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slutpiggy: nice-nasty-stuff: Against her pleas I had her take the egg plant, she fucked it all the way in and out hitting her bruised cervix and wrecking the entrance to her cunt. The resulting gape is a far more beautiful sight than the tight hole
An egg a day keeps the doctor away.(or something like that…)
biomedicalephemera: Embryo of Chick in Shell Shell removed and amniotic sac dessicated after 19 days incubation. Note the air sac on the left of the egg; without that, the chick would suffocate. The in the air sac oxygen is replenished through micropores
I can’t help but think of that quote from The Usual Suspects, “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”“You think I look hot now?”I think my greatest trick was convincing Shannon that the pool was
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#breakfast bowl #foodporn #bacon #homefries w/ #Chipotle #tomatoes & onions also #fried #sunny side up #eggs and #avocado. I will not be hungry in the middle of my test.
wecouldliveonthesun: OH HEY WHAT’S THAT IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER? WHOA REALLY? I MEAN, REALLY? DAMN MARVEL, TREATING YOUR FANS TO EASTER EGGS LIKE THAT.
rock-flag-and-jerkface: professionalcinnabon: hairandbrokenglasses: incredible can I offer you an egg in this trying time? Now the egg thing is suddenly starting to make sense
foodopia: Potato Salad: Broccoli, almonds, cheese, and mint Smoked salmon, egg, and dill Avocado, egg, and French mustard Bacon, sun dried tomatoes, cheese, and basil
teaseanddenialcaptions: You know, I’m tired of counting days until your next release, so I thought of a new method to determine your cummies: I’m going to put a condom over your CB6000 and you’re gonna wear a vibro egg from now on. The egg is set
burgerlords: The Cheeseburger, is Missouri grass fed beef, roasted garlic aioli, bacon, Iowa sharp cheddar and a fried egg served with roasted red potatoes. Cranes -creativity reigns
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Guts, my man… I know everything is kinda fucked right now with the whole magic thingy and the falcon, but whatever that elder in the mage village or the elf king tells you, don’t use that shit, put that egg down or give it to the Skull Knight
zenien:I don’t really want anything.Don’t lie. Of course you do. — A friend. WONDER EGG PRIORITY (ワンダーエッグ・プライオリティ)01. The Domain of Children
#fullenglish #fryup #breakfast #eggs #toast #yum #foodporn # (at The Green Rooms Of Godstone)
licklucifer: thelittlerussianensign: florawrsaurus: adamspong: florawrsaurus: science side of tumblr? explain? levitate egg sackiatoo yeah okay thanks hp fandom Explanation:The fire from the candles used all of the available oxygen in the bottle
lilaira: Eggs and babies. New Egg adoptables soon~
Clathrus archerii - commonly known as Octopus Stinkhorn, is indigenous to Australia and Tasmania and an introduced species in Europe, North America and Asia. The young fungus erupts from a suberumpent egg by forming into four to seven elongated slender
instagrum: teratomarty: Reblogging because I had a dream in which this came in vitally handy. im so pissed i needed this 3 years ago in physics for the egg drop contest i googled for hours and you simply put it on my dash now… after my EGG has LONG
slbtumblng: Find the Eggs. Eggs~ < |D’“
surfdog2000: skullwizard: chaseoddity: Eggs on Dog IAN its me i am the egg dogg
mentalflossr: Japanese Egg Mascot Gudetama Gets Its Own Themed Cafe (and Weird Dessert) When you stab the mouth or rear end of your Gudetama pastry with a chopstick, it will vomit or defecate accordingly.
mynewurl: mynewurl: this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
ask-rarity-and-pinkie: Happy Easter everypony!! Pinkie and I helped orchestrate a massive Easter egg hunt across all of Ponyville this year! Some of the eggs still haven’t been found yet; we found such great hiding spots. ~Rarity x3
Easter eggs! From the Guardian
hardyness: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Occamy’s egg hatching:“Newt gently takes the egg back from Jacob as it hatches, revealing a small, blue, snake-like bird an Occamy. Newt, his face full of wonder, looks to Jacob as though expecting
mineralists: A collection of 850 mineral eggs carved in the renowned gem-cutting center of Idar-Oberstein, Germany.
