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daisykettering: One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice.
kaijutegu:reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump
thegoddamazon: mahakavi: never forgiving jared padalecki for suggesting that a 19 year old black woman testifying in the trial of her friend’s murder was lying under oath because she said cracker wasn’t a racial slur a white man has the nerve to
cognitivedissonance: darthmobius: cognitivedissonance: I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for Ũ. #ThanksObama LIES. that came from taxes I paid. Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in
fdlkjskfl: alwaysbewoke: micdotcom: Ferguson prosecutor admits he knew Michael Brown witness was lying On Friday, St. Louis County prosecuting attorney Robert McCulloch made a startling admission about his role in the grand jury process that did
cognitivedissonance: natalie-ann: asmilinggoddess: thefuuuucomics: cognitivedissonance: darthmobius: cognitivedissonance: I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for Ũ. #ThanksObama LIES. that came from taxes I paid.
nishlo: stunningpicture: In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me . Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8. damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make
ablogthingy: colourofthekites: Weird to think that Miss Vanjie was this year You’re lying
obscuropedia: Las Pozas, Mexico Las Pozas dates back to 1947 when Edward James was living in Mexico, in semi-exile. Deep within the rainforests of Mexico, seven hours outside of Mexico City, lies a magical hidden gem that very few have had the pleasure
dadaywerkz: My eyes were following a young boi jogging in his PT kit - THAT kinky PT kit. He was huffing and puffing after his rounds and came to my direction, glanced at me before lying down on a pushup bench nearby. As he continued to breath heavily,
nobodysbuttmonkey: aspirationalbrand: reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh
ctron164: princessandtheprep: The cop was given a chance to say he “messed up” and tell the truth and still went with his outrageous lie. Proof that you have to take what they say with a grain of salt. Feiden Santana did a great thing !
everafterhighconfessions: I feel like Jack B. Nimble should have faced some sort of repercussion for doing what he did in “Cedar Wood Would Love to Lie” He knew perfectly well who was in class and he knew perfectly well that she’s cursed to tell
cracked: “I lied, I abused my body, and I psychologically abused thousands of others. That’s right: I was in a weight loss infomercial.” 5 Shocking Realities Behind Ads for Weight Loss Products #5. The Before/After Models Don’t Follow
bangtanbis: slow-riot: Wake Me Up Inside has become a real joke but you all are lying if you say that you wouldn’t have loved lyrics like “bid my blood to run before I come undone and save me from the nothing I’ve become” if it was presented
hottestgirlaroundyou: “Please Son..Just one last time. I promise I will never ask you to fuck me again"She begged but I could clearly see that she was lying about being just one last time.
incestmomscunt: familycravings:When my son said he was going to cum buckets onto my tits, he wasn’t lying. I realized that too late but enjoyed every drop of his hot cum splattering on my tits nonetheless. Fucking hot cum bucket bitch
creampiesandincest: lovemysis-88–2: my sister told me that she was on birth control, so i could cum inside her without problem.. but she lied to me, and i found it out only few months later.. It really annoys me. I would have loved the thrill at
drellmaster: Update. The son who found his mom’s profile on a “dating” site told me that he messaged her from a profile without a picture. He didn’t lie, but didn’t volunteer who he was, he said. They have been chatting for a bit and she sent
tales-of-sex-and-incest: Incest Confession: When I was told my niece would eat anything if it had cream on, my sick-ass mind thought I’d put that to the ultimate test next time I saw her. As you can see by the footage, her parents were not lying. She’s
Right now, I would kill to just cuddle up with you, watch a movie with you, have a deep conversation with you, lie in your arms and sleep knowing I was safe with you, then wake up in the morning look you in the eye and say that I love you
when you smile, i melt inside i’m not worthy for a minute of your time i really wish it was only me and you i’m jealous of everybody in the room please don’t look at me with those eyes please don’t hint that you’re capable of lies
Interviewer: There is something about Loki that is really charming. Tom: Yeah… he is crazy, but all of his villainy comes from an emotional place. He’s heartbroken. You know, his whole life has been a lie. He was born as a cast out child of this
layohnay: your-lies-ruin-lives: accioculus: the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving and she asked
growboygrow: Davis stripped down to his boxers to prove he wasn’t lying. “All I have to do is flex real hard and my junk grows to 4x it’s size and it stays like that for a few days! Watch…”(An experiment at morphing a gif. Was more effort
combiningpowers: Breathing heavily as he lied on his bed, Derek Hale teased his hairy body with his strong fingers, pushing into his skin and stimulating the nerves that lay beneath. As his skin was slightly stronger than the average human, increased
aidenrasvanae: “Dear Citizens, They lie. That doctor is a fraud. My mind was not shielded, instead he wishes to spread the sickness. He’s with them. He’s with the Faceless. Do NOT let him touch your mind with his tainted hands. He will hurt you.
