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gingerqueeny: Why is fairy fighting the greatest? woo another old post of mine!
renaissanceamazon: “The egg was a sacred symbol among the Babylonians. They believed an old fable about an egg of wondrous size which was supposed to have fallen from heaven into the Euphrates River. From this marvelous egg - according to the ancient
Welp. Nicodemus is a she. Just goes to show you can’t trust pet stores. Nicodemus is still Nicodemus, eggs or no eggs. Poor babbu. EDIT: The one on the bottom is one that I made, the brighter one is hers XD
Easter Bunny? WTF! video still image- Alexander Guerra 2012 *check out the video on YOUTUBE at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw0SkIain8M&feature=g-upl&context=G269e58aAUAAAAAAAAAA alexanderguerra.com
tropius: gyarados: towongfoo: The pokemon duh eggs werent even introduced until gen 2 if you think about it from a canonical standpoint it was the egg because the creation myth says that an egg appeared where there was nothingness and Arceus came
thedanspan: wishingformemoria: bigolaf: In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, there was The Egg. From the egg, was borne Thine Lord Arceus. ON THE FIRST DAY He forged Creation, a grand, ever-reaching cosmos as His canvas for all being. Then He
Krups Egg CookerUse the Krups Egg Cooker to safely boil eggs perfectly every time.
oopsishipit: scotchtapeofficial: birdfacts: Fun fact: baby clowns hatch from a large egg case, with up to ten clowns developing inside of a single egg. When they are ready to hatch, one of the clowns breaks open the egg case, and they emerge in processio
brantasticles: I just keep thinking about how she set that egg timer when she was diddling herself in the tub and I KNOW it was for the eggs but like, damn sis you managed to make it work EVERY MORNING in the amount of time it took to boil them eggs.
Happy has found egg friend plushie, which strangely enough doesn’t look anything like an egg! (he seems more interested in the baloon tho)Was originally going to put a cookie there but i decided this would be cuter :U
Virginia is masturbating with a large egg inside her loose pussy. As she relaxes her muscles to push the egg out, piss starts to leak out of her cunt uncontrollably. Even after the egg falls out of her, she leaks piss and cum juices without control.
sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar
chainsawpunk: majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: L is for the way you look at me O is for the only one I see V is very very extraordinary Egg @vectorv12
blacklynx14: Want a pokemon egg? Every person who reblogs this will have a Pokémon egg in their submissions and a few days later a Pokémon will hatch from the egg. The egg will be randomly hatched. It may be evolved. shiny or even a legendary. (Have
blacklynx14: Want a pokemon egg?Every person who reblogs this will have a Pokémon egg in their submissions and a few days later a Pokémon will hatch from the egg.The egg will be randomly hatched. It may be evolved. shiny or even a legendary. (Have
modestdemidov:kaibii:modestdemidov:there are actually people afraid of eating raw eggswhat is it like to live in fearof eggs people be like “omg salmonella!!” when in actuality the rate of salmonella in eggs is 1 in 30,000 eggs. i mean,raw eggs dont
Today I went to @maddylovesmarks-blog ’s Easter party and had a ton of fun, even though I found the fewest eggs in the egg hunt for the third year in a row. 😖 I just totally suck at hunting for eggs I guess. But R was one of the “adults”
sir-foxx: alexinspankingland: Today I went to @maddylovesmarks-blog ’s Easter party and had a ton of fun, even though I found the fewest eggs in the egg hunt for the third year in a row. 😖 I just totally suck at hunting for eggs I guess. But R
darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the freaking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
kinky-kinniku: So baradorable and I bought paint, brushes, and a dozen eggs, and then we printed out the holders, cut them out, boiled the eggs, proceeded to paint our first eggs and quickly realized that standard printer paper was not strong enough
really-shit: Egg Shaped House [via] The Egg Shaped House was built in Beijing, China by designer Dai Haifei. Constructed to be completely off the grid, the Egg Shaped House supplies itself with ample power via an installed solar panel. Taking up as
pikachucastiel: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the freaking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast. I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE
ftcreature: Fried Egg Jellyfish Are Kind of Adorable – & That’s No Yolk. There are two species that hold the whimsical title of “Fried Egg Jellyfish”: Phacellophora camtschatica and Cotylorhiza tuberculata though the two are quite different
cookielyons: weloveblackgirls: rubberninjers: nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love
tentaclesbugsandgirls: Their escape now in ruins, they are met with a pair of mantises, the large one lays eggs inside the girls, then the small on pumps their wombs full of semen. They alternate, to ensure the eggs are fertilized inside their wombs…
swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager: vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too
karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
what-is-this-i-dont-even: hikikomomo: notyourhusbando: wtfmanga: The two are easily confused still great Hold on they don’t censor the egg and they don’t censor the butthole but they censor the egg going in the butthole?? I’m not sure I understand
There’s a Brown Widow egg sac on the trash bin outside. Looking at some pictures of brown widows, I’m pretty sure the spider I removed from the house and put outside a few weeks back was a brown widow. Guess she thanked me for that by laying
Green Eggs & Ham Pops!
nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg
melitta4ever: reddit-tales: What secret will you take to your grave? In Dutch, when you boil an egg and then place it into cold water to make it easier to peel an egg, it’s called “to scare” the eggs. One day when I was about 6 or 7, my mom asked
Heard a weird whistling sound coming from the bird cages. We toss the egg before A*N*Y*T*H*I*N*G happens. Welp…. You gotta look, but that pink, dark brown and feathered looking thing? Yeah. And that egg? I WANT that egg, but the male, Bugger,
astronomicalwonders: The Egg Nebula - CRL 2688 Around 3000 light-years from Earth in the constellation Cygnus is a planetary nebula known as the Egg Nebula. The nebula is the result of a dramatic phase in the life of a Sun-like star. Objects such as
thelittlechook: nagisayuu: nagisayuu: they put a fertilized egg in this episode’s ending sequence how about we get a sneak peak on how the egg was fertilized to begin with seriously, SERIOUSLY dna helices mixing!? eggs dividing?!? We did get
sixpenceee: The following is a kiwi bird’s skeleton that shows the egg in proportion to the mother’s size. In comparison with other birds, Kiwi lays the largest egg in proportion to its body. The egg is equivalent to 15-25% of the bird’s body
just-shower-thoughts: In the question “What came first the chicken or the egg?” the obvious correct answer is the egg because there were dinosaur eggs way before there were chickens.
girlgrowingsmall: The reason that this works is because, as the egg spoils, a gas forms inside the shell. That’s what causes it to float. The less fresh the egg, the more gas is produced, the more it floats. Reblogged for the caption pic
“Community has pulled off one the most patient easter eggs: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word "Beetlejuice” was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost
shinmadoka: Relationships in Harvest Moon are somewhat weird. Like, imagine if a dude came to your house everyday just to give you an egg. Just one egg. So you slowly fall in love with the egg dude. And end up marrying him. Because he gave you eggs
a-very-mad-world: piledriverswaltz: thomasbangalter: piledriverswaltz: how do fish have sex the female lay their eggs in the water, then the male puts their sperm on the eggs. so they don’t even get to touch the booty what a waste why do you
I feel entirely too sexy to be home all day. I am wearing my new grinch pj pants and am trying a recipe from the joy of cooking: eggs with salmon on toast. Well, I think the egg is well fried, the salmon heated, the the sweet and sour latvian rye bread
girlgrowingsmall: So I made this for dinner tonight. OMG SO GOOD!!!! DO IT! (Not my pic, though. I ate it before I could take a pic. lol) Let me give you my super tasty version of the recipe (this part is mine): Avocado prep: Halve it, pop the pit
randomitemdrop: thatsbelievable: Source: The Devil In Your Eggs by Reverend Hyland Peart, 1901. Spell: Bad Eggs; for each egg within a fifty-foot radius, flip a coin. If tails, the egg’s contents are replaced with a very small demon that waits patiently
lukkiarts: Second theme picture for colourful eggs from my Patreon! The egg event is not restricted to harpies, all manner of demihumans experience their eggs turning into bright colours - including lamias!
princeloki: tresanosmas: princeloki: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg yeah i gotta tell u something… laying boxes are often designed so the eggs roll out of sight because chickens can and will eat their own eggs ive got a chicken
regularlesbian: curehardflip: jougasakis: Me: Hey bro can you pass me the eggs Bro: Sure thing dude We: good morning. egg post computer. send the egg image to my rabbi
zele-the-insane: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast. Plot twist: Sonic’s really a bird
pachipachiworld: A herd of pregnant male seahorses.The female seahorse lays the eggs and transfers them into the male seahorses pouch where they are then incubated. Every male seahorse has an incubation pouch in its body. The eggs are fertilized by the
redwhiteandblueeyes:Fitness app where you’re given a random pokemon egg and you have to walk around irl like in the game until a set number of steps until the egg hatches and gives you a random pokemon, then you’re given another egg, and you can collect
mediumaevum: I wanted to share with you our Serbian traditional way of dying Easter eggs - no artificial colors or dyes needed. Put any leaves you like on the surface of the egg and carefully place them in a stocking. Boil these eggs in water full
Best omelette I’ve ever had! 3 eggwhites, 1 egg, 30gram low fat cheese and one slice of ham with some lettuce! Just cracked the egg in the pan, kept the one yoke intact and spread the ham and cheese on in the pan, NO FLIPPING THE OMELETTE OVER!
drunk0ffhate: drunk0ffhate: drunk0ffhate: so i decided to draw faces on the eggs at night and put them back in the fridge without telling anyone…my sis took them out in the morning to make breakfast, stood at the fridge staring at the eggs for the
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fairygodrobot: mirakurutaimu: sana-kan: my favorite seal is that one that just goes “uuunhh. eggs” and makes fart sounds with his mouth AAAAAAAAAAAA egg @fairyneko @slendershadow1 LOOK AT THE PRECIOUS MERDOGFAVE ANIMAL SAYING MY FAVE FOOD OMG
winterlong: sex-lies-and-bowties: How I cook my eggs in the morning. Bedhead and all. only for bahamvt though O.O I’m suddenly craving eggs. Yesssssssssss Let me get the eggs…
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