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stunnerpone:themetalpony:Gazelle Killer thights, killer butt and 100% sexy, Gazelle because her hips dont lie. Since I saw her I was like “LOOK AT THOSE HIPS!”. I had to draw her. This is one of those things that start like a simple doodle, then
snowlullaby-blog: We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy don’t you think? CAN’T EVEN LIE. THIS WAS ADORABLE.
dontdierobb: i’d lie if i said that i planned to draw muhammad in this…. it was just an excuse to draw a camel… i fucking love camels tbqh
serluxfero: Today my day started in a wrong way, now, after a relaxing Nilla, I’m going back to work. And no, I can’t hear you while you saying that they gave him brown hair lalala~(this time I was listening to ‘hips don’t lie’ …)
bumbleshark: what a dickhead
viella-art:pls be the father to my dotter Goth Dad
carmelasoprano:
Flamel got his Sera last night!This featured me yelling in our RaidCall channel at Ren how he lied to me (his guess was that it needed a few more feedings than what it actually did). 8’D
erospertempus: This was a commission for Letter of a specific character that is over 18 years old. It’s very traditional in it’s taste for hypno. Stage hypno with pendulum. Not going to lie, kinda suprised I am doing this kind of hypno. But Hey It’s
Jersey just got colder andI’ll have you know i’m scared to deathThat everything that you had said to me was just A lie until you left Now i’m hoping just a little bit stronger Hold me up just a little bit longer I’ll be fine, i
careful-crow: thewitchway: nakedinasnowsuit: santmagdalene: The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother. God: where’s Abel? Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him It is TRAGIC that you can’t
wait-thats-illegal:thotticusrex:you absolutely love to see it**Christopher Columbus’s decapitated head lying on the groundI genuinely thought this was another weird tumblr add
humansofnewyork: “I was tired of working retail, so I lied on my resume and said that I had bookkeeper experience. I learned as much as I could from Google before the job interview, and printed out balance sheets to practice on. After I got the
mythicalgravityfarts: I was going to say sorry for this, but I’d be lying if I’d said that I regret this. (Transparent baby Steven credit to @artemispanthar) @unicornwizardtitan @puppyluver963xkoinu
hismomskeeper: mommyandsunny:If this was my Mom I would tear that pussy up every night and day. And your fucking lying if you say you wouldn’t. Like and reblog if you would Mom & son porn videos
thefuuuucomics: cognitivedissonance: darthmobius: cognitivedissonance: I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for Ũ. #ThanksObama LIES. that came from taxes I paid. Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop
cognitivedissonance: natalie-ann: asmilinggoddess: thefuuuucomics: cognitivedissonance: darthmobius: cognitivedissonance: I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for Ũ. #ThanksObama LIES. that came from taxes I paid.
nishlo: stunningpicture: In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me . Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8. damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make
trappedinsuburbanhell: your-lies-ruin-lives: accioculus: the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving
yourladyfriend: cognitivedissonance: natalie-ann: asmilinggoddess: thefuuuucomics: cognitivedissonance: darthmobius: cognitivedissonance: I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for Ũ. #ThanksObama LIES. that came from
dontplaywithme: light-cream-cheese: marauder-potter: coconi: hussieslips: louiebonbon: let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened oh #oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh my life is a lie #this
trappedinsuburbanhell: your-lies-ruin-lives: accioculus: the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving and
tiniest-jo: coolxatu: *kids in 2032 commenting on a hatsune miku video*: i was born in the wrong generation -__- This implies that Hatsune Miku won’t still be the greatest Diva by 2032, which is a complete and utter lie.
