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Confession: Sometimes I wish that my job was just to lie around naked all day.
sakuraharunogirl: (Sakura) Lie down in my arms Try not to breathe Quiet love, you are now with me You need no words to speak (Sasuke) For my mistakes, I am to blame Never believed that it was all meant to fall I’d give my life, to have you near once
pulpfanfiction: amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. this was hilarious until that last one i never asked for this One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belo- *gradually
get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby my life is a lie WHAT
onlyblackgirl: rassoey: my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him If cats could vote they would vote for him. You untype that lie rn
bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom
turbo-pharaoh: turbo-pharaoh: turbo-pharaoh: We saw a Tali statue at c2e2 that had the fattest fuckin ass and we were all jokin about how thick it was but I ain’t gonna lie it’s been on my mind for the past 3 days straight absolutely shameful
chaoticrice: inuyana8: For fiveforchibis! I’ll never be able to draw profiles or legs, but I don’t care, this was a cute idea. I imagine that Wu would put on a tune (and lie it’s the radio) just so he could have an excuse to dance with Mako.
datneeks: socialjusticeichigo: shadowthorne: mizushimo: mauridianhallow: fangirlingoverdemigods: drtanner: suicunesrider: uneditededit: Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects? not gonna lie that
sonocomics: No lie, I legitimately thought that he was Larry for like five minutes. Click HERE to check out more Spirit of Justice comics! Click HERE to view my schedule for the current month!
gaygirlprompts: She’d never been one to use her magic for frivolous reasons before, but the girl lying in a that hospital bed was an exception. “I know you can’t see the stars very well from here, so I brought them to you.”
may: commongayboy: Kesha was offered her freedom only if she were to lie and say that she wasn’t raped. Fuck Luke. Let her go. #FreeKesha THIS IS SO DISGUSTING
z0mbiitch: vampire0f-sacramento: herspanic: This goddamn episode smh this scared the shit out of me when i was little. Not even gonna lie, to this day I have a weird fear that a Halloween mask will bond to my face if I put it on
squishingmytum: You know that feeling when you’re lying in bed, and you’re like “if only someone was here to cuddle and squish my belly”
ladyshinga: ladyshinga: Today I described some one with “He has a default bioware hero face that we all rush to correct” and I gotta say it’s one of my more well-crafted insults This was about Elon Musk i cant lie
colachampagnedad: superllama42: C) Popeye after eating a can of spinach. D) Jackie Chan in a warehouse full of random props lying around. And he doesn’t want any trouble. Thought this was a done deal but now that I see D as an available option I
chuwenjie: Wayyyy back in 2017, one of the very first things I did on Kipo was some rough and quick concepts for the clothes that Kipo tries on in episode 1! (I won’t lie, a few of these are pretty much just outfits I have in my closet lol)
bravo44: *Insert suggestive Cortana quote here* I got this idea from @neroxliv I won’t lie. He straight up approached me with the notion of “How come we don’t have enough 9 inch Cortana porn?” It was one of those things that nearly caused an
asleepylioness: Your impromptu sex theme was worked well because I mean, isn’t that such a pleasant surprise? Cozy, lying in bed in a flannel because another stupid cold front has rolled in and surely helps keep me warm. I’m wearing these super
molhadaequente: Horny at the beach can only have one outcome. Remember how horny we were? I was so hard, that when I felt your mouth around my cock I came almost instantly… And you were so wet, lying there on your belly, begging me not to stop… You
sabrehorns: “I know I said it would never happen again .. that it was totally wrong what I did last time you were here … but honestly … I lied … ”
anna-univverse: aliscenkhaw: AVATAR FUNFACTS 3 THAT LAST PART WAS NOT A ‘FUN’ FACT DON’T YOU LIE TO ME
ask-chairkun: Not gonna lie, this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the Finish It Event. Because I have a dirty mind like that. XD (Plus hey, who wouldn’t steal a high-level persona like Mara?) And to explain the Phantom, I just like him
sissyfucksluts: you knew he was lying but you let him take as many photos as he wanted, maybe if you were a good girl he’d let you suck that yummy cock again!
unknowneditors: Alessandro Pautasso Alessandro Pautasso aka Kaneda is a graphic designer and illustrator whose specialty lies in vector art and mixed media. It was when Alessandro discovered an illustration book about the Beatles by Alan Aldridge that
naturalshocks: wall-jaeger: mycrofthholmes: naturalshocks: blue-box-impala-lock: naturalshocks: Another day, another screencap. h o w not gonna lie i thought the eraser was smoking cus you erased it too hard or something That happens too,
heytonks: Secrets and lies, that’s how we grew up, and Albus… he was a natural.
jilliciouscaptions: What are you doing home from school so early? Well, now that you are here you could help me out. Mommy was just going to lie here and masturbate for a few hours but I think your cock would be a better solution.
hkirkh: godotal: broken body “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” Isn’t that a quote
alltheseroadworks: Jenny Blighe. She was bisexual, but she’d lied to her last girlfriend, a gold-standard lesbian, that she’d never date a man. Her girlfriend, skeptical, and also a psych major, had done a little playing with Jenny’s head when
cognitivedissonance: natalie-ann: asmilinggoddess: thefuuuucomics: cognitivedissonance: darthmobius: cognitivedissonance: I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for Ũ. #ThanksObama LIES. that came from taxes I paid.
