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tubbertons: …. Apparently it’s No-Shame November… Have some of that Self-ship poly porn I was talking about a while back. (there’s a variety of garbage here but I’m just keeping a small preview and the rest under the cut ffff) Keep reading
As an addendum to our previous post, here is what we’d call a real woman. The diet and fashion worlds have lied to and manipulated women for so long, girls like this are an endangered species. It’s long past time that was changed…
“So my friend slept over last night and we shared my bed, but after she fell asleep I suddenly got really turned on and started rubbing my clit while she was just lying right next to me and it felt so good. I actually started imagining that my friend
“I can see by the lump in your boxers that you’re not mad… which is good, because I already went back for seconds this morning before they checked out… They told me they ran out of condoms, which was a lie, because I could still
albucrazay: chivuron: albucrazay: i’d fuck me so would i! you yourself and i should have a threesome! lol that was pretty good yo not gonna lie i do try ;P
anicegoodboy: Oh you naughty boy, I knew it was stiff, look at that. Now you lie over my knees, come on. I can’t stand dirty boys with hard little pricks. I can see I’m going to have to keep tight control over those little balls of yours. Naughty
Thug Hunter - Slingin and Suckin Dick and he said he never did this b4… that was a straight up lie
What your wife felt when he started fucking her was pure sexual ecstasy. She no longer saw adultery as sinful or wicked but as something necessary. She knew that she would lie to you as many times as needed to stay with him again, to feel his cock again
babyiloveari: you’re lying if u didnt smile. (That was niall talking)
When the morning light began to flood through the window, I opened my eyes and was reminded instantly that you were lying next to me naked. You looked so beautiful as you lay sleeping. But my hunger for you couldn’t wait. I placed my head
distraction: She lost herself within the man that she thought she was going to marry. She lost herself after the weeks of not eating after seeing the man of her dreams walk out of her life, she lost herself everyday after he left thinking about him,
blue-eyed-hanji: this was the greatest movie ever and nothing you say can change that
The towel picThanks for the submission, thats a great VPL
livinthelife0friley: Senpai noticed me (^:you art good
zenonzequel: my jonas brothers phase was so pleasant tumblr didn’t exist and my only sources of information were tiger beat and disney 411
Damn look at you always thinking!! *give you a cool five five like handshake* lol 💛✨💛✨💛Good job I at first just thought say you spilt something on that was vinegary lmao ^^” but this lie is better!
kittenfossils: hacksign: clalish: hacksign: “i misread the post” no shade but it was like a sentence long and you kept arguing with multiple ppl and it didn’t dawn on you to re-read the post. Tell Another Lie. Please @ me next time you ugly
The Celebrity Magazine with Eunhyuk and Choco The ‘tap tap’ sound of her footsteps that approach him as he’s falling asleep for an afternoon nap; Eunhyuk says he feels more comfortable when she lies next to him on the sofa. Even when they look
amorti-piu: We met a friend for lunch. On the drive home my girl asked me if she could put me in her mouth while I was driving. I thought about it for a moment, (that’s a lie. What man would have to think about it?) I loosened my belt to let her in
deathexe: (my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.
breastforce: aesopjazz: E3: 2015: when every single game that was determined to be a myth or a lie suddenly showed up
aesopjazz: E3: 2015: when every single game that was determined to be a myth or a lie suddenly showed up
blog-octet: deathexe: (my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool? dont lie dude.
talentedliarloki: lokilaufeydottir: bettybannersciencechick: ask-guardian-jackfrost: right darkeningsand: Why did I make this? {OOC} LISTEN TO THE SONG OF MY LIFE. I SAID I’D GET THEM DONE BUT THAT WAS ALL SOME LIES THIS IS THE MOST
collinear:Have you never wanted to do anything that was dangerous? Where should we be if no one tried to find out what lies beyond? Have you never wanted to look beyond the clouds and the stars, or to know what causes the trees to bud? And what changes
eyxxx: It’s been far too long since a proper updated on “this side”. Enjoy some sexy Naughtidot action! Let’s not lie about it, inspired by a lovely panel I saw in a @JAB comic! wish that was me with her~ < |D’‘‘‘
javidluffy: With Martin Freeman as Donald Duck not going to lie….for a sec I thought that was Alvin,Simon and Theodore lol
mygrowingroommate:I fully stocked our kitchen and fridge last night. Woke up this morning and everything was gone. Then in stumbles my half asleep roomie with a belly that tells no lies….My roomie: “So what’s for breakfast? BRRRP!”
