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The funeral was a dignified affair
The Easter Egg Hunt is going to rock this year, thanks to Head Bunny Danni Ashe.
upthesnatch: A Rhea egg video from the former iteration of this blog. A Rhea is a large bird, and their eggs are just a little bit smaller than an ostrich egg. Wow, looks fun
When a fertilized egg attaches anywhere outside the uterus (an abdominal or ectopic pregnancy), the fetus may begin to grow but cannot survive. Under very rare conditions the miscarried fetus is neither expelled nor reabsorbed. Instead, it calcifies—effec
The Empress by GunnmX For more of GunnmX’s work follow the source link
sixpenceee: The following is a kiwi bird’s skeleton that shows the egg in proportion to the mother’s size. In comparison with other birds, Kiwi lays the largest egg in proportion to its body. The egg is equivalent to 15-25% of the bird’s body
The breakfast of champions. GPOY
Note to self: do not boil #eggs and go watch #porn and think that I’ll remember to come back in ten minutes to turn off the burner. Thank goodness I have air freshener. On the plus side I feel grrrreat!!
This is how my family tells the boiled eggs apart from the raw ones.
GOOD GODI’M NOT KIDDINGMY MOM HAD THIS WHEN I WAS A KID!I lied to the other kids and said square chickens laid these eggs! She still has it! But the best part…We were talking about this earlier today and when I went on Pleated Jeans (a site I
genderpunkrock:carry-on-my-wayward-butt: A sausage egg McMuffin is ū, but!! A sausage mc muffin is ũ. A single egg on the side is about .80c Save ur dollars by putting the egg on the muffin urself Egg mcmuffin: hacked
sejii: tumblr experiment: put in the tags what you call this thing
Egg
thedevils:The Serpent’s Egg (1977) Directed by Ingmar Bergman
The Tousled Lioness
So I’m playing the last of us left behind for a second time. Messing around in the Halloween store and I found Nathan Drake and Jak costumes! I love finding little easter eggs like this
dennys: We uncovered a Pokemon conspiracy! Someone was trying to hide these newly discovered creatures from the world but now we have them, and will be releasing them to you gradually. oh my god
the phantom exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist-red. I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed. Cheat on your man homie AAGH I tried to sneak through the door man! Can’t make it. Can’t make it. Shit’s stuck.
souffle-and-eggs: Not with the face
Eggs are Life
rabdoidal:best bros best boys, egg pants bear shirt
egg-rolls: when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
breakfast-time: genderpunkrock:carry-on-my-wayward-butt:A sausage egg McMuffin is ū, but!!A sausage mc muffin is ũ. A single egg on the side is about .80c Save ur dollars by putting the egg on the muffin urself Egg mcmuffin: hacked Follow for more
the-egg-god:su angst is the best
the-absolute-funniest-posts: ttimeturner: i cried about the eggs
the disney princess
The Seafaring Gypsy
soreeyeah: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See that membrane there? While the blood is gushing
nerdgirl-98: denmarker: condescetier: hungrylikethewolfie: marielikestodraw: gaave: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs
Why the Yoni Egg is Beneficial for Men w/ Makeda Voletta aka Sensual Warrior
demho3zhatinq: spoonmeb: lennybaby2: skidivame: Sasha Obama with Miles Brown and Marsai Martin at the White House Easter Egg Roll. Sasha is effing gorgeous. Look at those dimples! the babies! My hearttttttttt
empyrean-sea: tofu-nipples: New favourite quote 🙌 If you miss the amazon rainforest then stop buying sugar, soy, palm oil, tea, coffee, chocolate, bananas, pineapples, charcoal, diamonds, aluminum, oil, copper, gold, and paper And can I ask–when
nasfera2: Dr. Sebi conspiracy theorists and anti-vaxxers both come from the same anti intellectual garbage can. If you could cure cancer with nuts and goddamn berries said results woulda been replicated a million times over by now. Like come on y’all
Egg is Life
The egg of our hearts
nikoniko808: look at these gay eggs and thanks to iahfy for the color correction :3
The same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg. Moral of the story; it's about what you're made of. Not your circumstances.
The egg looks like it has a black eye , cept its yellow .
Kiwi eggs are huge.Not as big as (say) ostrich eggs, but compared to the size of a full-grown kiwi, they’re enormous. While kiwis have the biggest egg for their body size out of all birds, ostriches have one of the smallest.To be specific, around a
the-queen-of-angsts: shitpost-senpai: 8chn: 8chn: this is so agressive wtf? i cant stop thinking about how they broke the egg.. An orc made this, but a really domestic orc that likes to be told that she’s pretty. I love her
The dove once asked for pictures of my food. Here is broccoli, ground turkey,a couple eggs, and half a tomato with oinon powder, cumin, and garlic cooked in topped with avocado.
genderpunkrock: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: A sausage egg McMuffin is ū, but!! A sausage mc muffin is ũ. A single egg on the side is about .80c Save ur dollars by putting the egg on the muffin urself Egg mcmuffin: hacked
siliconebeauties: Egg Insertion Tool“[Primal Hardwere’s] new Egg Insertion Tool is designed to make egg insertion into your ovipositor much easier. Holes in the cup portion allow the egg to be released inside the toy without suction pulling it
genderpunkrock:carry-on-my-wayward-butt:A sausage egg McMuffin is ū, but!!A sausage mc muffin is ũ. A single egg on the side is about .80c Save ur dollars by putting the egg on the muffin urself Egg mcmuffin: hacked
The guardian by Sus Blanco
the-fish-guy: My submission for @moringmark ‘s space egg challenge!Screw the road, this chicken is crossing the galaxy! Entry 24Thanks for submitting!…okay what the
The affair continues. #eggs #poachedeggs #355calories #breakfast #cleaneating #instafoodie #instafood #food #foodie #foodporn #foodieporn #foodofinstagram #weightloss #weightlossjourney
egg-tampon: back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians
The Egg Thingo!
Eggs for the egg prince :3Happy Easter!
genderpunkrock:carry-on-my-wayward-butt:A sausage egg McMuffin is ū, but!! A sausage mc muffin is ũ. A single egg on the side is about .80c Save ur dollars by putting the egg on the muffin urself Egg mcmuffin: hacked
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