nishlo: stunningpicture: In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me . Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8. damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make
littlesisterwish: I told my little sister that she can’t get pregnant as long as it wasn’t all the way inside and next to her cervix. She’ll eventually get knocked up from my sperm and find out I was lying but I think tricking her is so hot I don’t
baconmane: ponytimewith-twilightandspike: muirin007: potterheadschamber: heliumtaxihometome: 20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized This is beautiful. You are lying to yourself if you don’t think that Nikola Tesla was a total babe. I
testtubetheunicorn: this-is-cthulhu-privilege: anti-stupidity-capaldi: cishetwhiteoppressor: It’s great that justice was served, but I still feel bad for the poor guy. “A woman wouldn’t lie about being raped.” “WOMEN ARE SOOO OPPWESSED.”
feylen: your-friendlyneighborhoodanon: lokisergi: The Northern Sea excerpt: “Ah…what was that, Loki? You want me to go again?” “Ag-ain…? No…” “I could, easily, with you squirming as sweetly as you are. If you want me to dislodge, lie
mauridianhallow: fangirlingoverdemigods: drtanner: suicunesrider: uneditededit: Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects? not gonna lie that still looks intimately real I’m still somewhat convinced
jhonnyspot: “That moment she first realizes I was lying about pulling out as she feels her unprotected pussy receiving a cum tsunami”
denofgeekus: Did you know that Alejandro Jodorowsky nearly made a Dune movie in 1974? And it was gonna feature Salvador Dali with music by Pink Floyd? And art design by H.R. Giger and Moebius? Think we’re lying? There’s a whole documentary about
top-model: God, this is SO FUNNY. Brittany being Brittany, crying and lying. It’s what she does best! I haven’t been on tumblr in like… years. Then I get an email saying that this video was reported for having sexual content. I mean, there’s
dpicchiophotos: I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. He lied.
xsybilx:ignobler: I wont even lie… I tried this… just to see… >_> Soooo howd that go for you? A fair chunk peeking out the top. I was satisfied. =P
yoursluttymom: “Beaver boy”That’s the name all the punks in school called you after they found out your mom was a softcore nude model in the 90s. They were not lying about your mom not shaving down there though. In her pics her unshaven bush is
godtricksterloki: viva-la-nostalgia: If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying. Been developing it since I was 14 years old :3 Mine since before that, so there.
6hopeless6romantic6: I wish i was blind to what people are capable of.. I’ve seen and been through too much and now everyone is evil because I know what they can do. Way too many people lie and manipulate. What’s the point in being that kind of person?
source-size-shenanigans: Mini-Session - “Giga-lizabeth Extra”So it turns out I had some more shots lying around from sessions I’ve already posted. They’re all mostly extra angles or things that weren’t part of the session I was making.So here’s
hush-pupy: Would you like to browse my wares? The armorsmith Yoana from Witcher 3 Imgur I’m not going to lie, i was really disappointed you couldn’t sleep with her in the game, there’s just something about her that draws me in but i cant quite
riley-raunch: Whoops. I kinda lied. I just realized there was a few pics from the rope set that I didnt get posted.
capsule-corpse: dadjumper replied to your post: lying to yourself like saying the scot… your opinions are p fucked up dude Pirates are in this year that movie was pandering dogshit.
ghost-of-algren: bat-rabbit: rykemasters: conceptblogfromaconcepthuman: that is not dead which can eternal lie and across strange aeons, even death may die so kissinger was going to be on the list no matter who won the election hell world Who has
rhodesdynasty: Friendly reminder that this photo exists. And it’s one of my favorites. I was trying to read the sign but I’d be lying if I said my eyes didn’t look somewhere else!
masterdean94: onefineflip: foeyedcurls: Did I SAY I was finished with the baby greens?!?!??! such an aggressive tiny animal immylg masterdean94 *__* not gona lie. I squealed so much & did little claps because that is some adorable bunny sas!
sloppysecondspdx: My husband assured me that there was nothing exciting going on at book club but every time he comes home and kisses me, I can’t help but taste his lies.
kaijutegu: reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump
sir-hathaway: disconnectexe:cognitivedissonance:natalie-ann: asmilinggoddess: thefuuuucomics: cognitivedissonance: darthmobius: cognitivedissonance: I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for Ũ. #ThanksObama LIES. that
ipositivequotes: “She was so used to lies that the truth confused her.” — Jeff Hood (via purplebuddhaquotes)
asspreciationassfreak: I like big gapes and I can not lie You other brothers can’t deny That when a girl stretches out her itty bitty rosebud And it’s round and in your face You get sprung Wanna pull out your cock ‘cause you wishing her butt was
datcatwhatcameback: cognitivedissonance: natalie-ann: asmilinggoddess: thefuuuucomics: cognitivedissonance: darthmobius: cognitivedissonance: I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for Ũ. #ThanksObama LIES. that came
