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surprisebitch: carlos is literally me
surprisebitch: whatdoesntkilluyou: my-oddly-drawn-circus: “Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.” A Korean anti-child abuse PSA. Reblog the hell out of this this is so brilliant oh my god
surprisebitch: person: language, watch your language me: no
surprisebitch: i got that summertime summertime sadness
surprisebitch: ignorance is bliss
surprisebitch: setbabiesonfire: impala-sonic-deductions: vivere-est-ars: every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash And every man Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight
surprisebitch: and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie
surprisebitch: isnt: im not even reblogging this sarcastically not losing this chance
surprisebitch: empressranaground: therothwoman: Pixar can never top this. Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see? 1 million notes omg
surprisebitch: some-newtype-bullshit: EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG filed under innuendos i did not understand as a child
surprisebitch:when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
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surprisebitch:what a time to be alive (Source)
surprisebitch: slimey-man:when he nut in your mouth without warning god y’all need help Y'all all need Jesus
surprisebitch: lana del rey: I want McDonald’sdaddy:
surprisebitch: Strawbootywho is she
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surprisebitch: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious
surprisebitch:me: ugh im so lazy to exercise.. i’ll just make up to it tomorrow.. it’s just missing one day anyway, not bad..britney:me: YES YOUR MAJESTY
surprisebitch: i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes
surprisebitch: becausetheyhavelids: this is the best sentence ive ever read everything sounds like a meme these days
surprisebitch: “yes i am a huge fan of horror flicks”
surprisebitch: so calming :)
surprisebitch: xcxdreams: I STILL CANT BELIEVE SHE DID THAT PLEASEE @theonetogo @rageomega NOOOO 😂😂😂😂
surprisebitch: mythicallism: incredible iconic
surprisebitch: this was so satisfying to watch
surprisebitch: langsandlit: laughlikesomethingbroken: ecarretsamcp: Gays are only acceptable in the form of Soviet propaganda every time i see that last picture it completely baffles me as to what ELSE it could possibly be meant asdoes anyone know
surprisebitch: cumleak: dont worry… someone out there with a cute face and a beautiful heart is waiting specifically for you
surprisebitch: evolgrudge: lookthroughmylookingglass: angel-baez: this is way too fucking relatable This is a KIDS show?!? It’s sad that this is literally a representation of my life this show is really ahead of its time @rageomega
surprisebitch: destroy the idea that identifying as a top or bottom is imitating heterosexuality
surprisebitch: teenagerposts: We not chilling after this, it’s group nap time this is bottomphobic
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surprisebitch: what a lovely plot twist
surprisebitch: cutegirlonline: jaydenskyewalker: baebyfaced: I JUST SCREAMED SO FUCKIN LOUD I’m the girl i love the bachelor absolutely me
surprisebitch: ohmitsalex: I love when everything comes together LOL
surprisebitch: now this is true friendship
surprisebitch: I AM HERE FOR THIS
surprisebitch: the-god-of-a-shrinking-universe: aluox: I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue same maybe because it reminds of the blue screen of death
surprisebitch: gaydirectioner: When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
surprisebitch: omfg
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surprisebitch: terrakion: anderson cooper is a top hey daddy
surprisebitch: dreeeeeaaamingcosmic: ohmybrolden: crying da fuck? Victorious why u little shits be tryin to crash spongebob’s party? Ur gonna be canceled anyway harsh
surprisebitch: i hope he creates a clothing line dedicated to dresses or clothes like these. this is a very innovative idea
surprisebitch: i wonder what it feels like to be in love with someone who is in love with you too
surprisebitch: husband goals
surprisebitch: Mean Gurlz by Todrick Hall (x)
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surprisebitch: me surprising your man when he comes to bed
surprisebitch: me as a parent
surprisebitch: when you love your blog so much and you just want to
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surprisebitch: the true supreme
surprisebitch: i really wanna know the context behind this
surprisebitch: Oggy and The Cockroaches showcasing tiddy aesthetics “accidentally”
surprisebitch:batgod:shisnojon:ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU WHORE???!?!?! ARE YOU STUPID. DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP. BARBARIAN.that is a spoon wild
surprisebitch:*me and my crew about to fuck shit up*“everybody be cool! this is a robbery! and if any of you fucking pricks move, i’ll execute every last one of ya!”hostage: what the fuck are you wearing?*squad strikes a pose*“Krizia
surprisebitch: in French, another way to say “you’re my life” is “suce ma bite” :)
surprisebitch: theawesomeadventurer:theawesomeadventurer: shrinkymemes.mov i just realized I’ve created fresh baked memes the best 2 minutes of my life
