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backdoorteenmom: In what world is a leaked sex tape comparable to a leaked phone call that was only published to prove Taylor was blatantly lying to the media so she could manipulate the general public against another singer….. The one white people
kaluak: I won’t lie to you all, I find it hard to believe that through all Link’s adventures and battles, he’d come out the other end with a shield that was as pristine as when he received it. I therefore present to you: Link’s realistically
lovethefamly: My husband came home two hours earlier than planned from work today, and he found me naked in bed. He wondered obviously what I was doing there, and I told him that I needed a nap. He began to undress and said that seeing me lying there
thecityofwizards:isaacnewts:confessionsofarebel:These aren’t just pictures. They’re the pictures. if you didn’t sing the intro song I know you’re lying ba ba baaabaaa ba ba ba baaaaararararrararraaaaaaa Damn it, I was singing that song too
avatarlove: “You had a new dream, it was more like a nightmare.You were just a little kid, and they cut your hair,Then they stuck you in machines, you came so close to dying.They should have listened, they thought that you were lying.Daddy was an asshole
This was written by a little 6 year old girl. I babysit her and her two sisters - Rebecca and Mia, and before they go to bed they all sit down and write little prayers to God. This was the one that Hollie wrote last time, and it absolutely broke my
yehudiah: clubteah: I remember how my ex used to do that when she was sad, she sat on my lap and wrapped her legs around my waist and just kept kissing my neck softly and slowly and i stroked her back for like 2 hours without saying anything and that’s
dopeybeauty: me after opening up to someone: wow, i feel so much better!!! :) that was a good idea. me lying in bed that night, realising what I’ve done:
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#159 - Bad BoysStory: Jaune and Ren needed some extra cash for a hit new game that came out recently. They were walking through Vale for part time jobs that fit their schedule when they found an ad for a modelling thing. It was one day only and the amount
freejimmer: college is not fun or better than high school everyone is lying like ya u go to mad parties but when u in the middle of taking shots you’ll remember that online quiz that was due 5 minutes ago and then just sit there and stare at the ground
ready-edmayne: therainingkiwi: acertainmaybe: More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble. More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade
tokomon: my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”
absoluteshiiit: lyndez:whitegirlsaintshit:bjornwilde:akingintheshade:sweetheartpleasestay:underthe-eclipse:smiles-sunsets-and-sarcasm:That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to
ask-king-sombra: PART ONE of the great Guest Artist contest thingie! I didn’t expect THIS MANY submissions! Holy crap! You guys are AMAZING! All of these are AMAZING! Saying that I was going to have two rounds was a lie, because everyone passed the
tuherrus:so i was thinking about taako’s aunt and started rolling down the hill of found family feelings
kasukasukasumisty: thecoaltrain15: Headcanon: the banana boat Martin mentioned where Finn was born was the Ark. Why else would’ve been a freakin tiger in the middle of the ocean? Martin made the boat and the tiger up. The tiger bit seemed like
xuza: Something of a continuation of this comic…! After he lost his amulet, Vronaak fled before Evadriel could really say anything to him. She wasn’t mad about what he was, just mad that he had lied. While he was gone she fished the amulet out of
I was lying on the floor (with my dogs) and went to get up, but I leaned on my hair while getting up so I just got yanked back downand I have to think that sort of thing must happen to Amethyst a lot. But she’d just be like “eh, whatever” and continue
stfuconservatives: seriouslyamerica: ladyatheist: logicd: Yup Neither person would fucking “scare me” if they were walking through my neighborhood at night. Oh, and we’re just straight up lying now and saying that he had “gang related tattoos”?
i-am-a-fish: anxiety: this is NOT A DRILLthis is NOT A DRILLNOT A DRILLNOT A DRILLTHIS IS NOT A DRILLok i lied that was just a drill i was testing you
the-anal-destiny: Mom always said “If they wanna leave, let them. And then make them regret it.” That’s a lie. My mother actually told me when I was 5 that she adopted me from the gorilla exhibit at the zoo. Anyway, here’s my tatas.
