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katrinamonroe: pleasure-x-pain: I don’t share very well, but this was pretty hot. Do lots of women share this birthday wish? lol Not gonna lie. That’s hot as shit.
The worst thing about the new Star Wars movie is that everyone in the house saw it, leaving Frisbee alone for multiple hours.When I got home he decided to follow me around and lie down against me whenever I was still for more than five seconds. When he
native-fem: djenjames: nativefemboy: follow djenjames! yuuuup, that’s how it went down roberta-san! xx Honestly I can’t lie to you guys anymoreThis was a false flag op brought to you by us and several other senior staff in the Illuminaughty You
cognitivedissonance: natalie-ann: asmilinggoddess: thefuuuucomics: cognitivedissonance: darthmobius: cognitivedissonance: I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for Ũ. #ThanksObama LIES. that came from taxes I paid.
littledarlingnikky: clarknokent: aaliyah-appollonia: aaliyah-appollonia: clearitnow: Check the box? Are you down ? 👀 Both of them should be arrested Can’t lie that lil spin move was ❄️ Tall strong women it’s y’all time! 😶😶😶😶😶
connard-cynique: thespectacularspider-girl: turbo-pharaoh: turbo-pharaoh: turbo-pharaoh: We saw a Tali statue at c2e2 that had the fattest fuckin ass and we were all jokin about how thick it was but I ain’t gonna lie it’s been on my mind for the
rydenactionnews: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was
sloppysecondspdx: My husband assured me that there was nothing exciting going on at book club but every time he comes home and kisses me, I can’t help but taste his lies.
teashoesandhair: emmgr2: loveofotaku: creativealias: The Art of Lying #Pinnochio learned how to deal with his problem and he dealt with it well He was the first politician. REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THAT COMMENT OH MY SHIT
strikercorbie: cognitivedissonance: natalie-ann: asmilinggoddess: thefuuuucomics: cognitivedissonance: darthmobius: cognitivedissonance: I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for Ũ. #ThanksObama LIES. that came from
suicunesrider: uneditededit: Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects? not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
theicelandicmountaindaisy: One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t
trappedinsuburbanhell: your-lies-ruin-lives: accioculus: the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving
ferrettmalfoy: IT WAS THE FOURTH OF JULY*breaks down your door*YOU AND I WERE- *punches the wall*YOU AND I WERE-*rips down your posters*FIRE, FIRE, FIREWOOOORKS*jumps out the window*THAT WENT OFF TOO SOON*lies facedown in grass*AND I MISS YOU IN THE
cuckoldselection: It was bad enough that your wife invited him to lie next to her, but she then stroked his cock and made it hard. Then she compared the size of your cock to his. She laughed and then fucked him.
littlegirlvoice: No one told me that I would go through intense periods of sexual desire. What it was, how to handle it, how I would feel. It just happened to me. I would lie in bed writhing in heat, rubbing the blankets between my thighs, squeezing
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dou-hong: dou-hong: dou-hong: All sorts of goodies lying around the CN kitchen! Kinda bummed that I didn’t see a Garnet, but I grabbed me a pearl one! Apparently the Garnet bars were the first to go! Luckily a friend was able to locate one in
presidentboob: shakeyourbuddah: roselalond: roselalond: my mom just bought mitt romney toilet paper if you thought i was lying that must be hard to get your butt clean when you wipe it up with more shit
sincestkid: juanleona:Damn Judy, I was certain you were lying. That’s just so nasty, you let your brother sperm you’re unprotected pussy. What if you get preggers? Do you think you could convince him to do it with us? just sixteen and already
oldbookillustrations: Upon the shoulders, just behind the nape, With wings wide open was a dragon lying, And he sets fire to all that he encounters. (Inferno, Canto XXV) Yan Dargent, from La divine comédie (The Divine Comedy), by Dante Alighieri, Paris,
bullroyalty: I would be lying if I didn’t say how much we like MILFs with a Phat Ass, especially ones that a - Squirt, b - deepthroat, and c - take black cock up the ass. This was our first encounter with this one, she turned out to be a total black
thegavelcorrupts: The older I get, the more I realize that age doesn’t bring wisdom. It only brings weary. I’m not any smarter than I was 30 years ago. I’ve just grown too tired to juggle the lies and hide the fears. Self-awareness doesn’t reveal
turbo-pharaoh: turbo-pharaoh: turbo-pharaoh: We saw a Tali statue at c2e2 that had the fattest fuckin ass and we were all jokin about how thick it was but I ain’t gonna lie it’s been on my mind for the past 3 days straight absolutely shameful
captionstojerkby: I shifted a little in the cuffs, trying to get more comfortable, but his eyes caught the movement and he shot me a stern look. He knew that I hated being tied up lying down on my stomach, but I was in enough trouble as it is, and didn’t
ifatten:I finally defeated this shirt!!😈not gonna lie feeling the buttons fly off was really satisfying, because this shirt has been basically skin tight since I hit 220lbs yet it just NEVER burst, but now, just after I hit 270lbs, it did just that😌🎉🐷
colonel2spooky: im so worried that the ladybug website has been released but its some obscure french site so you can’t find it at all or zagtoon lied to us and there was no website maybe the website has been inside of us all along we are the website
pulpfanfiction: amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. this was hilarious until that last one i never asked for this
otakucutie: adreamwithoutyou: sherokutakari: therealhamster: woah man I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND. I don’t even know what to do with this information now that I have it i feel like my entire life has been a lie
therewillbefandomtears: I just started Fullmetal Alchemist and I’m not gonna lie, I was not expecting that giant ass piece of spiky fucking death metal to be an adorable, nice little boy.
