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luvwife-w-bbc: ragingblackbull: Reaching her cervix early is a good thing. It ensures that his potent black seed will easily find the egg in her womb… I know this is what she wants, the deep dark cock, the cum flooding her deepest places…. and
foodnun: this is called biology this is the moment where the sperm cums out and races to the egg. Beautiful. Those are tadpoles.
julieraven:sexyorc:just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbdare you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament
Even though it was cold today and a gentle snow was coming down thick, I was excited to be out canvassing for the election. Our ballot measure had started out as a longshot, but ever since the news had started reporting on us our numbers in the opinion
sensualhumiliation: Feeling the increase of vibration speed of the “egg” which she is forced to have inside her, trapped on that tight latex suit, leashed with the strong harness…
For those of you who’ve been oh so patiently waiting, chapter 4 of Alone on the farm is finally out! Starting from chapter 1: With a sudden *pop* the bottle slid easily all the way in, right up to her cervix and an uncontrollable shudder ran throu
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Rolled my car this afternoon…I hit my head, but no concussion. Just a fat goose egg. The worst part was the laceration on my hand with some little pussy scratches sprinkled on. Three stitches in my hand later… Guess which hand? So…I
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She had tried again and again, but in the end it was all futile. The dragoness was frantic at first, but grew to love it as she felt the egg buzz inside her. It was just a push too far, and thus, her vibrator was stuck deep in her loins. There was no
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: egbertitties: sugarcoder: kokoro-dirky-dirky: spockisinthetardis: soloontherocks: THE LAMP THOUGH GENIUS the egg FOREVER REBLOG j the mouse is evil though they’ll be like what why doesnt this work then theyll check
be-blackstar: garlicbeauty: egg-licker: stayingwoke: So Iggy Azalea is running around town, saying that Beyonce using the phrase, “Becky with the good hair is racist”… girl go sit down with your irrelevant racist ass. But before you do…
pltnm06ghost: Oh shoot I forgot it was Jesus Day and I didn’t plan anything D: I still have 40 minutesl left over here to squeeze a bunny girl out in my timezone. Pulled a random name out of a hat and got Naga the Serpent. Happy Egg Day dudes, there
renxart: Pokémon Go Incubator Im very proud of this one! Im done with Pokémon for now :( go with the comic, with my patrons commissions and the Witcher Offer Thanks all of yours for the support!
teckworks: Master of the Hardboiled Egg! Head to my Patreon for hi-res downloadsand .psd files of my most recent images!
necrofuturism: i-am-the-egg: necrofuturism: there was a moustache on the floor at the movie theater today… Cinderella … this comment has utterly undone me
marchqueen: angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. canadians are my favorite mythological creature
mypleasurealways: humorous-blog: angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. ▒ Shit.They figured us out….. LoL, Pucklings.
cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
cat-boots: jokes on that kid who actually did throw the pencil tho because I did win the goddamn egg prize
teenaqeqrl: teenaqeqrl: I’m off to clean the mess off in the shower. I don’t know if you’ll hear me make noise as I have music on from my tumblr. Uhhhh. I have taken the egg to my sisters, will leave it in all night at her. ;)
verzisnsfwblog: DUALSCAR: okay what can i do to get you twwerps to go the hell awway?ARANEA: Nothing! It is important that we begin intellectual conditioning even when the eggs are in-cham8er. ARANEA: I fortun8ly dodged the metaphorical 8ullet, and
tenticletherapist: vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe
shoomlah: So, because my old Neopets coworkers continue to be some of the most amazing people I’ve ever known, there’s now a little Sparky-themed easter egg over at Coltzan’s Shrine. Gonna go cry for a while because this is the sweetest goddamn
lifeattheboundary: tentaclesbugsandgirls: Scourge of the evil! Nice hq clip! The egg scene at the end (not shown here) us awesome! Just… Yummy!
lemonadeleathers: aloneveganreed: callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the
sherlockisthenight: class-struggle-anarchism:tiocfaidharlulz:kropotkindersurprise: May 1 2014 - Nigel Farage, leader of the racist UK Independence Party gets egged. The man who threw the egg was holding a placard which said: “UKIP… sad, scared,
I had this really tedious dream where I had to mail a bunch of letters for some reason, and I put a letter in an envelope that was already addressed to someone else. I already put the stamp on it before I found out so I spent the rest of the dream trying
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I like reading lists of pop culture references/easter eggs in a show/movie/game, since I can’t catch them all myself, but there’s inevitably always an entry that’s really tenuous, like: “This character is named Bob, which may be a reference to
ohmygodyou-areproposing: the-house-doubt-built: a-man-n-progress: coolblackchick: fucking uterus’s im mortified i found this way funnier than i should have… here it is.. the time during which it slaves the eggs
shampain-dreamland: santakissu: professor-maple-art: angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. can my Canadian friends confirm
julieraven: sexyorc:just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbdare you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament
fyeahastropics: Stars and Globules in the Running Chicken Nebula(via APOD; Image Credit & Copyright: Martin Pugh ) The eggs from this gigantic chicken may form into stars. The featured emission nebula, shown in scientifically assigned colors,
kropotkindersurprise: May 1 2014 - Nigel Farage, leader of the racist UK Independence Party gets egged. The man who threw the egg was holding a placard which said: “UKIP… sad, scared, old men”. He was put into a patrol car by police and driven
mikotomisakas: idc what you say this is the best moment of the whole episode
reincarnivoretion: the dragons battle for dominance to decide who carries the egg there’s a chance ge//nji let his brother win -w-;; (for shimadacest week, day 2, au or mythology. my garbage sketch will probably be the only thing i’ll get out all
tarynel: kinghispaniola: gang0fwolves: i have the same look as the dog anytime i see this nigga in a video @haramasfuq come get your man .. First cracking eggs on these bitches skulls and now he biting a dog Is this nigga on drugs?
tentaclekinkticklesme: siliconebeauties:slicksdicks:Primal Hardwere Ovipositor Sale!20% off Krubera & Splorch until April 5th.“Egg hunts will never be the same!“ !!! UGH I HAVE SUCH A MIGHTY NEED….but the shipping to my country is ;_;
thegentlemansarmchair: edge-dweller: Which came first? The chicken or the egg? The Gentleman’s Armchair by Wes Hotchkiss [website | twitter]
angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
completelyaddicted: marchqueen:angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. canadians are my favorite mythological creature tyrellia
femsubdenial: cruelskitten: Play Party Fantasy I really want to be cotopped simultaneously by three men. One has the remote to the egg on my clit. He’s in the audience. I’ll never know who he is. Only that its his job to keep me on edge. One has
egbertitties: sugarcoder: kokoro-dirky-dirky: spockisinthetardis: soloontherocks: THE LAMP THOUGH GENIUS the egg FOREVER REBLOG j the mouse is evil though they’ll be like what why doesnt this work then theyll check and nic is just there