the egg
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find the egg on porn pin board
the egg clips
That awkward moment when you have to beat the eggs with your wiener.
queeriosforbreakfast: amplify-thesoundwaves: kymberstimbers: philipipo: andtheniturnedonthetv: “The Egg” by Andy Weir You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You
demidevieevee: mycroftsangeleyes: futurefantastic: charmingsalamander: ellabiscuits: too-midget-for-you: mandimorphine: bonersauruson: paula266: isayrather: “The Egg” by Andy Weir You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident.
francieum: hitlersasshole: eridan-breivik: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches i hope it’s eridan fucking sonic God bless.
fitchris25: THE EGG HAS SPOKEN, DAMMIT
sperm5859: astorianyhairydad:SOOOOO HOT! Fantastico the eggs 👅😍,I suck
asian: Ready to hatch all the eggs
smasher39: The egg is loling! XD
furaitsu: (here for the egg in love)
shiseido: konohanasakuya-himee: Official Order of Naruto’s First character creations (AKA Naruto main characters) your next mission is to find out which came first: chicken or the egg!!!! :)
cheesewhizexpress: Do you know why the egg family couldn’t watch television? Because their cable was scrambled.
regretroulette: busket: holy shit Drags this against a wall smashing the eggs in rapid succession
punkfaery: paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means
Limnanthes douglasii a.k.a. poached egg plant.
kadeart: You should dress formally for the interview, sensei.
fairytailwitch: the holy trinity
marorins: marorins: relatable valentine saitama the tags are filled with love for saitama, he would be very happy BONUS:
nemfrog: Cover art, government booklet. The egg production business in California. 1959.
Nils Dardel, The Egg of Columbus (1924)
sir-scandalous: Spark and Blanche have imprinted on the egg now! They are officially pokeeparents – without realising it
notnumbersix: hellothisismae:coralisbadillo: warpedlamp: When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all. #this chicken is dangerous notnumbersix This seems like a thing… because WTF?!?!? Did the egg come out hard boiled
brattylikestoeat: Minus the egg.
mrbubbles68: demi-moores-bush: boobies.com All Natural Boobies I’ll get the eggs, milk and butter 😍
digi-egg: Grand Cross
mishasteaparty: Tom hides the eggs, and I have to say he’s done an exceptional job this year!
Remember these critters? Well I just posted a BisPearl gemling fic! :D Title: Baby Shower Rating: PG13 Words: 2053 Summary: Rose gets to meet Pearl and Bismuth’s littler of newly-hatched gemlings. She’s not sure who’s the most nervous.
just–space: The Egg Nebula js
digi-egg: 旅立ちの空 by Rella // Odaiba Day ‘14
sucaciic: I know.. I’m late But here, Happy Easter, Happy bunny day and happy colored egg day, whatever you like to celebrate more.
jellyworld: can you imagine if horses layed eggs
liechiberry: “Zorua hatched from the egg!”
tootricky: the egg struggle
I was actually successful at soft boiling eggs for once lol
deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
onveiligvrijen: When a healthy female ovulates, the egg cell just floats in her ovaries or her womb for a while. It cannot move on its own and it is defenseless. When a healthy male ejaculates inside this female, he injects at least a 100 million sperm
meanttobreed: Limp from orgasmic reward, she can only lay back as his warmth spreads through her, searching for the eggs she knows are sitting vulnerable in her womb.
augustbird: genius “deaded?” “hi tech thing” “egg chair sitty thing?????” “cardigan” lmfao
shewhoworshipscarlin:Rose quartz miniature egg pendant, 1908-17.
king of the eggs
docs-midnight-runners: Can we just talk about how amazing this scene was
sejii: tumblr experiment: put in the tags what you call this thing
dumbsluttyangel: little-cunny: choke me out as you fuck me! every whore should dream about end of her life like this! *giggles* The eggs were burnt Darlin!
thispaige: “This was his last moment on earth. He tried to fly away, but he was too young. He was someone. And he wanted to live.” - Mikko Alanne from Twitter This is what happens in the egg industry. All male chicks are put into industrial blenders
dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: I named Solas’ helmet ‘The Egg Cup’
hismarmorealcalm: Salvador Dalí ”Space Venus” Bronze green and gold patina is divided into two parts to reveal the egg 1984
Until the egg
What's with the eggs??
luzfosca: Nick Brandt Abandoned Ostrich Egg Amboseli 2007 via