goreygamer: Silent Hill: Downpour The most awesome of easter eggs
silversorcererroxas: Kingdom Hearts: Seasalt Ice Cream Reicpe Ingredients: 2 eggs 2 c. milk 1/3 cup sugar 1 t. vanilla 1 c. heavy whipping cream sea salt to taste blue food coloring (optional) ice pop molds (optional) How to make: Separate the eggs
This naughty little bunny wants your Easter balls, I mean eggs. No, I meant balls. Oh, can I paint them like eggs? I’ll lick them when I’m done… *giggles* Happy Easter(candy) All ♥
Fuck the diet ! Today I’m eating my favorite Egg Bacon Cheeseburger for lunch ! Hell yeah ! 🐷🐷🐷👍💪
niinfia: Okay I’m super bored so I’m doing one of these thingies EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL RECIEVE A POKEMON EGG IN THEIR INBOX LIKE THIS: Once reblogged, I’ll then submit what Pokemon hatches out of the egg tonight. It’ll look alittle
bomberbee: Eggs in the eggs
foodffs: This Cheat Sheet Shows the Best Egg Substitutes for BakingReally nice recipes. Every hour.
omgtsn:laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
guardians-of-the-food: Hamburger Onion Mushroom Frittata
sixpenceee: This is the egg of a horn shark. This shape enables a mother horn shark to wedge her eggs (which are usually laid two at a time) into crevices. This helps to prevent removal by most would-be predators.
Another picture of the baby birds in my backyardSource
chandlerhandle: curehardflip: jougasakis: Me: Hey bro can you pass me the eggs Bro: Sure thing dude We: good morning. egg post
jasonsback: frantzfandom: you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist? the astronauts? the rappers? the concert pianists? but you, the tumblr blogger you won Fun fact, it isn’t the strongest or fastest sperm that gets the egg, it’s
Seriously just had like the most ghetto Easter egg making ever
did-you-kno: Instead of being laid by the hen and incubated in the nest, the egg was incubated inside the hen for 21 days and then the chick hatched inside the mother. The chick is normally formed and healthy, veterinarians say, although the mother hen
iatethelastofthecorpse: liquidglue: on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt
fliptunas: i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
pointnclick:pwesident:thyrell:catasters:he a milkhis name is Dairy Producthe is hatching the eggs He’s a good egg
My deviled eggs are top notch. Can’t fuck with this.
unshaped: clemvevo: id-shoot-me: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself he’s clearly a female THE EGG IS STILL WET HOW ARE YOU NOT PANICKING
officialunitedstates: you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do youa) power through and continue brushingb) wash your mouth outc) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes
thejogging: Egg Player, 2013 Photography ♣
berniewong: Summer Breakfast.Scrambled eggs with ‘Zephyr’ squash and chanterelle. Some of the eggs were teeny, from new chickens.
Breakfast sandwich for the masses. Sliced brie, bacon, wilted spinach/beetroot leaves, sliced soft boiled egg, avocado, basil pesto. On pan fried bread. #food #foodie #foodporn #foodieporn #foodofinstagram #foodgram #instafood #instafoodie #nothealthy
Nothing sadder than a yolk breaking when you’re getting it out of the pan. 😭😭 #food #foodie #foodieporn #foodporn #instafood #instafoodie #foodofinsta #foodofinstagram #foodofig #egg #egglovers #eggporn #yolkporn #eggy #protein #weightlossjourney
prettygirlfood: S’mores French Toastmakes 1 sandwich 2 slices sandwich bread handful of mini marshmallows Nutella ½ cup graham cracker crumbs 1 egg 2 tablespoons milk Heat a skillet over medium heat. Beat the egg and milk together in a pie
happy easter friends!! I spent my morning throwing up right before searching for eggs, apparently im sick so bye bye all my chocolate I just received
hardyness: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Occamy’s egg hatching: “Newt gently takes the egg back from Jacob as it hatches, revealing a small, blue, snake-like bird an Occamy. Newt, his face full of wonder, looks to Jacob as though expecting
vanerotica: *The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in the egg, and in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs. Dreams are the seedlings of realities.” ~ James Allen (Models:
