the egg
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the egg clips
Girls and their toys. More from my stash. :D I like posting my best first. I like the bliss look on her face. :) I like them all, or I wouldn’t have them. That last one I thought was interesting odd. People use the banana in sexual jokes and such,
After school activities? ====To read or look at the whole comic/manga, follow the link. It’s in Japanese. Sorry.“This is a commercial “anthology” (short stories from several authors).I could be wrong, but I believe it is an original chara
jemgirl77: Girls and their toys. More from my stash. :D I like posting my best first. I like the bliss look on her face. :) I like them all, or I wouldn’t have them. That last one I thought was interesting odd. People use the banana in sexual jokes
Ino Yamanaka creampied and impregnated by huge frog cocks. Art by Slade. Silly Ino, the only way you’re getting those out is when you give birth to them! Until then, there’s no better way to pass the time than milking those dicks dry. Wait does this
I went to Disneyland Paris this weekend and I ran into Gaston wandering around the parkI would happily steal his body. Manly manliness with all the eggs.
nemeankitten: kayahdhorsemaiden: curvyrainbowboi: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the
crying-over-really-dumb-things:o-ceti:o-ceti:o-ceti:my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time Bow down to your king I can’t stop outdoing myselfRemember that post? The
julieraven:sexyorc:just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbdare you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament
angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
egbertitties: sugarcoder: kokoro-dirky-dirky: spockisinthetardis: soloontherocks: THE LAMP THOUGH GENIUS the egg FOREVER REBLOG j the mouse is evil though they’ll be like what why doesnt this work then theyll check and nic is just there
julieraven: sexyorc: just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbd are you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament
jericrah: angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. I’m a Canadian and I can tell you this is all true.
lemonadeleathers: aloneveganreed: callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the
tiocfaidharlulz: kropotkindersurprise: May 1 2014 - Nigel Farage, leader of the racist UK Independence Party gets egged. The man who threw the egg was holding a placard which said: “UKIP… sad, scared, old men”. He was put into a patrol car by
kingscrown666:aescapisms:There’s an old saying (I think it’s Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg
luvablemonsterrr:storytellerluna: docislegend: deathbydeadlifts: Damn Solid words and the potatoes don’t understand why the eggs aren’t reacting the same way they are ^^^^ last comment!
ask-outertale-frisk: swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager: vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe
emmaubler: eldrichwerewolf: ye-lost-bard: qualitytimeswithqualitylads: Little man got punched into the world and is already wandering off PSA Because I have seen people trying to help birds hatch by breaking the egg shell, please do not.The baby bird
max-the-egg-master: I made another Bayonetta oc and this time is an Angel. Pleasure, he is the counterpart of the demon Lust.—PLEASE SUPPORT MY ART BY REBLOGGING IT!THANK YOU SO MUCH!
max-the-egg-master: I made another Bayonetta oc and this time is an Angel. Pleasure, he is the counterpart of the demon Lust. — PLEASE SUPPORT MY ART BY REBLOGGING IT! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager: vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking
marchqueen: angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. canadians are my favorite mythological creature
angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. Lmao
just-shower-thoughts: Sperm cells ram themselves against the egg wall in order to weaken it so it can be impregnated, usually destroying themselves. So we’re not actually made from the fastest sperm, we’re all made from the mildly lazy sperm that
sunshinewithfitturtles: What about young men? They have no part in getting pregnant? I believe it’s the SPERM who swims out, not the eggs. And besides, accidents happen. I highly doubt she’s never gotten an abortion and/or taken the Plan B pill at
magicbuffet: a better look at the egg hair clip i made had to change clips i used to hold the eggy with, cos the black one didn’t stay in my hair.
captain-eli-of-the-sea: sixpenceee: Footage of a hatching gecko. (Source) Is the egg like bigger on the inside, like how
officiallyhumor: lukeskellingtxn: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
amuseoffyre: Having feelings about the fact that the two times we see Ed lose his temper and get seriously violent and aggressive with anyone, it’s when he’s been repeatedly verbally provoked about subjects that are very painful for him. I would
if you want a quick way to be my favourite person in the world then all you gotta do is give me one of the three games I want most in life and cant ever find: sims bustin’ out, disney extreme skate adventure and dogs life
Follow up to this pic ~The babies are one year old here and their names are Caracal and Serval, so everyone calls them Cal and Val for short (or the Kitten Twins) Cal hatched an hour before her sister. Even though they are an Amethyst and Peridot gem,
yoosee: marchqueen: angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. canadians are my favorite mythological creature カナダ人の産まれ方
hipsterivan13: 0lightsource: hipsterivan13: I made the egg salad like 3 weeks ago Shit was good but it felt like its missing something lolz I wish i could make some now, but go no mayo Ah okay…sorry bout the dilemma bro, I know the struggle when