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surprisebitch:i thought this was gonna be uplifting and inspiring. i hate this so much
surprisebitch: perradelinfierno: Garage sales. fun things to do with your bruh
surprisebitch: Dear DreamWorks Studios, As moviegoers and fans of the original 1995 Ghost in the Shell film, we respectfully request that you cast an actress of Japanese descent for the lead role of Motoko Kusanagi rather than Scarlett Johansson. The
surprisebitch: scnofstark:Evans are you ok? the last gif.. there’s no heterosexual explanation for it
surprisebitch: selena gomez’ assistant holds her half-eaten cheeseburger so she could pose at the jingle ball red carpet
surprisebitch: “can you stop being such a ho even for just one second?”me:
surprisebitch: she knew
surprisebitch: swdyww: rittie: BIG MOOD What does she want give it to he r GIVE IT TO HER YOU MONSTER
surprisebitch: mcavoys: Are you gonna tell us to smile now? Call us ‘sweetheart’? this iconic scene shits on every action movie
surprisebitch: unexplained-events: Wasco Clowns In the town of Wasco, California, people are dressing up as clowns and walking around in the middle of the night. They are some of the creepiest looking clowns I have ever seen. No one knows exactly who
surprisebitch: this is so adorable <3
surprisebitch: killuav: when he just fucked the shit out of you and you gotta let the cold air hit your sore ass
surprisebitch: ponprincess: I swear to god I’m jumping off a building goodbye
surprisebitch: twitterlols: making her baby run a photoshoot i c a n t me as a parent
surprisebitch: IM FUCKING YELLING
surprisebitch: opalescentmist: hillaryclinton: staggot: mediamindss: missarrozcongandules1991: the fact that this isn’t kim kardashian and kylie jenner is more than i can stand What in the fuck?? Karen and Kelly Girl What is going on
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surprisebitch: newyorkerz: mysterymermaid: ashonastar: mitigatedwrath: katimcgrath: Save it NO ONE GETS REJECTED LIKE GASTON the fucking fact that his bicep immediately cheers him up again is what gets me is that regina??????????? wat episode
surprisebitch: milliardo: when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like i cant fucking breathe
surprisebitch: yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas
surprisebitch: the-babe: cumdoodle: Nash Grier compilation of comebacks “he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps” yaaas drag him
surprisebitch: when i was new to the UK, somebody asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser
surprisebitch: “why do you care so much about racism?" why are you against animal abuse when you’re not an animal? why are you against child abuse when you’re a young adult? why do you care about the environment when you’re not a tree?
surprisebitch: isnt: im not even reblogging this sarcastically not losing this chance
surprisebitch: watching the bae dance
surprisebitch: legalmexican: she thought she was killing it :( still better than the original
surprisebitch: this was so annoying honestly, how was courage so patient. when i was watching this as a kid, i just wanted to shove that macaroni and cheese right on her face. like hOW ABOUT COOK IT YOURSELFYOU FUCKIBFNFJFJ
surprisebitch: omg doesnt even mean “oh my god” or “oh my gosh” to me anymore.. it just means “omg”
surprisebitch: j6: j6: why do people put cucumbers on their eyes I highly doubt that.. I use cucumbers as dildos all the time and my butt hole has never been revitalized, it’s a loose as can be. Your dermatologist lied to you
surprisebitch: versaceversotter:evaunit08:janemba: meilute02: what is this I feel sad me Is this okay? I don’t think it’s okay im yelling
surprisebitch: THIS IS EXACTLY IT. PLAIN AND SIMPLE AS THIS.
surprisebitch: STOP
surprisebitch: me every morning
surprisebitch: you got the music in you, don’t you?
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