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surprisebitch: keaneries: every dog owner’s worst nightmare finally someone said it
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surprisebitch: me as a parent
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surprisebitch: i love this picture because you do not know if what race they were, if they were fat or skinny, if it is a boy and a girl or two girls or two guys. If people saw each other just as people then people could love and show their adoration
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