ilovemysistersass: My sister asked me to come to her room and lie on her bed naked. I was not expecting that
bathtilegreen: expiredsoymilk: love is a horrible horrible thing. get this parasite away from me. i lied its really a wonderful and freeing thing, im so lucky that i was loved back at one time
otakucutie: adreamwithoutyou: sherokutakari: therealhamster: woah man I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND. I don’t even know what to do with this information now that I have it i feel like my entire life has been a lie
rebelsestate: atira-patrice: amiyah said she’s givin us “thuggy thot trap king realness” and she ain’t neva lied the thing was, I thought she might have been trying to jump a fence until I recognized that position.
sweet-sissy-natalie: I would never lie *giggle* Of course I envy that girl and wish I was her *moaning*
sissyfucksluts: you knew he was lying but you let him take as many photos as he wanted, maybe if you were a good girl he’d let you suck that yummy cock again!
medicine-nerd: abookblog: kittyzumi: i’m just amazed honestly I’m not going to lie, I just bought two dresses flat out because they had pockets, that they looked good on me was secondary. Dresses with pockets
trappedinsuburbanhell:your-lies-ruin-lives:accioculus: the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving and
trappedinsuburbanhell: your-lies-ruin-lives: accioculus: the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving
sex-lies-and-bowties: Bahahah! Okay so was inspired by that one video of the boys twerking. I mean there’s no Lamborghini and this is what happens when you take wayyyyyyy too much pre workout. And yes I know I’m not good but if you can’t laugh
02chainz: d-issimulo: glinted: phriend: underthesnapback: josh-fallstar: Am I the only one that knows the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together? mind blown HOLY SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
gods-rentboy: ‘Mmm baby you like that? Yeah I know you love it when I slide my wet dick deep into your pussy’, All I could do was lie there in pain and pleasure as daddy’s thick cock plunged in and out of my quivering cunt, his cock and belly
me-gusta-very-much: vocaroo: after raven publicly announcing that she’s a lesbian, my sympathy lies with eddie i’m sorry to break it to you eddie but she was thinking about scissoring during this RAVEN’S A LESBIAN?!?!?
proteinpills:th0titwaaaas: theclash-at-demonhead:juanikoo:jji-gae:mythes:Audi Japan’s April Fools’ joke is that they are making a car with a built in rice cooker! Not going to lie I wish it was realjuanikoothis car is me But why can’t they make
arbetarmakt: prettymind-silkthoughts: distastefulnightmare: did the early 2000’s really happen or is it just a lie that the government wants us to believe It was ahead of it’s time stand users
careful-crow: thewitchway: nakedinasnowsuit: santmagdalene: The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother. God: where’s Abel? Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him It is TRAGIC that you can’t
sproutnabt: erytria: logically-asexual: logical-crow: logical-crow: Anyway adults saying “I don’t know isn’t an answer” is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well. Really though, what was that about? I don’t know is a valid
mauridianhallow: fangirlingoverdemigods: drtanner: suicunesrider: uneditededit: Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects? not gonna lie that still looks intimately real I’m still somewhat convinced
slimetony: saintsther: slimetony: I managed to eat from a golden corral buffet for 3 days by covering myself in moss and moving very slowly. they couldn’t detect me that is a blatant lie Randy. the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing
xeppeli: ryangoslingofficial: shrimppunk: ryangoslingofficial: actually i probably played gta vice city when i was like 9 lie to us again and you’ll be hanging in town square. say that again, hardcase? i ain’t gonna have any bosh tonight, hear
autisticmordin: clareironbrook: kurasumii: starry-nightengale: kurasumii: bolto: why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier “Look, we both said a lot of things that *you’re*
turbo-pharaoh: turbo-pharaoh: turbo-pharaoh: We saw a Tali statue at c2e2 that had the fattest fuckin ass and we were all jokin about how thick it was but I ain’t gonna lie it’s been on my mind for the past 3 days straight absolutely shameful
getpervysick2: kentskorner: I taught my boy to pull apart his butt cheeks when he’s taking a cock that feels a little too big for his tiny pucker. I told him this would reduce the pain, which was, of course, a lie. There’s nothing he can do, considering
ninejaallstar: askgoldenatoms: sushinfood: notsofriendlyelemeandor: bunbunxp: Wait. Is that Jackie chan? Or my eyes are failing me Nope. Your eyes aren’t lying to you. Jackie Chan makes the greatest Chun Li. Chan Li. This website was made just
iyumi-blue: yourweeaboobs: weloveshortvideos: there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama! PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED not going to lie that llama scared the shit out of me. was it
camalilium: tdino: camalilium: tdino: camalilium: i wanna say that “i can’t believe @tdino‘s outer senshi trash” but i’d be lying says the one who turned me into this #i was looking at the pluto sticker you gave me and love it more now
