno
kingdededesairship: burgerhoist: kingdededesairship: burgerhoist: official-mugi: pthumerian: strawberry is the best flavor of anything ever. if something comes strawberry flavored it’s automatically the best but consider this cherry banana bitches,
thrulls:Finding this wet hot dog in the street completely changed me as a person
thedailywhat: How To of the Day: Searious Eats has a neat step-by-step guide on how to craft yourself a delectable set of Peeps Sushi (or Peepshi, if you will) using a box of marshmallow Peeps, some Rice Krispies Treats, and a roll of Fruit by the Foot.
I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING WITH THE AVOCADO IN THE FRIDGE.
appledress: firiona: gastrogirl: cheesy pull-apart bread. Dear all: this was what I made tonight. It was very satisfying. (Only use half the cheese. It sill still be plenty.) this is the greatest thing ever IT WAS SO GOOD BUT I DON’T THINK
vanoty: THIS IS THE BIRTHDAY SONG, IT ISN’T VERY LONG HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR JULIO! I hope your day is filled with hugs, presents, and so, so much unhealthy food <3<3<3
kiss me once in the snow, i swear it never gets old
sammneiland: phoenixflorid: lauraheartstaxes: Just printed this for my refrigerator. Thanks tumblr, once again you are AWESOME. where has this been my whole life i’m glad to know that when the end of the world comes, i can count on honey.
As I was taking this picture, I knocked the remote with my elbow and it went flying. On the bright side, it’s gummy vampire teeth season again.
the sweet spanish teacher I share my classroom placed a bet with me that if I get a full time contract I have to get her coffee.the part-time science teacher also wanted in and apparently this is becoming a possible betting pool at my job.
kingunderthemountain: ebrodevo:[gravitates towards the character who acts all tough & broody but is actually full of love] [sits] #for extra shipping bonus i will push them towards the fandom’s resident cinnamon roll who wears their heart on
liindsaybluth:i feel like this is such a good time to bring up the chopped judges alignment chart my roommate and i made
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT LIFE ALTERING INFO: The Science Behind Baking the Most Delicious Cookie Ever
johnnotegbert: icingpacket: braginskey: why do people have like 74973 different names for these looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one you have your contenders:
thewalkinggifs: Chandler Riggs attends AMC’s ‘The Walking Dead’ panel during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego Convention Center on July 25, 2014 in San Diego, California.
satan-is-not-natural: mrrgh: kawaii-i: by Morticia’s Shop if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one. What does pink taste like, though? All the rest are flavors, even clear specifies its flavor, but
the-world-of-steven-universe: Oh yeah, I can see the reference. x3 ( Original post by Katie Mitroff )
cobalt borealis replied to your post: Thrifty’s pistachio ice cream is the a…i need it now. why have you thrust this unholy craving on meAll part of my evil scheme to ignite cravings for pistachio ice cream throughout the globe!
caedussolo replied to your post: digamma-f-wau asked:I like cherri…my grandpa worked in a maraschino cherry factory. They let him eat as many as he wanted. Young and having been alive during the depression, he took them up on the offer. He ate
thingsorganizedneatly: SUBMISSION: the compulsively tidy ursus wehrli visually organizes life in his latest book, the art of the clean up.
The Barbie doll cake my mum made for a friend of hers. It’s amazing, the picture doesn’t do it any justice what-so-ever! It’s one of the best she’s done.
the-mind-of-a-fangirl: fancylatte: krnjesus: im-just-here-for-the-food: this shit is intense as fuck im dying The second one tho brb laughing like a dying walrus.
the-x-button: revolver-ossified: Anyone up for a Konami Burger? “sorry sir, your order has been cancelled. also we’re taking the drink we already gave you back. also we keep fired our only cook that doesn’t spit in the food. also we’re gonna
The Bottom-Feeder at the Top of the Food Chain
tocifer:ryyde: i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles
astrangertomykin: jewishgf: This is the meme content I like to see let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company
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