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surprisebitch: violet-official: maxiesatanofficial: sleep is homophobic because it means 6-8 fewer hours per day that I can do gay shit sleep is a gay ally because it gives me 6-8 hours every day where i don’t have to do anything being able to
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surprisebitch: Dear DreamWorks Studios, As moviegoers and fans of the original 1995 Ghost in the Shell film, we respectfully request that you cast an actress of Japanese descent for the lead role of Motoko Kusanagi rather than Scarlett Johansson. The
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surprisebitch: friendly reminder that Tumblr Staff has all the resources and time to do elaborate trivial web coding for this website for April Fool’s Day annually but never did shit to remove cp in this website, ban nazis, and clean the porn bots.
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surprisebitch:peepeeslaps:Toronto had some controversy this weekend over this super xenophobic billboard and right in the middle of this whole controversy someone just vandalized it and now its so gooda national hero
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surprisebitch: empressranaground: therothwoman: Pixar can never top this. Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see? 1 million notes omg