theycallhimcake: Had this sketch lying around for a few days that was originally part of something else, might as well post it now.Dat angle.
freckledbastard: There I was, minding my own business when suddenly intense Luffy and Robin nakama feels hit me. That’s a lie. I always have feelings for these two. Only Friends Are Allowed To Touch Luffy’s Hat.
mckinnon-m: #well that’s the role of a lifetime if i ever saw one
there was a star danced
theparttimemisanthrope: footage of the US government after telling the public that it was a “missile test.”
ratchetmess: ratchetmess: someone lied and told this pastor that was ok… This actually never gets old
shutupkristen: That one time I made two dresses out of The Fault In Our Stars Pages…. About a week ago, I looked at my first copy of The Fault In Our Stars by John Green. It was falling apart at the seams, having been annotated, cried into, traveled
peterbishops: season 2. episode 13. “what lies below” “I thought that was the point of having people who care about you in your life… to have someone to talk to when you’re scared. ”
anonmarleighdourif:Nica and Chucky. :) I actually told some people I wasn’t gonna finish this; it’s not like I lied completely though… since it did need A LOT of fixing… and that was a little discouraging. (I tend to be lazy) Anyways, I do think
supernugget42: greenwithenby: hedgehodgemonster: toodutchforyou: i don’t get it omg “Party Cannon”? Not gonna lie, I thought we were going with ‘faggot’ because that was a big bundle of sticks.
snkgifs: ↳ When we pledged to survive. When we said we’d all live to become old men and drink together. All of that… Was it all a lie? ~Connie Springer, Ch 48~
5amhigh: dainktellectual: puffthatdee: itskyalenotkyle: Mr Johnson’s Choir–Mask Off yo i lost it when he literally took his mask off 😂😂 GOTTA be the best one so far 🤣😂🤣😂 😂😂😂I’m not even going to lie, that was lit
mofckenwill: nathaliee: 81 year old is reunited with his high school sweetheart after 62 years.True love doesnt have an expiration date OMG, that was soo cute (: awwwh that made me tear a little bit like no lie ! lucky guy… i never had a high
thechanelmuse: misstaylorsaid: thechanelmuse: Laurence Fishburne talks black-ish with Rosie Perez and Whoopi Goldberg He unapologetically went in and Rosie wasn’t ready lmaoo. Rosie was giving that, “you can’t say that in front of white folks,”
lonniiii: kingofhispaniola: demho3zhatinq: kicksthatfly: And here I am trying to get an education 😂😭 Sign me up now My brother saw his friend post this and he was like this nigga is lying so he did his own research and welppp it’s true
aphvikings: when you have a teacher thats easily distracted and you dont wanna do any work First off, why is he blatantly lying like that?
lofty-vanguard: sonoanthony: niggas are not mad that you a hoe, they mad that you not a hoe with them Pure factsBecause if you was swallowing his kids he wouldn’t be tripping
trebled-negrita-princess: br1ghtfutur3: Unless you change that bandaid, you’re going to get an infection because that shit was a lie. TELL EM AGAIN LMAO ^^^^
overwatchgarbage:unclefather:I just got a message that said “sorry I was just getting my dick sucked while playing overwatch XD lol” and I know for a FACT that’s a lie because people who play overwatch don’t get their dicks sucked. They suck the
freejimmer: college is not fun or better than high school everyone is lying like ya u go to mad parties but when u in the middle of taking shots you’ll remember that online quiz that was due 5 minutes ago and then just sit there and stare at the ground
