the egg
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squirtlesquidsquad: this is a legitimate message I got back in april and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened“Lol yeah it was an accident the egg picture was right next to that dick pic and I didn’t realized I clicked it until I already
urbies: lemonadeleathers: aloneveganreed: callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is
theslinkylizard: myblackeyeddemon: theslinkylizard: Baby got a bath today~ How did you get a dinosaur This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!
adventuretime: “Holly Jolly Secrets Part II” Title Card Bust out the egg nog, the half-hour “Holly Jolly Secrets” (parts I and II) premieres tonight on Cartoon Network. Title card design by Andy Ristaino, painting by Martin Ansolabehere and Nick
littlestevenuniversethings: #64: Pearl’s face as seen from the front. ~Requested by anonymous.
When the mount you want finally drops
annadiplosis:My episode highlights:-THE hug-Colin Robinson’s new motto-His happy little egg face during Laszlo’s toast :D
733maker-kun:in case a random trainer will appear i want satoko-chan to come out as a hard core trainer/easter egg for the whole community
giantsorcowboys: Testosterone ThursdaySam Warburton Gets The T Levels Pumping, As He Hoists Luke Charteris For The Egg. Nice Shot Of Luke’s Muscular Hindquarters, Too!Woof, Baby!
snorlaxatives: what came first the chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin
thebibliophibian: durzio: what-even-is-thiss: insomniac-arrest: insomniac-arrest: finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients
margeysimpson: Cracking up at the one in the egg :|
blondebrainpower:Tree climbers removing the egg masses of gypsy moths (Lymantria dispar dispar) from the Dexter Elm in Malden, MA, USA, c. 1896.Forbush E.H. & Fernald, C.H.
tyranitart: look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak
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minoru-chan: Sonic more suitable to the right one XD #formal #vest #suit #ワンパンマン #ジェノス #saitama #genos #sonic #drawing #fanart #sketch #埼玉 #ソニック #bunny
i bought a bath bomb i’m probably never gonna use (b/c we haven’t cleaned the jets in our bathtub in like.. months) so i just have it sitting in a small wooden bowl on my desk so i can sniff it whenever i’m feeling stressed wwww
wamaii: k this is the one thing I’m disappointed about with the fandom, why is Saitama wearing police uniform never talked aboUT??????????
sunsteez: how many cartons you think they would go through if they were partnered up for an egg parenting experiment in class? spike the baby
semioticapocalypse: Antonio Palmerini. She boils the eggs counting the seconds out loud. 2016 [::SemAp Twitter || SemAp::]
FANCY SCHMANCY.: jcoleknowsbest: The South’s Shocking… the-egg-was-first: sourcedumal:...
lasflowers: taint3ed: elionking: eatmeallnight: But I’m crying. this really how it be like tho LMAO! Food is good though… Meh, the eggs were raw and the French toast had hardly no cinnamon. Wouldn’t eat there again
chocahontas: numba1stunnna:terezi-pie-rope:carlboygenius:10 Tyson Tweets the fucking last one Just fuck me up Neil! The egg from a bird that was not a chicken. Holy shit. What bird then??? Somebody got too much time on their hands
man-not-on-a-mission: fitnfreaky: I had French toast for dinner so if you were wondering how my fitness journey has been going…. Crush some frosted flakes upDip your bread in the egg, milk, and cinnamon/sugar mixtureDip both sides in the frosted
thegentlemansarmchair: edge-dweller: Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
…I just realized that I could name two pokemon of the same type Chronedome and Rewind and MAKE THEM HAVE AN EGG TOGETHER.
A different (and much sillier) pose for the BisPearl breastfeeding. (Pearl is just being goofy, but can’t help but do The Thing with her feet, just to add a touch of grace)
sciencealert: These crazy cute cephalopod babies were discovered hidden inside a sea shell 😍 Due to the shape of the eggs, we suspect they’re baby octopuses, but if you’re a teuthologist (officially or unofficially), please do correct us if that’s
funnyfurry14: furry-paradise: raritysstallion: swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager: vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic
sixpenceee: The eggs of the Red eyed tree frog.
pangur-and-grim: WHO ROLLED THE EGG OFF THE COUNTER?
holyfuck i am not a morning person. I hate being woken up in the mornings, especially if it’s by a needy mother blowing up my fucking phone.
jeaannguyen: alecnuhval: margielwagas: How to make delicious chocolate milkshake HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA! IM LAUGHING SO MUCH BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED THE EGG VIDEO.. what the fuck, LOLOLO
yeah yeah the chicken and the egg is great and all but
momfricker: digmon: something no one brings up or cares about from the 90s is goo. green goo. it was everywhere. nickelodeon. that literal sentient green goo movie. in like dinosaur movie toys (youd hatch a dinosaur and thered be green goo in the egg).
ruinedchildhood: viktor-loves-yuu: blueelectricangels: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ragedorito: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: floating-head: I made ramen today FREE THE EGGS FROM THE FLAVOUR CUBE “BECAUSE YOU OVERCOOKED THEM WHILE TYPING THIS”
furryboy1222: funnyfurry14: furry-paradise: raritysstallion: swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager: vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the
mkmorphs: Baby 3 is out of the egg! Clutch #1401 ID # 140103 Sex: Male Morph: Pastel Weight: 51g I really don’t understand why the babies are pink… When this one is stretched out he is almost completely that pink color. It reminds me of how Calicos
mkmorphs: First pipper of the season! We can’t wait for all of them to crawl out. I hope they color up a little more though, so I am okay if they stay in the egg a few more days.
Boy, I am just tired tonight. And I know I’m gonna be even more tired tomorrow night. Poor dove is going to be catatonic by the time he gets home tomorrow night. Today was very busy and very good. I woke up a little bit before 7:00 (after going to
phoebebuffay: Hermione: Harry, you told me you’d figured the egg out weeks ago. The task is two days from now.Harry: Really? I had no idea. I suppose Viktor’s already figured it out.
twosillycorgis: Happy Easter. We hid treats inside the eggs for the easter corgis
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ragedorito: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: floating-head: I made ramen today FREE THE EGGS FROM THE FLAVOUR CUBE “BECAUSE YOU OVERCOOKED THEM WHILE TYPING THIS” I actually went “Awwwwwwww” at “Fear not soft noodles”
durzio: what-even-is-thiss: insomniac-arrest: insomniac-arrest: finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out
doctorslippery: m0rgenrequiem: fancyglitch: i love this wolf so much i had to draw him….. The Easter Wolf takes the eggs. But will share if you pet.
siphonophorenet:puppygirlcock-deactivated202202:siphonophorenet:catgirl-kaiju:puppygirlcock-deactivated202202:siphonophorenet:At the grocery store boiling all the eggs with my mind*goes behind you and freezes them with my mind*Now now kids, we’ve
best-of-funny: spockisinthetardis: soloontherocks: THE LAMP THOUGH GENIUS the egg X
did-you-kno: The egg is equivalent to 15-25% of the bird’s body mass. Source
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