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The mastermind behind some of my favorite gourmet West Coast restaurants (Charcoal and Melisse) is burning off couture cuisine with this amazing fundraiser. A lot of my friends here in this Southern CA paradise may have never known what real hunger can
The last photos from our time in Aix-en-Provence. Thank you again, Yannick and Elsa, you are wonderful.
The hunger games are ongoing
The way to a man’s heart
The warnings are obvious
The way to this man’s heart
The smell of good times
The indulgent eighties
stpitbull: I don’t care that prep takes like half an hour, pomegranates are the best. Look at them, it’s like eating a bowl of precious gemstones. Delicious juicy gemstones. Cuddly, Cuddly look~
Started cooking again! I added chopped pink Lady apple and walnuts to my usual chopped chicken sausage and man is it good. I think I’ll try making my own bread stuffing for the other half tomorrow.
foodffs: Maple Sweet Potato Pecan Burgers // Recipe Gonna make thisBut you know what I’m gonna use instead of sweet potato? yeah MOTHERFUCKIN’ SQUASHEDIT: Delicata squash would probably be good for this seeing as how close to the taste and
the-weird-wide-web: this would make your butthole so cold
heyhowiee: runlikeyoustolesomething: rlmjob: egg the music really adds to the plot this is literally so stupid I’m cackling
mastersord: donotingest: totallynotagentphilcoulson: defenseoftheancients: flat earth and even concave earth are fake, face the truth of pyramid earth You heretic Cuboid Earth or bust you’re both a couple of dumbasses, let me show you the glory
ziegsden: bogleech: kasoukai: cursed image if you see this photo and don’t reblog it the night dog will appear the next time you are eating a hot dog and you will be given too many hot dogs while it watches your misfortune with sadistic glee I
noahlathotep: neckwear: I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE What the fuck
fartgallery: I can’t say the word croissant, ive never pronounced it correctly in my entire life. my worst nightmare is bein on a first date w/ someone and having to say the word croissant for some reason. Id just go home
criedwolves: grovyle: secsebaybee: grovyle: Pictured: Sasuke Uchiha eating a jelly donut in solitude. THAT IS A BEAN PASTE FILLED ONIGIRI YOU LITTLE SHIT!! Jesus-fucking-shit-on-a-shingle-Christ, do you not see the goddamn seaweed wrapping on the
shittyidea: Write nice messages to the chef by smearing ketchup on the plates
freedomconvicted: Taffy for the Heart dedicated to this one taffy place im freaking eager to visit. the aesthetic reminds me of mccree and thus this head canon was born.
grawly: grawly: Your tumblr is blocked at the McDonalds I work at and it’s the only tumblr that is blocked. What did you do to McDonalds my gut reaction is to say “nothing” but i did work at a mcdonalds for about two hours back in 2012. they
davidcronenburgers: This is the greatest insult in the history of television.
mjalti: me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let
lzo: gamgee: you dont even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing theyre like kiwis you can just eat all of it
may: may: where’s that video of the guy talking about his Melanie Martinez concert experience where she was crying in a crib for half of the meet & greet then threw milk over his lactose intolerant friend because she didn’t like their mrs potato
The Fresh Side of the Mint
matduka: idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound
mousathe14: wackd: scienceninjaturtle: The Earnest Adventures of Spider-Dad Not gonna lie I would read like a kajillion issues of this As would I. Anthony Holden does adorable domestic well. If you’re not following his tumblr already, you should.
The Radioactive Man Who Returned To Fukushima To Feed The Animals That Everyone Else Left Behind
baku: wlllow: baku: seriously like the weirdest feeling is when you eat pure artificial shit for a few days and you feel wrong. and the only way to cure it is to eat something natural/fresh and then it goes away Baku, I once ate gushers for 3 days
demigodsavvy: “Your art isn’t valued by the number of notes you get” okay but. If you spent 6 hours baking a cake for a party, but no one at the party eats your cake, it’s still disappointing.
the-future-now: ‘Overwatch’ fan builds a working replica of Mei’s endothermic blaster follow @the-future-now
tastefullyoffensive: “Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”
the-chief-moosekateer: sarcasmismydrugs: Unbelievable - This is not butter. wtf is it?! MFC What the package says: my flavorite chicken What my brain sees: mutha fuckn chicken
jncos: why would i go to mcdonalds and get murdered for the special rick & morty sauce when i can go to burger king any time of the day and get murdered for free?
tharook: lofispirit: thingstoshowdan: I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing. It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away Then there’s this
generic-housewife: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better. Look at the shear delight on their faces! ❤️
daily-bad-jokes: daily-bad-jokes: occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little
ruinedchildhood: viktor-loves-yuu: blueelectricangels: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ragedorito: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: floating-head: I made ramen today FREE THE EGGS FROM THE FLAVOUR CUBE “BECAUSE YOU OVERCOOKED THEM WHILE TYPING THIS”
joshpeck: angelwarm: angelwarm: i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over today is the day reblog the cherry pie to be ok
c0ttonsocks: c0ttonsocks: the King 👑 2 years later, Philippa turned out to be a big old gal but she’s still rockin the rasp-beret 👑
the-absolute-best-posts: scorchedblackskeleton: Sir, it is that time again. Fetch the food.
coffee-mate: Rich, nutty & creamy in all the right places. Chocoholics & hazelnut lovers-file this one under “must make.” Here’s the recipe.
The fact this is only half of the food I have for Lauren’s birthday party. Future Hubby, you will be chubby. #hownutleygirlspary
The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like the food, but you have to pretend to like it..
laughingsquid: A Handy Hot Dog Style Guide Visualizing the Different Ways People Eat Frankfurters Around the World
The inaugural speech of the fortune cookie
The tragic moment when the food coming towards your table isn't yours
T-Bone steak with a side of ratatouille and baked potato Brown sauce: For the stock: cow bones boiled for 6 hours until the soup becomes a thick sludge-like consistency. Fry some flour on a hot pan until slightly brown mix with stock, add rosemary,
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kokodesuka: romy7: abortaporlabocaaa: god just have a fucking sandwich It’s an humita (I guess) a south american food and It’s not a white nonsense. Tamales, humitas, bollos, pamonhas, hallacas, tolimenses or colorados…the point is
@ the drawing gods how do I get better faster at art asking for a friend
Food for the starving
undeadhousewife:mamoru:STOP EATING DAILY HARVEST FOOD IMMEDIATELY!! THEIR SHIT IS MAKING PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE ENTIRE FUCKING ORGANS REMOVED Daily Harvest Recalls Lentil Crumbles After Customers Allege Severe Liver IllnessMy wife went to the hospital for
Had the best breakfast yesterday with the boif 💕