cinyma: American Beauty (1999) I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn’t a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time… For me, it was lying
mommyandsunny: If this was my Mom I would tear that pussy up every night and day. And your fucking lying if you say you wouldn’t. Like and reblog if you would
otakucutie: adreamwithoutyou: sherokutakari: therealhamster: woah man I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND. I don’t even know what to do with this information now that I have it i feel like my entire life has been a lie
sixpenceee: The Grave of Kitty Jay Located in England, little is known about the woman who supposedly lies here, tradition tells that she was an 18th century workhouse orphan who, having been ruined and deserted by a fickle lover, hanged herself and
kaijutegu:reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump
skull-bearer: mizushimo: mauridianhallow: fangirlingoverdemigods: drtanner: suicunesrider: uneditededit: Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects? not gonna lie that still looks intimately real I’m
spaceexp: What lies on the floor of this Martian crater? …A frozen patch of water ice. The robotic Mars Express spacecraft took the above image in early February. The ice pocket was found in a 35-kilometer wide crater that resides 70 degrees north of
jaylablue: Lying on my side, drowsily become aware that the morning was here I felt you turn and move toward me, slowly sidling closer and closer until I felt your arm moving over my waist to wrap around me, spooning me close. I could smell the aroma
zenshinart: #Black&WhiteErotica52 - Week 15 When I was young I used to imagine the hills as people lying down and the slopes and contours being their muscles and shapes. Who knew one day that would lead me to taking pictures of naked people. Or maybe
matt-delancy: After a while I felt like I was living in a museum. She had brought over some of those old phones that don’t even work for decoration purposes… Not gonna lie - I have one of those too. Haha. It’s even more ridiculous for me to
jellicle-ball: mizushimo: mauridianhallow: fangirlingoverdemigods: drtanner: suicunesrider: uneditededit: Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects? not gonna lie that still looks intimately real I’m
sariahsue: Emilie: I just don’t know what to do.Gabriel: Lie! Yesterday I told Adrien there was a bunny in his stomach to get him to eat carrots.Emilie: And that worked?Gabriel: Yeah… then he refused to drink because he thought the bunny would drown.
lovebylizee: tolovemykinks: thegoddamazon: howtobeterrell: Afro pessimism Afro REALISM. That scene was truth tho truth. our souls dont resonate with this country or it’s bullshit foundation or lies, religion, money, slavery, greed, power trips,
fukme16: rzn2dtp: blackjourneyman: tarynel: pwnstrr: tarynel: It’s lit You didn’t lie @tarynel its truly lit STILL A FAVE ASS FUCK FANTASY QUEEN Damn! Damn he in that ass. I wish it was me
lily6988: 50fuckingandlovingit: I love how this explains a lifestyle that some people try to make us feel guilty about living. I wish more people were more understanding so I didn’t feel like I was lying to friends and family. Although I know I don’t
turbo-pharaoh: turbo-pharaoh: turbo-pharaoh: We saw a Tali statue at c2e2 that had the fattest fuckin ass and we were all jokin about how thick it was but I ain’t gonna lie it’s been on my mind for the past 3 days straight absolutely shameful
sixpenceee: Scuptures by Patricia Piccinini Some of her rather odd pieces of art were distributed online via chain email. Various lies were attached to the sculpture—for example, that it was a “malcat,” supposedly a dog-human hybrid being illegally
mythes:Audi Japan’s April Fools’ joke is that they are making a car with a built in rice cooker! Not going to lie I wish it was real
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punk-jaskier:sproutnabt:erytria: logically-asexual: logical-crow: logical-crow: Anyway adults saying “I don’t know isn’t an answer” is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well. Really though, what was that about? I don’t know
lucidlemonlove: Twilight takes her responsibilities very seriously.That’s right, this latest commission was MLP themed! Not gonna lie, I actually really like breaking down the designs of those characters in small ways, like with the hair. So much
adslondonhottie:Answering the BBRT post that said it was a group of older guys looking for younger bottom lads to use and abuse. The host said there would be more than one bottom but when you got there you found out he’d lied. They stripped you down,
I made some way overdue changes in my life. I stupidly gave my first, and only, boyfriend, so far, a second chance. I was too blind to see that he is a lying cheater. I got myself hurt again because I cared too much about him. I should have just listened
commongayboy: Kesha was offered her freedom only if she were to lie and say that she wasn’t raped. Fuck Luke. Let her go. #FreeKesha
hutchj: violent-choices: keepya-head-up: weloveshortvideos: this is the cutest video ive seen today I dun knooo His little glasses and little accent and little voice awwwwwwwwww Batman did it. Like he was sticking with that lie 😂😂😂 I
quietly-islayem: thatpettyblackgirl: I dnt get yall sometimes 😂😂😂this shit fake as hell but it’s hilarious🤣🤣🤣he was gone hold on to that lie no matter what
laurdlannister-kingslayer: hotbitchesanddragons: tarynel: laurdlannister-kingslayer: And Gone Girl was not a good movie lmao Stop lying on this site with that shit, y’all think anything with a white woman sticking it to a white man is good Damn