lovemilkbun:I said last time I would never make another Pokémon Motivational poster but that was obviously a lie! I had to make just one more for all those that work hard~ (I’ll have them in stock in a week or so btw)
oh u know. just exo-ls fucking shit up like usual. during today’s music core, where you’re prohibited to take photos, someone was caught taking photos of exo. they lied and said they were a shawol w/ a fake fanclub id. so then shawols were
ponprincess: leogirl97: i hope 2017 is soft and forgiving It’s SO funny seeing posts like these. Remember when we all said 2015 was the year from hell and 2016 WILL be better? Remember how that was a literal complete lie. Now look at us….grasping
youngchastity: Lying in bed - horny, frustrated, aroused. A strange and intense mixture of feelings. My girlfriend just slapped my balls 40 times for unlocking me for school yesterday because I had sports. That was the only time I was unlocked in 8 days
eccentric-m3: fxckaurl: I see that contour binch I was just thinking that. I see that contour too
candiikismet: sobeitjayt: When You Watching HurtBae And The Part Where She Says I Forgave You Cause You’re My Best friend That’s real No lie I was fighting the tears back. Kourtney had me in my feeeeeeelings. Leonard the coldest nigga alive.
1shug1: ratchetmess: someone lied and told this pastor that was ok… I FUCKIN CAN’T!!!!!! the first “nigga” shocked me, I was like WHAT NO STAHP THIS IS A JOKE
chubbycheekhamster: oswinandargent: In grade 7, my geography teacher told me that backwards is naive, and that it’s really just tap water and that was when I decided there is no good in the world and the government lies what government
mobfrog: mobfrog: the last ep of mob psycho is hilarious to me because like. if sakurai’s sword didnt actually cut reigen, why was he lying on the ground, face-down and completely silent, for like 3 minutes? why?? was it for dramatic effect?? that’s
oswinandargent: In grade 7, my geography teacher told me that backwards is naive, and that it’s really just tap water and that was when I decided there is no good in the world and the government lies
secretmochi: iceeyacee: stickygreen3: meshanna: Yep thats pretty much accurate…smh That’s why I be cautious with these so called “Bi” girls!! They be lying 😂😂 It’s the complete opposite cause i be ready and then the girl that was
Before I could even process anything that was happening, I was lying on my back and helping him remove my panties from under my skirt. I watched him release his dick and salivated at the sight of it hard as a rock. He hurriedly removed a condom from his
grumpysalmon: to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons for a moment, I was moved: imagining a family I was happy to have and be a part of. After inspection, I understood the truth.
megandmrbig: “I don’t even want my hand in your pants…” Baby, I was a dick. You rejected me and I acted like a spoilt child and deliberately hurt you by saying something I did NOT mean. Everything I said that night was a lie, childishly trying
haastsarend: Had a guy yell at me for taking Ū that was sitting by itself at the tip rail, because apparently it was his friend’s and for whatever idiot reason his friend thinks it’s a good idea to leave money lying around in public and walk away.
thecafeleblanc:“It’s….for work.” Akira chose his words carefully in public – you never knew who was listening, after all. Technically, it wasn’t a lie: he was given jobs, he applied his skills to complete the jobs, and he sometimes got
pumpkinspicepunani: ourmelanins: And to all the people accusing her of being “grown” for dating a man that age. He lied about his age and told her he was 20. Not that that’s even relevant since there are plenty of teens in abusive relationships
:betaboyatl:She promised always to have sex with a condom , her excuse was that the condom snapped but you now very well that she is lying. Then she said im still feeling horny can you go down on me, its not that much cum in there and tons of cuckolds
Loved the disclaimer to your last podcast like I’m not *always* lying in bed when I listen to you. The hypnosis was exquisitely lovely. And very surprising. Thank you. :)Disclaimer? Darling that was a command.
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents—except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely
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lorellaigilmore: growing older and getting gayer means realizing that every m/f ship i really passionately rooted for as a teenager was me projecting bc i was in love with the woman
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