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omgfamilyaffair: he told me that this was very important to learn, that every girl has to have the ability to swallow cock….daddy would never lie to me…would he?
grotesquelylovely:pulpfanfiction: amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. this was hilarious until that last one i never asked for this that last one
born-naked-stay-naked: bros-to-men: maverickmen: 14” Ginger cock WTF! lol no joke . im not even lying that recording is from a a vid chat with me . i was the person on the other line. and dam i wanted that in me ! wtf is right! well good
I walked into my bedroom and my sister was lying there half-naked. “Getting started without me?” She grinned as she turned to look at me. “Yep.” The ring that twinkled on her left hand reminded me that she loved me enough to take
Uuuhhh, let’s see. That’d be RO. And last night I was doing some soloing in Bio 3. So I would be pretty damn screwed. In at least the hurtful sense of that word. I would be lying dead on the floor by now, being pummeled with such skills as
torment-is-romantic: muirin007: potterheadschamber: heliumtaxihometome: 20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized This is beautiful. You are lying to yourself if you don’t think that Nikola Tesla was a total babe. I guess you could say that
myhiddengayside: My Hidden Gay Side 14” Ginger cock WTF! lol no joke . im not even lying that recording is from a a vid chat with me . i was the person on the other line. and dam i wanted that in me !
furbone: maverickmen: 14” Ginger cock WTF! lol no joke . im not even lying that recording is from a a vid chat with me . i was the person on the other line. and dam i wanted that in me ! Damn
secretlittleslut4u: “His dick was too big. It hurt when he fucked my pussy.” LIE.Trust me: there’s no such thing as a “dick too big.” 10inblackpipe:I will take a woman that gets excited about taking my bbc any day over the ones that say “It’
My girlfriend was complaining about how I don’t eat her pussy enough. As a man, I couldn’t just let her lie like that, what if someone heard. So I licked that pussy clean. She doesn’t complain anymore
kindlybeatingher: All of the studies of female sexuality until the 1970’s indicated that women do not like porn. Then it was discovered that women lie on study questionnaires
This seal was, and is, a lie. It tells you that there is quality in shitty games, when the actual intent is to show that it is an officially licensed Nintendo game.
Dash probes to see what exactly lies hidden at the end of a rainbow. I guess y'all can thank Smitty for that picture! He kinda brought up the topic about anal, and I was thinking that I have to draw something involving it. Funnily it’s actually
captainesc: fangirlingoverdemigods:drtanner: suicunesrider: uneditededit: Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects? not gonna lie that still looks intimately real I’m still somewhat convinced that someone
drive-malfrighten: drive-malfrighten: Did I ever mention that I have an official Pokémon World booklet with a lil guide on Pokémon Gold and Silver that featured screenshots of a Typhlosion named “BITCH”? In case you thought I was lying
I did the math and Emmett Till’s accuser has lived about 5.8 times longer than he ever did and now she’s saying it was all a lie that she made up. I’m beyond rage and beyond livid. I don’t give a fuck if she thought racism was
sithhappen: I’ve been lying to you, Ope. That deal I made with Clay about the cartel… it was to get me out too […] I’m leaving SAMCRO, Ope. I was gonna jump when Clay retired, but now…
All I wanted to do was to make you happy, even if you accuse me of lying, I spend half an hour providing you proof that I did not. But all I got back was “ok” I don’t know what to do.. I did my best as a girlfriend to keep you happy, smiling, and
pettyrevenge: My boyfriend of two years went away to college and I stayed home. Everything was going great until he met this girl that my gut instinct told me she was up to something. He started sneaking around, lying, etc, and whenever I asked about
pearlqueensposts: slut-for-sissies: VR-Tech claimed their latest immersion suit was state of the art. The experimental neural interface was supposed to be unhackable. That’s what they said. They were lying. Sabrina want sure about the tight
micdotcom: Russia admits it was in contact with Trump’s campaign, exposing a big Trump lie President-elect Donald Trump was adamant throughout his campaign that he had no connections with Russia. But a Russian diplomat torched Trump’s claim on Thursday,
krycca: sailorstoner: wardenaeducan: moonkistprincess: rubyreed: Bless these women and bless this article. Read/see more here. I’m not even going to lie, up until this instant I thought something was wrong with me (maybe that i was the ‘ugly
secretprincess9312: She knew that the moment he got her into this position, she had no chance. He was going to do whatever he wanted with her and all she could do was lie there and take it with tears streaming down her face.
It’s harder being back here than I was thinking it would be. Nah, maybe that’s a lie. I was hoping I’d be okay. I’m trying really hard and it’s so stupid how much he’s still on my mind. I just want to sleep. I wonder
thingsyourwifewilldo: Your wife wasn’t lying when she said she was going for a few drinks after work.. but she didn’t mention that she was also going for a few cocks too.
khfriendlyreminders: Friendly reminder that the last days of Roxas’s life consisted of him thinking he was going crazy because he was seeing things others weren’t only to find the life he thought he knew had been ONE GREAT BIG LIE. (◕‿◕✿)
scribbly-z-raid: Commission for @emzilla97! I was paid to draw a Bayonetta dakimura! Not gonna lie, I always thought that if I was ever commissioned to draw a body pillow cover it would be of Ghirahim. Commission info!
