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scotiacorinne: Turkey cutlets from @gardein, lemon chive mashed potatoes and roasted broccoli and carrots with daiya, breadcrumbs and nutritional yeast. I spoil myself #vegan What’s the gravy? Omg it looks so good
Shout out to Boca for adding more vegan burgers to the line up
heckyeahvegancupcakes: Vegan Champagne Cupcakes With Passion Fruit Frosting at The Washington Post
improbablegalaxies: sarahalyse: a-crosstown:Reblog to save a life I am all over this. I will always take free pancakes, even from IHOP. Dennys does a free grand slam breakfast around the same time, too
fatassvegan: thatfunnygirllauren: fatassvegan: 🌱 reason number bajillion why muffins are the greatest—totally portable grab-and-go lunch on a busy day. (recipe saturday) ARE THESE LEMON POPPYSEED? (my fav kind of muffin) why yes they are :)
Homemade crust Red and yellow tomatoes Onion A load of garlic Mushrooms Marinara Fresh oregano from the garden
veganfoody: Some of last weeks vegan eats…Avocado Potato Salad with Dill and Asparagus (Oh She Glows cookbook)Sriracha Cauliflower Bites with Peanut Dipping SauceVegan ceasar and “beef” tacos from The BuckinghamTofu currySliders with BBQ king
midnight-sun-rising: dwaynewaynesflipglasses: midnight-sun-rising: dwaynewaynesflipglasses: midnight-sun-rising: bisaxuals: midnight-sun-rising: DO YA’LL SEE THE DISRESPECT?! 😩 Wait this is how it came from papa johns???? Yes. I kid you
shuttersmiley: beethreefour: frankensteinfanclub: thackarybynx: euthanizeallwhitepeople: majiinboo: frankensteinfanclub: im losing my mind My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing
weedandpatchouli: These eggs smell like farts and wet dog fucking gross It’s weird how when you go vegan you can smell the funk from animal products. Like when my coworkers ordered pizza (and apologized to me for not thinking about me lol) I could
the pancakes are a delicious success.
the King and I : part Deux
this is where the truth begins
factsionary: some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F
actualnickwilde: So I poured me some Raisin Bran earlier because I’m 23 and when you’re an adult you stop having fun at breakfast. But I didn’t have enough for a whole bowl so I dug around in the cabinet and decided to mix in some Fiber One, because
gamzee-makara: YOU EITHER EAT TWO WAFFLES AT A TIME OR YOU FUCKING STARVE DON’T BE THAT PUSSY NERD SHIT WHO LEAVES ONE FUCKING WAFFLE LEFT IN THE GODDAMN EGGO BOX
sasakwapiskos: oblivionkeeper23: What diversity actually is: How Hollywood sees diversity: I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers.
neilnevins: Dark McDonalds, show me the Unhappy Meal
clickholeofficial: Beautiful: Man Stands 5 Feet Away From The Salad Bar While Browsing
officialunitedstates: “What does the chef recommend?” “Sir, this is a mcdonalds”
kreuzader: burnsombreroburn: pokemon-personalities: pokemon-personalities: pikachu from the new detective game makes a great reaction image I’ll kick anyone’s ass. I’ll kick your ass. I’ll kick your Growlithe’s ass. I’ll kick my
talkearlietome: cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is now are people that lazy to need this While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease
daytimeblogger: elysedc: The ultimate dad joke compilation what a country
havingafoodfightonthemoon: Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress.
angryladies: My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
altonzm: yungmethuselah: There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only
summercamelikecinnamon-so-sweet: alphaxalfa: Serial killer Is that a Kim Possible episode in the background???
theatrical: itsbrittanybutler: gordo was the truth I was Gordo
The Tousled Lioness
speciesofleastconcern: steppsful: songofsunset: xdominoe: purplebloodedmajesty: walkinchicken: kotaku: The End, by Alister Lockhart. Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives
plasticroyal: me in the garden of eden
jen3t: Watching Goosebumps rn and literally hitting myself in the face for actually getting scared from this when I was little.