masquedperformer: my sister just said “what if donald trump isnt actually a bad person but it’s his hair whispering lies into his ear and controlling his physical form. what if is hair is the root of all evil” like it was that fucking bowler hat
bangtanbis: slow-riot: Wake Me Up Inside has become a real joke but you all are lying if you say that you wouldn’t have loved lyrics like “bid my blood to run before I come undone and save me from the nothing I’ve become” if it was presented
tw3rk4acheck: tw3rk4acheck: me & bae on my birthday. the video that worldstar and mediatakeout posted LYING. THIS WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY WITH MY BOYFRIEND IN THE WHITE. AND I’M AN EXOTIC DANCER SMH.
littlesisterwish: I told my little sister that she can’t get pregnant as long as it wasn’t all the way inside and next to her cervix. She’ll eventually get knocked up from my sperm and find out I was lying but I think tricking her is so hot I don’t
ohmythathappened:cognitivedissonance:natalie-ann: asmilinggoddess: thefuuuucomics: cognitivedissonance: darthmobius: cognitivedissonance: I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for Ũ. #ThanksObama LIES. that came from
tj-593: mikerickson: Last night I had dinner at a restaurant with outside seating and there was this adorable dog lying down like four tables away that kept looking at me. Over the course of the entire meal, we had sustained eye contact for probably
breedmeballsdeep:She grabs his sack and moans loud as she feels him unload his seed inside her. She feels hit hit her cervix, and begin seeping into her fertile womb. She told him that she was on birth control… she lied.
jhonnyspot: “That moment she first realizes I was lying about pulling out as she feels her unprotected pussy receiving a cum tsunami”
haydenrodgers: quatrepourtoiglencoco: don’t lie, this was the first thing that popped into your mind the second HBC and Tim Burton split This is brilliant but how the fuck would this be anyone’s first thought
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chartreusetrans: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cantcontrolthegay: If Netflix Was A Person WHERE IS THE LIE so what I’m getting from this gifset is that I’m pretty much Netflix when I have friends overSaaaaaaaame”YOU
jilliciouscaptions: What are you doing home from school so early? Well, now that you are here you could help me out. Mommy was just going to lie here and masturbate for a few hours but I think your cock would be a better solution.
naturalshocks: wall-jaeger: mycrofthholmes: naturalshocks: blue-box-impala-lock: naturalshocks: Another day, another screencap. h o w not gonna lie i thought the eraser was smoking cus you erased it too hard or something That happens too,
asspreciationassfreak: I like big gapes and I can not lie You other brothers can’t deny That when a girl stretches out her itty bitty rosebud And it’s round and in your face You get sprung Wanna pull out your cock ‘cause you wishing her butt was
finaldisciple:mysharona1987: Just a reminder: What the police said about Tamir Rice’s death before they realized there was video footage. How is this not perjury? There’s no legal documents that you could just tell blatant lies on, If you even
666satans666calling666: The Risen xrist The Gospel Of SATAN! 666satans666calling666: Ch 21:19-29 Things the book of lies Doesn’t Tell You! Now On The First Day Of The Week Mary Magdalene Came To The Tomb Early, While It Was Still Dark, and Saw That
sissyrulez: Stop lying to yourself. You wish that lollipop was a cock, don’t you sissy - words of sissy wisdom
persian-slutwife: She’s the kind of girl who goes to parties knowing that she was only invited because of her reputation as a “sure thing”. She’ll lie to her boyfriend and tell him she’s going to Katie’s house to study. She’ll go to the
nishlo: stunningpicture: In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me . Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8. damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make
awkwardzerophotos: boatsalad: uh oh Zero mom found out you’re being a lying sack of shit loOKS LIKE YOU’RE GROUNDED NOW WHOOPS THAT SUCKS Uhhhh….I was, uhhhh, talking about…..uhhh….Copy X, yeah! ehehehe