txtitlover: bbwmatureisbetter: hugetitlover21: @poetrystudios I love You bae I love poetry Which one of you mofos was it that said @poetrystudios was all tits and no ass? Lies!! Lol
songofages: theheadtheheartthetardis: Can we just appreciate Papa Lestrade for a moment? I mean. Papa Lestrade went to John’s place to give him some of Sherlock’s things and knew that John was lying to him after he said he was ok. You can see
sailorstoner:wardenaeducan: moonkistprincess:rubyreed: Bless these women and bless this article. Read/see more here. I’m not even going to lie, up until this instant I thought something was wrong with me (maybe that i was the ‘ugly kind of fat’?)
bimbo-puppetsandplaythings: Screw Loose I opened my eyes to find myself lying on the couch. I wanted to believe that I had taken a quick power nap but really it felt like I’d been asleep for a week since I was so refreshed and alert. My phone was on
eronthebender: bellaxiao: destinyrush: He was obviously asking for it. You can tell he secretly wanted it. WHAT WAS HE WEARING THO??? + HE SHOULD HAVE JUST RUN He’s obviously lying, I bet she didn’t even hit him just trying to destroy that poor
girlsbeingspanked:Coming home two hours after curfew is enough for a good, old-fashioned spanking, but coming home late AND lying about where she was going and who she was going to be with? Well, that’s grounds for the whoopin of her life. Bare
sailorstoner: wardenaeducan: moonkistprincess:rubyreed: Bless these women and bless this article. Read/see more here. I’m not even going to lie, up until this instant I thought something was wrong with me (maybe that i was the ‘ugly kind of
kevinwada: Gotta catch ‘em all! Coming at you, second day in a row with one of my favorite pieces that debuted at APE. POKEMON! If Sailor Moon was third grade obsession, then Pokemon was the 6th grade. I won’t lie, never knew how to play
rekendallflames: laughsovereasy: 40oznymami: I know I can’t be the only person that watched this show when I was younger 90s was peak diversity. *rubs hands**snaps**claps* You sang this don’t fucking lie
thepoliticalfreakshow: In Case You Missed It: Meet Ronald Ritchie, The White Man Who Lied About African-American Man John Crawford In A Walmart 911 Call, That Led To Police Murdering Crawford, Who Was Holding A BB Gun Which Was Pointed To The Ground
lyndez:whitegirlsaintshit:bjornwilde:akingintheshade:sweetheartpleasestay:STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKING LIE. THIS WAS SCRIPTED. WILL SMITH’S FATHER WAS ALWAYS IN HIS LIFE. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. HE IS A WONDERFUL ACTOR AND HE MADE THIS BELIEVABLE, THAT
kateoplis: “For 104 days, the police have lied and said Mike Brown was killed 35 feet away from Darren Wilson’s SUV. It was actually 148 feet. This distance is essential to the defense and how Darren Wilson must demonstrate that he “reasonably
validx2: atira-patrice: no lie, that “nope” shit was gettin me heated 😩 I was like this nigga ain’t phasen Floyd
lesliebensgone-blog: harry potter meme: four locations ↳the woods [¾] Harry opened his eyes and was dazzled by gold and green; he had no idea what had happened, he only knew that he was lying on what seemed to be leaves and twigs. Struggling
wifesahottie: Hotwife Tip- Your wife will lie to you..lol! This was my Hotwife’s tryst with a wild BBC. He secretly taped her..OMG! Funny thing was she had told me that he slapped her ass and she didn’t care for it. So when I saw the tape something
disneyskellington: ladyrexirai: disneyskellington: Here’s a picture of the Castle that I took at 1:30am when I was lying down on the sidewalk. (I was literally on my back, on the ground, about to fall asleep) (at Disney’s Magic Kingdom) How were
...Lost Letters...: You lied to me. When I was a child, you told me that the dark was a...
readern: Sure I was concerned that my wife was lying in the next room. Especially as my daughters moans were getting louder. So I put my hand over her mouth and pulled her towards me, whispering: - Shhh baby. Your mom might hear you.
bellyachegirlx-deactivated20210:I was gonna go to the store tonight after my take away but the belly ache defeated me, I needed to lie down. It’s a shame as well because I was gonna be daring and go out in that top. Maybe next time!
goinghotdog: ruinedchildhood: Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken Yo I was about to write that too glad I’m not the only one
I had it, it was right there, the future I’d always wanted. My dream was lying beside me, keeping me warm every night. I had it!I guess I should be proud, content in the fact that I had achieved my dream. So many never even come close, but I held
zhesty: oceanflowerbird: Doodling this was hard because even though I know deep down that it is true, it still felt like I was lying to myself. i promise it is true
wilczeuroczysko: thedailyrachel: cinemaocd: You should have recognized them by their ill fitting uniforms, but then fashion, never was your strong suit, was it? … I lied. Anyone insulting Ian McKellen in any character deserves a medal. That’s just
patiently-waitingg: skarosoul: captainboobs: scarletandsilver: missatralissa: teenw1thablog: WHATADKL I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT TURN OF EVENTS!! PLOT TWIST: THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE SNAKECAKE! EXCUSE ME YOU WHAT I was scrolling down and I jumped
Release? Because I said it was today?That lie was just to get you into the cage. Foolish boy.
mentalalchemy: anarchydiver: The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey. MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
feministrology: someone: i’m a three sport athlete and im taking 5 AP courses and i currently have a 5.0 gpa!!! me: yeah but … are u ok
lettiebobettie:I have added more to this collection~It was initially brought on by the fact that I was commissioned by a super cool client to do a Hans in this style (I would be lying if I said it wasn’t one of the coolest commissions I have ever had
He could tell that I was wifey material. But I wasn’t looking for love I was looking for a buzz.. So at times I would lie and say I’m busy, yo