scruffmeplease: weepingdildo: Wisest words of this century This is the realist shit ever spoke
jeza-red: Black tea with lemon is the only tea worth drinking you hippie trash
mad-maddie: I would like to give Props to the Overwatch fandom for taking D.va, who I had originally thought was sort of like this Evangelion-looking k-pop idol skirting–legal animoo waifubait and have brought to life instead this horrible dorito-horfing
the-cub-among-us: superjiantwerewolf: thebestoftumbling: big dog and puppy enjoying some veg wow!! CRUNCH salad babies
ieathellokitty: sushinfood: the-ankle-rocker: *Transformation noise* I LOVE THIS? this is pure. @amindbeyond
sushinfood: the-ankle-rocker: *Transformation noise* I LOVE THIS? this is pure.
topsecretumbreonage: renacat: little-ranting-college-boy: bananadumbledore: totinos: ready 2 go. I think this is the first record of an ad shitpost that looks like a legitimate shitpost. Like, holy shit, i actually thought someone made this as a
professor-maple-mod: phoenix-phoenix: stuckinremission: “Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“ Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG. Holy shit
gudram: slimetony: gudram: slimetony: hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks snnnnzzzzz
rabbiteclair: nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack
pearl-likes-pi: PLEASE WATCH THIS HIGHLIGHT REEL OF THE VIDEO OF DEEDEE MAGNO HALL (Pearl) AND MICHEALA DIETZ (Amethyst) DANCING IN A CANDY STORE FOR THESE BRILLIANT LINES FROM DEEDEE “weed whack ! a weed weed whack!!!” “WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!!”
babyl0bes: hungryhungryhiddles: travelingbythoughts: this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER He’s just so happy
escarei: noctumsolis: theactualcluegirl: callmebliss: agirlneedsgoals: krismichelle429: sciencefriday: techinsider: FARMBOT GENESIS: This robot is changing farming as we know it And the best part about this technology is that it’s open source,
Petrichor in the park.
geekandmisandry: max-a-million-butterflies: geekandmisandry: gwynndolin: terriamon: gwynndolin: terriamon: pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win. we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to
The Sound Of Silence
flopkween: BOLONY FUDGIN MUSTARD MY LIFE IS BEING RUINED BY THE INTERNET
sistermaryfake: veryfemmeandantifascist: heuhije: bittymoonbear: loveandddrevenge: are tea bombs the new thing I really hope so i goddamn fucking need this YES ok so I translated and it’s green tea with frozen dried raspberries and now I really
The Things Only I Enjoy
the-macra: why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess
the-winter-knight: How I feel everytime I see one of these fucking coffee things on Facebook
roachpatrol: thatsonofamitch: this tweet changed my entire life drill is one of the greatest philosophers of our age and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise
shelfofawesome: halalturk: theshitneyspears: “is that you?”“……………….yah.” this is the best thing I watched today oh my god bradley
thebootydiaries: weirdness-as-always: thebootydiaries: only true 90s kids remember these 😩👌: playing with tamagotchis 😜😜🔥 watching scooby doo 🐶❤️ having movies on vcr 😍 being murdered in the late 1960s to early 1970s
the-gerogerigegege: saddestblogger: go to bed jim
lucile-the-dinosaure: dudegetyourown: a-world-of-noise: library-mermaid: weloveshortvideos: me this halloween I’m literally crying what does she even throw are those onions?????? THESE KINDS OF VIDEOS KILL ME EVERY TKME This is legit me 😂😂😂
floraverse: spikievstheuniverse: My full illustration for @glitchedpuppet’s Orobas and Amdusias zine! Inspired by @orcaowlart’s photo collection of me sleeping. I love floraverse, and especially these two, please check out the story if you haven’t
